ladies with kids... what should i expect???

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i have to disagree on the no ass thing. those first like 3-4 months u are extremely horny and sensitive to the touch, but yea after that i guess u could go through a drought lol
 
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lighthearted25;1835357 said:
i have to disagree on the no ass thing. those first like 3-4 months u are extremely horny and sensitive to the touch, but yea after that i guess u could go through a drought lol

thats why i said PREPARE LOL!!!

once the sex stops its gonna be a loooooooong ass time before he smashes again ... and sadly .. there might even be some failed attempts inbetween. all those months where she wont want to smash ... then the stitches in the coochee .... then the baby sleeping in the middle of yall ..... then the what if the baby hears us stage

good god almighty!!! ...DU will have a wonderful relationship with cherokee and pinky after this shit ...plus summer is coming up good mary mother of christ smh LOL

im glad i dont have anybody preggo right now ... you gotta plan that shit accordingly

LOL
 
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UPTOWN (CONNEXX);1835394 said:
thats why i said PREPARE LOL!!!

once the sex stops its gonna be a loooooooong ass time before he smashes again ... and sadly .. there might even be some failed attempts inbetween. all those months where she wont want to smash ... then the stitches in the coochee .... then the baby sleeping in the middle of yall ..... then the what if the baby hears us stage

good god almighty!!! ...DU will have a wonderful relationship with cherokee and pinky after this shit ...plus summer is coming up good mary mother of christ smh LOL

im glad i dont have anybody preggo right now ... you gotta plan that shit accordingly

LOL

lol true true, gotta weight 6 weeks after the baby, then if she breastfeed maybe longer, she will be mad tired so sex will be the last thing on her mind. just go ahead and order your porn now dude lmao. makes u wonder how some people have a baby, then maybe a couple months later the chick is pregant again. i know 2 people like that. they said fuck the stitches and the 6 weeks.

and also props to all yall women who went natural on purpose, u have my full respect. the labor pain is 90% of the reason i am not having any more kids.
 
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lighthearted25;1835422 said:
lol true true, gotta weight 6 weeks after the baby, then if she breastfeed maybe longer, she will be mad tired so sex will be the last thing on her mind. just go ahead and order your porn now dude lmao. makes u wonder how some people have a baby, then maybe a couple months later the chick is pregant again. i know 2 people like that. they said fuck the stitches and the 6 weeks.

and also props to all yall women who went natural on purpose, u have my full respect. the labor pain is 90% of the reason i am not having any more kids.

LOL

how many you got??
 
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UPTOWN (CONNEXX);1835584 said:
LOL

how many you got??

i have just one. and right after he was born i told the doctors to go head and tie my tubes since i was already in the hospital. they laughed but i was serious. i never got them tied but i plan on doing it sooner than later. he's a blessing of course, love him to death, but he is destined to be an only child lol
 
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lighthearted25;1835652 said:
i have just one. and right after he was born i told the doctors to go head and tie my tubes since i was already in the hospital. they laughed but i was serious. i never got them tied but i plan on doing it sooner than later. he's a blessing of course, love him to death, but he is destined to be an only child lol

i only have one too ...

but they arent gonna tie your tubes tho ... they are just gonna give you a pamphlet about the nuva ring and some half decent brand name condoms LOL
 
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UPTOWN (CONNEXX);1835394 said:
thats why i said PREPARE LOL!!!

once the sex stops its gonna be a loooooooong ass time before he smashes again ... and sadly .. there might even be some failed attempts inbetween. all those months where she wont want to smash ... then the stitches in the coochee .... then the baby sleeping in the middle of yall ..... then the what if the baby hears us stage

good god almighty!!! ...DU will have a wonderful relationship with cherokee and pinky after this shit ...plus summer is coming up good mary mother of christ smh LOL

im glad i dont have anybody preggo right now ... you gotta plan that shit accordingly

LOL

*backflips cuz I don't have kids post....glad i don't have to go through none of that shit...though I've already told my girl...when that time comes for us to have a child, my weed habit is going to increase ALOT due to me having to deal with her changes and she was like "I wouldn't expect anything less" lol
 
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wtf....

yea so i woke up to a hand/blow job the last night... shit got poppin... then 30 mins later i find my self in the super market at 358 am to get a big ass jar of pickles....

my bff wouldn't have done that to me...

:(
 
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move next to a wal-mart and a sonics. My wife had cravings for crazy stuff and sonic's ice. She would almost wreck getting of the highway trying to get to a sonics. Also everytime you leave ask if she wants something from the store. Rub her stomach constantly with the stretch mark cocoa butter

Your going thru the easy part right now when those braxton hicks kick in thats the hard part. She will be hormonal and there is nothing you can do to fix the problem. Being woke up to go walk around the neighborhood at 3am was the worst.

Also steal as many swaddler diapers as you can from the hospital. They only give you ten at a time. So change one diaper and stuff 4 in the diaper bag. They will bring more. Also buy what you need (Car seats, baby bed(and make sure the baby sleeps there) and stuff like this and save every other dollar you make). When the baby drinks more formula than wic gives you start feeding them off your plate. Trust me it works.

2 healthy baby girls using the CPU while we were packing up to move.

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yogirlsxman;1837282 said:
move next to a wal-mart and a sonics. My wife had cravings for crazy stuff and sonic's ice. She would almost wreck getting of the highway trying to get to a sonics. Also everytime you leave ask if she wants something from the store. Rub her stomach constantly with the stretch mark cocoa butter

Your going thru the easy part right now when those braxton hicks kick in thats the hard part. She will be hormonal and there is nothing you can do to fix the problem. Being woke up to go walk around the neighborhood at 3am was the worst.

Also steal as many swaddler diapers as you can from the hospital. They only give you ten at a time. So change one diaper and stuff 4 in the diaper bag. They will bring more. Also buy what you need (Car seats, baby bed(and make sure the baby sleeps there) and stuff like this and save every other dollar you make). When the baby drinks more formula than wic gives you start feeding them off your plate. Trust me it works.
You have to get that established early!!! But it is a great experience I got my second on the way. Sleep is going to be a problem after the baby though. But she will become your BFF again after this is over with. Its just what she is going through.
 
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GrizTitan;1837304 said:
You have to get that established early!!! But it is a great experience I got my second on the way. Sleep is going to be a problem after the baby though. But she will become your BFF again after this is over with. Its just what she is going through.

thats the best time to rekindle that bff stuff. talk in the middle of the night while the baby up cause you cant do anything else.
 
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if you breast feed you will lose that bond with the baby. unless she pumping and letting you do it too. oh yeah save all the money you can. cause the unexpected will happen every time. Also make sure your insurance right. Im in the military so its not a problem. But the will send something after a major visit to the hospital to show what you could have paid.
 
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dont drink or have any fun that she cant do. Dont show anyone more attention than her. like dude said about falling asleep. Anytime you get the chance get some sleep. I remember washing my car and while i was doing the inside i took me a 15 minute nap.

Oh yeah remember she isnt eating for 2 and the weight gain limit should be aroud 25-30 lbs. the baby is at most 10lbs and 10 to 15 lbs of water weight most of which will be lost during birth.
 
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yogirlsxman;1837328 said:
if you breast feed you will lose that bond with the baby. unless she pumping and letting you do it too. oh yeah save all the money you can. cause the unexpected will happen every time. Also make sure your insurance right. Im in the military so its not a problem. But the will send something after a major visit to the hospital to show what you could have paid.
Yeah the has to be on point. Luckly we both have good jobs but you have to do the check ups I think it 3/9/12/15 months along with questions that come with having a newborn. Go with Infamil if she not breast feeding because you can get the anywhere.My baby was born in MD so the birth certificate place for the state is in Randlestown and they didnt mail my daughters so I had to get there form DC.
 
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mssouthernthang;1837368 said:
awww yall are really giving him some good advice

*hugs all the dads in here*

that's why i made this thread in the powder room, imagine if i made it in the gns...

smh...

but yea, imma make sure she's pumping.. imma try to get a mini fridge and stock that shit with breast milk..

if u watched my posts in the past0., i feel some type of way about formula and anything made with soy for my children....

i'll be damned
 
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we both straight on the insurance, i got aetna, she got blue cross, and i even got the forms on deck just incase she wanna switch.....
 
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dusouljah;1837413 said:
we both straight on the insurance, i got aetna, she got blue cross, and i even got the forms on deck just incase she wanna switch.....
Decide on a good hospital that your insurance covers then. My daughter was born in Sliver Spring and I forgot the name but the shit was terrible. Also the hospital will take pics and bust you in the head for those "babys first" pictures so bring a camera or cash or both.
 
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GrizTitan;1837433 said:
Decide on a good hospital that your insurance covers then. My daughter was born in Sliver Spring and I forgot the name but the shit was terrible. Also the hospital will take pics and bust you in the head for those "babys first" pictures so bring a camera or cash or both.

yea, we on top of all of that all ready...met with the gyno/deliver lady, she takes both our shits.. we're going for a ultra sound or whatever later this month...

which is funny to me, cuz i used to always clown ppl who printed off their pictures and tell them that they just using a generic ultrasound picture from like 1970, and just tell everyone that "that's their baby"

now i'm actually looking forward to the shit myself...
 
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