Ladies, what do you have against overweight men?

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Because I don't wanna have to lift up your fupa to suck your dick

Because I don't wanna sink into your flabby ass chest when I put my hands on it to ride your dick

Cause I don't feel like cooking extra for you

Cause I don't wanna have to reassure you that your lard ass looks sexually attractive to me

Because your rolls hold funk

Because you sweat more in the summer

Because you ain't confident you worried Imma leave for a fine ass 6'6 nigga with a six pack and biceps of steel

Because I don't want your fat ass fuckin up my diet

Because I don't want your fat ass encouraging me to be fat

Because you take up 3/4th of the selfie we took

Cause your sleep apnea snoring keeps me awake

Cause you breath heavy when you eat

Cause you take up the whole bed you fat bitch

Cause you always wanna be on the bottom with your outta shape ass

Cause your fat ass don't get this pussy wet

Cause my dad is mean and would make fun of you :-(

I'll be back later with more
 
Noir;8045037 said:
deadeye;8045033 said:
Noir;8045026 said:
FUPA covers and shrinks the dick. The end

@noir

My stomach's not that big.

Just a little fluffy.

You're 270 at 6ft+

Thats not fluffy breh

In all seriousness, I'm big....but don't really have the typical fatboy physique.

Basically, I've got muscle mixed in with fat.

Most of my weight is in my legs.

Kinda built like Ron Simmons with less muscle.

nh
 
deadeye;8045044 said:
Noir;8045037 said:
deadeye;8045033 said:
Noir;8045026 said:
FUPA covers and shrinks the dick. The end

@noir

My stomach's not that big.

Just a little fluffy.

You're 270 at 6ft+

Thats not fluffy breh

In all seriousness, I'm big....but don't really have the typical fatboy physique.

Basically, I've got muscle mixed in with fat.

Most of my weight is in my legs.

Kinda built like Ron Simmons with less muscle.

nh

Post a pic or it aint real.
 
Women are weird bruh, when I was wrestling in college I was 210, and got moderate play, when I stopped and shot up to 250, I got crazy play...

I was as heavy as 280, and never had an issue, even met my wife around that weight....

I'm like 235 now.....and she keep throwing skinny jokes like she too much for me....

I'm like "Nigga who the fuck you think you talking to!!"

Yo I swear she leave me for a bigger Nigga, imma kill both their assess and make soap from their fat
 
Pico;8045038 said:
Because I don't wanna have to lift up your fupa to suck your dick

Because I don't wanna sink into your flabby ass chest when I put my hands on it to ride your dick

Cause I don't feel like cooking extra for you

Cause I don't wanna have to reassure you that your lard ass looks sexually attractive to me

Because your rolls hold funk

Because you sweat more in the summer

Because you ain't confident you worried Imma leave for a fine ass 6'6 nigga with a six pack and biceps of steel

Because I don't want your fat ass fuckin up my diet

Because I don't want your fat ass encouraging me to be fat

Because you take up 3/4th of the selfie we took

Cause your sleep apnea snoring keeps me awake

Cause you breath heavy when you eat

Cause you take up the whole bed you fat bitch

Cause you always wanna be on the bottom with your outta shape ass

Cause your fat ass don't get this pussy wet

Cause my dad is mean and would make fun of you :-(

I'll be back later with more

@Pico .

Seems like you put a lot of thought into this.

Maybe a little to much.

Nonetheless, I do appreciate your feedback.

Ironically, this may just be the kind of motivation I need to hit the gym harder.
 
Pico;8045038 said:
Because I don't wanna have to lift up your fupa to suck your dick

Because I don't wanna sink into your flabby ass chest when I put my hands on it to ride your dick

Cause I don't feel like cooking extra for you

Cause I don't wanna have to reassure you that your lard ass looks sexually attractive to me

Because your rolls hold funk

Because you sweat more in the summer

Because you ain't confident you worried Imma leave for a fine ass 6'6 nigga with a six pack and biceps of steel

Because I don't want your fat ass fuckin up my diet

Because I don't want your fat ass encouraging me to be fat

Because you take up 3/4th of the selfie we took

Cause your sleep apnea snoring keeps me awake

Cause you breath heavy when you eat

Cause you take up the whole bed you fat bitch

Cause you always wanna be on the bottom with your outta shape ass

Cause your fat ass don't get this pussy wet

Cause my dad is mean and would make fun of you :-(

I'll be back later with more

Damn. Was the nigga at least nice to you? Lol!
 
Recaptimus_Prime360;8045081 said:
Pico;8045038 said:
Because I don't wanna have to lift up your fupa to suck your dick

Because I don't wanna sink into your flabby ass chest when I put my hands on it to ride your dick

Cause I don't feel like cooking extra for you

Cause I don't wanna have to reassure you that your lard ass looks sexually attractive to me

Because your rolls hold funk

Because you sweat more in the summer

Because you ain't confident you worried Imma leave for a fine ass 6'6 nigga with a six pack and biceps of steel

Because I don't want your fat ass fuckin up my diet

Because I don't want your fat ass encouraging me to be fat

Because you take up 3/4th of the selfie we took

Cause your sleep apnea snoring keeps me awake

Cause you breath heavy when you eat

Cause you take up the whole bed you fat bitch

Cause you always wanna be on the bottom with your outta shape ass

Cause your fat ass don't get this pussy wet

Cause my dad is mean and would make fun of you :-(

I'll be back later with more

Damn. Was the nigga at least nice to you? Lol!

I've never fucked with no fat boy. These were gathered from real life experiences my friends have told me or that I've witnessed as an innocent bystander.
 

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