Ladies, what do you have against overweight men?

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deadeye;8045050 said:
Pico;8045038 said:
Because I don't wanna have to lift up your fupa to suck your dick

Because I don't wanna sink into your flabby ass chest when I put my hands on it to ride your dick

Cause I don't feel like cooking extra for you

Cause I don't wanna have to reassure you that your lard ass looks sexually attractive to me

Because your rolls hold funk

Because you sweat more in the summer

Because you ain't confident you worried Imma leave for a fine ass 6'6 nigga with a six pack and biceps of steel

Because I don't want your fat ass fuckin up my diet

Because I don't want your fat ass encouraging me to be fat

Because you take up 3/4th of the selfie we took

Cause your sleep apnea snoring keeps me awake

Cause you breath heavy when you eat

Cause you take up the whole bed you fat bitch

Cause you always wanna be on the bottom with your outta shape ass

Cause your fat ass don't get this pussy wet

Cause my dad is mean and would make fun of you :-(

I'll be back later with more

@Pico .

Seems like you put a lot of thought into this.

Maybe a little to much.

Nonetheless, I do appreciate your feedback.

Ironically, this may just be the kind of motivation I need to hit the gym harder.

Damn, that was some hardcore honesty she gave. That shit hurt and I ain't overweight. "I'll be back later with more," that was classic.

Not not to be on nobody's sob story kick, but to just let you know short guys don't really get that type of love where a woman is jocking either; Love women, but some of their physical wants are way beyond their own physical appearance. 4's think they dimes. (fake hair, fake nails, very little personality and mutual conversation, fake height with heels, fake faces with makeup, fake weight/stomachs with spanx, but wait.....there's more tummy tucks, stomach stapling, nose surgery, implants, injections, eyelashes, eyeliner.)

A woman supposed to be better looking than her man; but that shit's been changing for about the past 15 years. They want that trophy dude just like we want that trophy woman.
 
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DWO;8045779 said:
Off&On;8045769 said:
DWO;8045722 said:
Off&On;8045701 said:
DWO;8045692 said:
Off&On;8045640 said:
Dead at yall catching feelings...

Cuz this shit is real son

You ready to go nite nite Nigga!!!

The ladies come for yall, and yall fight back by coppin pleas...

as a fat nigga...I ain't letting the squad go down like that..I'm built fat tho..I ain't sloppy fat..turns off plea machine

I ain't fighting the ladies, I'm fighting metabolism....I need my health!!!

That very mature of u b...

I ain't that mature..

This how I get down

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Lol, Naw I'm good...I can do better

I just found out this girl is my nephews roommate
 
illestni99ainne;8070835 said:
DWO;8045779 said:
Off&On;8045769 said:
DWO;8045722 said:
Off&On;8045701 said:
DWO;8045692 said:
Off&On;8045640 said:
Dead at yall catching feelings...

Cuz this shit is real son

You ready to go nite nite Nigga!!!

The ladies come for yall, and yall fight back by coppin pleas...

as a fat nigga...I ain't letting the squad go down like that..I'm built fat tho..I ain't sloppy fat..turns off plea machine

I ain't fighting the ladies, I'm fighting metabolism....I need my health!!!

That very mature of u b...

I ain't that mature..

This how I get down

giphy.gif

Lol, Naw I'm good...I can do better

I just found out this girl is my nephews roommate

@illestni99ainne .

Drop that story.
 
Charlie_;8071181 said:
texas409;8071177 said:
lol @ this thread

You sexy & hella cocky tho @texas409 so it's different for you.

I was gonna come in here and say being a big handsome man with immaculate swag works wonders but Im on my humble shit today. Thanks for saying it for me lol @Charlie_
 
texas409;8071186 said:
Charlie_;8071181 said:
texas409;8071177 said:
lol @ this thread

You sexy & hella cocky tho @texas409 so it's different for you.

I was gonna come in here and say being a big handsome man with immaculate swag works wonders but Im on my humble shit today. Thanks for saying it for me lol @Charlie_

Lmmmaaooo @texas409 I seen how you work in person. Confidence is sexier than anything else.
 
Aquafina..floe;8071099 said:
It's feminine and gross tf

Aquafina..floe;8071145 said:
Peeny_Wally;8071132 said:
Aquafina..floe;8071099 said:
It's feminine and gross tf

Being overweight is a feminine trait? Da fuk?

For a man yes it is

Nigga tf u got more ass then me fat ass ughh

Why wouldn't you be willing to give a 45yr old fat nigga a chance?

So what if I'm a little husky.

What about the content of my character?

Isn't that what should determine whether or not I'm a suitable companion?
 
Charlie_;8071229 said:
texas409;8071186 said:
Charlie_;8071181 said:
texas409;8071177 said:
lol @ this thread

You sexy & hella cocky tho @texas409 so it's different for you.

I was gonna come in here and say being a big handsome man with immaculate swag works wonders but Im on my humble shit today. Thanks for saying it for me lol @Charlie_

Lmmmaaooo @texas409 I seen how you work in person. Confidence is sexier than anything else.

@charlie .

@Pico .

So, no love for niggas with low self-esteem?
 
deadeye;8071261 said:
Aquafina..floe;8071099 said:
It's feminine and gross tf

Aquafina..floe;8071145 said:
Peeny_Wally;8071132 said:
Aquafina..floe;8071099 said:
It's feminine and gross tf

Being overweight is a feminine trait? Da fuk?

For a man yes it is

Nigga tf u got more ass then me fat ass ughh

Why wouldn't you be willing to give a 45yr old fat nigga a chance?

So what if I'm a little husky.

What about the content of my character?

Isn't that what should determine whether or not I'm a suitable companion?

I don't Need your belly hitting my ass nigga no...ion like fat boys
 
deadeye;8071631 said:
Charlie_;8071229 said:
texas409;8071186 said:
Charlie_;8071181 said:
texas409;8071177 said:
lol @ this thread

You sexy & hella cocky tho @texas409 so it's different for you.

I was gonna come in here and say being a big handsome man with immaculate swag works wonders but Im on my humble shit today. Thanks for saying it for me lol @Charlie_

Lmmmaaooo @texas409 I seen how you work in person. Confidence is sexier than anything else.

@charlie .

@Pico .

So, no love for niggas with low self-esteem?

No.
 
Pico;8071656 said:
deadeye;8071631 said:
Charlie_;8071229 said:
texas409;8071186 said:
Charlie_;8071181 said:
texas409;8071177 said:
lol @ this thread

You sexy & hella cocky tho @texas409 so it's different for you.

I was gonna come in here and say being a big handsome man with immaculate swag works wonders but Im on my humble shit today. Thanks for saying it for me lol @Charlie_

Lmmmaaooo @texas409 I seen how you work in person. Confidence is sexier than anything else.

@charlie .

@Pico .

So, no love for niggas with low self-esteem?

No.

So I'm supposed to feel good about being 60 pounds overweight?

How can I have high self-esteem at 270?
 
Aquafina..floe;8071642 said:
deadeye;8071261 said:
Aquafina..floe;8071099 said:
It's feminine and gross tf

Aquafina..floe;8071145 said:
Peeny_Wally;8071132 said:
Aquafina..floe;8071099 said:
It's feminine and gross tf

Being overweight is a feminine trait? Da fuk?

For a man yes it is

Nigga tf u got more ass then me fat ass ughh

Why wouldn't you be willing to give a 45yr old fat nigga a chance?

So what if I'm a little husky.

What about the content of my character?

Isn't that what should determine whether or not I'm a suitable companion?

I don't Need your belly hitting my ass nigga no...ion like fat boys

Why should that matter as long as I bust?
 
deadeye;8071670 said:
Pico;8071656 said:
deadeye;8071631 said:
Charlie_;8071229 said:
texas409;8071186 said:
Charlie_;8071181 said:
texas409;8071177 said:
lol @ this thread

You sexy & hella cocky tho @texas409 so it's different for you.

I was gonna come in here and say being a big handsome man with immaculate swag works wonders but Im on my humble shit today. Thanks for saying it for me lol @Charlie_

Lmmmaaooo @texas409 I seen how you work in person. Confidence is sexier than anything else.

@charlie .

@Pico .

So, no love for niggas with low self-esteem?

No.

So I'm supposed to feel good about being 60 pounds overweight?

How can I have high self-esteem at 270?

You ain't my man so that sad ass fuckery ain't my problem. Kick rocks porky bear.
 

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