Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

[deadeye]

I'm tired of being sick

Whats wrong big mama?

Was sick for a week and a half after thanksgiving

Now I'm sick again after xmas

fml

@Beezus‌

Allergic to turkey perhaps?

Or was the turkey possibly undercooked?

 

[Beezus]

I see u didn't upgrade from dial up

U still have time before the new year

 

[StillFaggyAF]

If Faith had twins, she probably have 2 Sanfords

get it?...................Two........sanfords

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

 

[BoldChild]

Was at work earlier and overheard someone talking about their sick family member.

They started talking about how the doctors had to clean out an infection she had, and then she was like, 'yeah, they had to clean all of those fluids and the rest of the infection out of her colon."

A bit later I had to go near a table where folks will sometimes sit stuff out for people to eat, and someone was like, "Oh, who made this fudge?" Then someone responded that it was *insert person telling story about infected colon*

Then the person goes "oooo," and proceeds to eat it.

I was like,

 

[deadeye]

The Corner is like the first draft of the Wire

@Elzo69Renaissance‌

The Corner was too real.

Shit was depressing as fuck.

 

[huey]

the aunt jemima logo/name seems kinda racist to me. am i wrong?

 

[Crude_]

And here comes the hoes with these new year new me posts.

Bitch stfu

 

[Beezus]

Deadeye will be caught up by next year

 

[J-GUTTA]

The Corner is like the first draft of the Wire

@Elzo69Renaissance‌

The Corner was too real.

Shit was depressing as fuck.

It tripped me out when I realized DeAndre was Fresh from the movie Fresh.

 

[shit happens]

Was at work earlier and overheard someone talking about their sick family member.

They started talking about how the doctors had to clean out an infection she had, and then she was like, 'yeah, they had to clean all of those fluids and the rest of the infection out of her colon."

A bit later I had to go near a table where folks will sometimes sit stuff out for people to eat, and someone was like, "Oh, who made this fudge?" Then someone responded that it was *insert person telling story about infected colon*

Then the person goes "oooo," and proceeds to eat it.

I was like,

And then what?

tell us more

 

[OhMars]

Was at work earlier and overheard someone talking about their sick family member.

They started talking about how the doctors had to clean out an infection she had, and then she was like, 'yeah, they had to clean all of those fluids and the rest of the infection out of her colon."

A bit later I had to go near a table where folks will sometimes sit stuff out for people to eat, and someone was like, "Oh, who made this fudge?" Then someone responded that it was *insert person telling story about infected colon*

Then the person goes "oooo," and proceeds to eat it.

I was like,

Cool story

 

[BoldChild]

Was at work earlier and overheard someone talking about their sick family member.

They started talking about how the doctors had to clean out an infection she had, and then she was like, 'yeah, they had to clean all of those fluids and the rest of the infection out of her colon."

A bit later I had to go near a table where folks will sometimes sit stuff out for people to eat, and someone was like, "Oh, who made this fudge?" Then someone responded that it was *insert person telling story about infected colon*

Then the person goes "oooo," and proceeds to eat it.

I was like,

And then what?

tell us more

And then I recalled a conversation this individual (the fudge maker) had with someone else asking them why they never eat the food they bring in. If you haven't figured it out already, the fudge maker is white, and the person they were asking was black.

It was an amusing exchange.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

The Bill Cosby episode of Law and Order is on

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Sometimes you just gotta Thank God your Kids not Ugly .

...i look at my babies and be so Glad they Don't look like Aqua brah .

 

[StillFaggyAF]

Cooking, blasting music, and cleaning

Heaux shut the fuck up!

 

[HarlemThumzUp]

tryin not to watch the clocc nigga get to leave early tonite!

 

[Tommy bilfiger]

Cop fucced up my whole day.A nigga been irritated since this morning

Slammin things,runnin stop signs,parking in handicap spots,smokin weed speedin all that dog.If I go out Imma end up getting into a physical altercation wit some drunk clown and put his head through a windshield.This is bullshit

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Dildo or play-doh toy?

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Bae always makes me smile