Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sitting in the gutter and your eating bread and butter;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're climbing in the the loft and you tread in somethin' soft;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you think you're having fun, but you got a smelly bum;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you are driving in your chevy, and you're feeling some something heavy;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When it's coming out your bum, like a bullet in a gun;
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your stomachs feeling wavy and you're making anal gravy;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sliding into first, and your pants about to burst;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walking down the hall, and it splatters on the wall;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're in a Jumbo Jet, and your booty starts to sweat;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you think your friends are joking, but your pants are brown and soaking;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're on the seat for hours and it doesn't smell like flowers;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush twice;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walking in the attic and your butt goes automatic;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
