Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

[OhMars]

I ain't see shit. Just those same pictures, seems like there would be thousands in a city as big as Houston

 

[Crude_]

My father swore up and down when he was living in Houston back in the 1970s one night one was hovering above the tree line on the freeway on his route back home seemingly following his vehicle.

He said it followed him until he came up on the rear of an 18 wheeler and then the flying object disappeared back into the skyline.

He told me that same story for years and it never changed.

He was convinced he saw something although I think the likelihood of it being something like a crop duster or something flying close to the ground is more likely I wouldn't be shocked if he saw exactly what he thought he saw.

 

[OhMars]

Was your old man intoxicated

 

[OhMars]

If there was empirical evidence that aliens did in fact exist, would that negate the existence of God for you?

 

[Crude_]

Was your old man intoxicated

He's never been a heavy drinker but he coulda been especially in those days.

 

[Purr]

My fav song by masta ace

 

[deadeye]

Beastmode Cowboy freestyling:

 

[Purr]

https://twitter.com/ukno_iroc/status/501369222258118656

 

[Purr]

@stew how the fuck you gone nosign my fav song?!

 

[Purr]

I hope it's your wife, allergens.

 

[Meta_Conscious]

Pharoahe Monch's PTSD might be one of the best drops of 2014..................sheesh

really? I wasnt feeling it.

 

[caddo man]

Damn college is back in session. These lil mfer rude as shit too.

I need to do a #creepset thread but on Wal-martian vibe.

"Weirdest mfer on campus: Spring 2014 edition."

Just saw a chick with her best Star Wars outfit on complete with the potato sack hoodie.

 

[Crude_]

Damn college is back in session. These lil mfer rude as shit too.

I need to do a #creepset thread but on Wal-martian vibe.

"Weirdest mfer on campus: Spring 2014 edition."

Just saw a chick with her best Star Wars outfit on complete with the potato sack hoodie.

I bet that broad got some grade A pussy though it's always those weirdo broads with that fire snatch.

 

[Stew]

Pharoahe Monch's PTSD might be one of the best drops of 2014..................sheesh

It was cool. Idk about best.

 

[caddo man]

Damn college is back in session. These lil mfer rude as shit too.

I need to do a #creepset thread but on Wal-martian vibe.

"Weirdest mfer on campus: Spring 2014 edition."

Just saw a chick with her best Star Wars outfit on complete with the potato sack hoodie.

I bet that broad got some grade A pussy though it's always those weirdo broads with that fire snatch.

Bruh I had the look of 'scust when I saw her. The only other thing that came across my mind was that she was going to melt at 2pm when it hit 92 degrees and 60% humidity.

 

[caddo man]

I read a bumper sticker yesterday that read:

I am so fucking happy right now I can shit rainbows!

 

[StillFaggyAF]

 

[1of1]

↗↗↗Offspring^^^

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[Crude_]

So Maxwell had a concert around my way last weekend and I took my wife because she loves dude's music.

Make a long story short I asked wifey did she want a drink because I was going to the concessions and they were selling liquor and stuff there.

While at the concessions I spotted my wife's cousin's best friend.

As soon as she saw me I noticed her trying to look to see who I was with when she saw my wife wasn't with me.

I just laughed to myself and went and told my wife about it when I got back and she laughed to.

I decided to post a pic to Facebook to and I'll be damned if her and my wife's cousin weren't among the first two to like the picture.

Just as I suspected you can't fool me when it comes down to simple minded hoes.

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

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