KAT IS GETTING MARRIED YALL!

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DWO;9335859 said:
Bruh I have no idea what that means...

"Shabbat is Hebrew for Sabbath, and Shalom means peace. It is a common greeting on Friday evening or throughout the day until evening on Sabbath (Saturday). You are wishing someone peace on the Sabbath or wishing them the peace that the Sabbath itself brings if you observe it."
 
Arya Tsaddiq;9335869 said:
DWO;9335859 said:
Bruh I have no idea what that means...

"Shabbat is Hebrew for Sabbath, and Shalom means peace. It is a common greeting on Friday evening or throughout the day until evening on Sabbath (Saturday). You are wishing someone peace on the Sabbath or wishing them the peace that the Sabbath itself brings if you observe it."

But I'm at work...

Ain't that like the opposite of Sabbath
 
DWO;9335955 said:
Bruh the hilarity of raspberry a chicks breast....

Imma have to do this now

I did that to a stripper once. Think I was 18 or 19 and I was shit faced drunk. I drank a bottle and some beers with friends and we had a shitload of jello shots and a big bowl of alcoholic jello cuz we ran out of shot cups. Drank a bunch of the shots but the shit ain't kick in so I ate half the big bowl of jello.

We go to the strip club and sit down along the stage and the shit hits me hard. I don't remember much cuz I was sloppy drunk but I remember putting money up and she came and started dancing on me, she whispered in my ear "motorboat". And I'm like falling over drunk. She shoves my face into her tits and I couldn't breathe. Either she was holding my face so hard or i was so drunk i couldnt pull my head up, but my nose was closed off because i was pressed against her chest so hard. So I opened my mouth and gasped for air and inhaled a chunk of her titty then I exhaled while shaking my head and "raspberried" her titties.

She just laughed and carried on while I practically passed out from intoxication and lack of oxygen.
 
Black_Samson;9335976 said:
DWO;9335955 said:
Bruh the hilarity of raspberry a chicks breast....

Imma have to do this now

Why do you leave the door wide open like this?

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Recaptimus_Prime360;9335987 said:
DWO;9335915 said:
Black_Samson;9335896 said:
Kai can get the motor boat action now...

A year ago she coulda got.... Well you cant really call it motorboating can you?

Raspberry

1st time hearing this "Rasberry" thing yall speak of.

Khaleesi;9336001 said:
Lol @ niggas never hearing of "blowing raspberries"

What's a raspberry, and can I give a raspberry to a peach?
 
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ReppinTime;9335667 said:
Pico stay righteous. These demons don't care about you.

I care, my love is the cure

and if she says no then I'll be fucking Purr

don't be jealous we can share her

but I get to go first

she's so wet it's like her waters just burst

but she ain't pregnant

Hilarious
 
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