Allah_U_Akbar
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CashmoneyDux
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Move this shit to Growing Pains
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Lou Cypher
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First time i ever got caught I was 14. Was on my 14th bday and I had just gotten this cool case for my pipe and weed and all of that. Mom smelled the weed on us when my friends and i got back to my place. I put my pipe behind my stereo in my room and we took off to go smoke a joint. Came back after the joint and noticed my pipe was missing. Mom didnt say shit until my friends left.
Mom yelled at me said i was grounded and stuff until i pissed clean. 1 week later my best friend and I flew down to oregon and were staying with my grandparents on my biological dads side. Hadnt seen them since i was 5 years old. Rarely talked to them. We had brought a quarter oz of weed with us on the plane and i went to use the bathroom, came back and my friend lit up a blunt and started smoking it inside the bedroom. I knew it was a bad idea but the deed had been done already so we finished the blunt and passed out.
The next morning my grandma woke us up early because we were going to go snowboarding. When she opened the door her eyes got real wide and i knew she smelled it. Go snowboarding, come back, everythings cool. 2 Days later we get woken up early again to go snowboarding. We've been going outside to smoke but she still smelled it on our coats or in our bedroom. Come back home and shes sitting in the living room with our bag of pot. Went through all of our stuff and found it. Called the cops on us and got us a couple hundred dollar tickets. After that it was awkward but we were only there for another day at this point. When she went to bed I went through her medicine cabinet and found a giant bottle of oxycotin that she still had from when she got her hip replaced. Emptied out the pills into my luggage, hopped on the plane and got high as hell.
Get back to Anchorage and mom flips the fuck out about the weed and pills the instant i got out into the lobby. Aint talked to that side of the family since that trip. I attempted to call after my mom requested me to some time later, but i left voicemails and never got a call back.
Mom yelled at me said i was grounded and stuff until i pissed clean. 1 week later my best friend and I flew down to oregon and were staying with my grandparents on my biological dads side. Hadnt seen them since i was 5 years old. Rarely talked to them. We had brought a quarter oz of weed with us on the plane and i went to use the bathroom, came back and my friend lit up a blunt and started smoking it inside the bedroom. I knew it was a bad idea but the deed had been done already so we finished the blunt and passed out.
The next morning my grandma woke us up early because we were going to go snowboarding. When she opened the door her eyes got real wide and i knew she smelled it. Go snowboarding, come back, everythings cool. 2 Days later we get woken up early again to go snowboarding. We've been going outside to smoke but she still smelled it on our coats or in our bedroom. Come back home and shes sitting in the living room with our bag of pot. Went through all of our stuff and found it. Called the cops on us and got us a couple hundred dollar tickets. After that it was awkward but we were only there for another day at this point. When she went to bed I went through her medicine cabinet and found a giant bottle of oxycotin that she still had from when she got her hip replaced. Emptied out the pills into my luggage, hopped on the plane and got high as hell.
Get back to Anchorage and mom flips the fuck out about the weed and pills the instant i got out into the lobby. Aint talked to that side of the family since that trip. I attempted to call after my mom requested me to some time later, but i left voicemails and never got a call back.
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DetroitPlayaa
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I must knew ts was talking about getting caught by the cops.. Not his fucking mom
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Lock this shit
willywanker
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Got caught when I was 12, told my mum to chill and kept smoking, even as a kid I was a G.
Got caught with a half ounce of some bush ass weed back when I was like 12, told my parents I didn't know what it was and it ended up in my bag after a class trip, they ain't know what it was either so they took it to the school principal. That bitches eyes got wide as fuck when they put the bag on the table, she looked scared, Tryna tell them they should call the cops, my parents wasn't having that, told her she should be running a school better cause how did a 12 year old get a bag of weed during a class trip.
My mom would constantly go through my shit, I'd get like a sixth sense about it, if I left weed at home or in my bag id just get this feeling that she went through my shit and found it, and without a doubt she did. One time after I moved out I guess I forgot I had an ounce stashed somewhere in the house, she found that shit and kept it hidden till the next month when I came to visit, she showed it to me and flushed it in front of me
My mom would constantly go through my shit, I'd get like a sixth sense about it, if I left weed at home or in my bag id just get this feeling that she went through my shit and found it, and without a doubt she did. One time after I moved out I guess I forgot I had an ounce stashed somewhere in the house, she found that shit and kept it hidden till the next month when I came to visit, she showed it to me and flushed it in front of me
2003, just got back from Utah after a month. When I was out there, I had my first hit of weed @ 16.
When I get home, I had $ that I earned from working for my Uncle's painting business.
I asked around if anyone had the hook up for the chronic. End up buying a $50 sack. Got a huge hook up.
So, I would bring a little w me when I would leave the house and leave the rest behind.
I get back to my house one day, high as fuck and my mom is watering the lawn. She tells me she wants to talk, so I sit to talk. She tells me she found something. I'm panicking in my head. Of course, she found the weed.
I don't even explain myself, I'm just like "yeah, it's mine, doesn't matter where I got it but I smoke, idk what else to say.."
She then says, "well can I have some?"
And that was the day I got "caught". No fucks giv by my mom. She said as long as I wasn't doing any other drugs and was being responsible, then I was good to smoke.
I was confused as fuck. Walking away high af wondering if that just happened or if it was some kind of trap, then I started wondering if she was working w the cops n shit..
When I get home, I had $ that I earned from working for my Uncle's painting business.
I asked around if anyone had the hook up for the chronic. End up buying a $50 sack. Got a huge hook up.
So, I would bring a little w me when I would leave the house and leave the rest behind.
I get back to my house one day, high as fuck and my mom is watering the lawn. She tells me she wants to talk, so I sit to talk. She tells me she found something. I'm panicking in my head. Of course, she found the weed.
I don't even explain myself, I'm just like "yeah, it's mine, doesn't matter where I got it but I smoke, idk what else to say.."
She then says, "well can I have some?"
And that was the day I got "caught". No fucks giv by my mom. She said as long as I wasn't doing any other drugs and was being responsible, then I was good to smoke.
I was confused as fuck. Walking away high af wondering if that just happened or if it was some kind of trap, then I started wondering if she was working w the cops n shit..
Lol I'll tell you about the time I almost got caught.
Was like May 2008, the day before I was to graduate with my Bachelors in Criminal Justice. Had just left a party to cop a quarter off my boy and head to my aunt's house. She had recently passed away so her house was empty. Only bad part was that it was in a dangerous section of Trenton. This was the time gsng wars were running rampant in the city. Anyway I cop go get some blunts and start to head to her house.
Something had told me to throw that shit in my trunk. So I lowered my back seat and threw it in a cup that slid between the seat where it open.looked secure so I start drivin to my aunt's. I get about 15 feet away from her house when 5 undercover cop cars pull me over. Start shouting
"GET OUT THE FUCKING CAR NOW WITH YOUR HANDS UP"
So I do. They think I am involved in a drive by shooting incident. So they start ransacked my car looking for a gun. I got 2 cop interviewing me about where I'm going. I'm trying to keep my cool but then see a cop pull down my back seat. I'm thinking
"I'm Fucked"
Somehow the cop never sees it. They let me go but I tell you when I get to my aunt's house I was Trey in Boys in the Hood. Shot had me fucked up for a few days.
Was like May 2008, the day before I was to graduate with my Bachelors in Criminal Justice. Had just left a party to cop a quarter off my boy and head to my aunt's house. She had recently passed away so her house was empty. Only bad part was that it was in a dangerous section of Trenton. This was the time gsng wars were running rampant in the city. Anyway I cop go get some blunts and start to head to her house.
Something had told me to throw that shit in my trunk. So I lowered my back seat and threw it in a cup that slid between the seat where it open.looked secure so I start drivin to my aunt's. I get about 15 feet away from her house when 5 undercover cop cars pull me over. Start shouting
"GET OUT THE FUCKING CAR NOW WITH YOUR HANDS UP"
So I do. They think I am involved in a drive by shooting incident. So they start ransacked my car looking for a gun. I got 2 cop interviewing me about where I'm going. I'm trying to keep my cool but then see a cop pull down my back seat. I'm thinking
"I'm Fucked"
Somehow the cop never sees it. They let me go but I tell you when I get to my aunt's house I was Trey in Boys in the Hood. Shot had me fucked up for a few days.
CashmoneyDux
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Everyone In my family knows I smoke so no worries
My mom never really cared that I smoked. The first time I did she smelled it on my cloths and was cool with it. I did almost get caught by the police once supposedly.
My homie and I would always tease my mom with her being a hippie or some shit. This one time my friend brought her a bag of catnip to see if she would notice or be tricked. She threw that shit back him and said something along the lines "Child please, don't be getting me excited and trying to trick me with fake shit. Bring real weed next time." So he did.
He got his sisters pipe and pathetic tiny ass bag of bud, brought it over, and we invited her to smoke with us which had me in shock. At one both he and I were coughing and acting like stupid teenagers that were high and she called us fucking light weights and damn near cleared the bowl. Anyways, as we were smoking out by the side of the house, I saw a cop roll by through the fence. Now I am naturally a paranoid person, so like the flash I got up ran thee fuck back inside leaving my mom and my homie there wondering what the fuck was going on. They yelled out, I ran back picked up the chair I was sitting for some reason then ran back to the patio as my mom tried jogging her old ass away and my friend was worried bout his weed.
My friend ran back in, both he and I were peaking out the blinds while my mom huffed and puffed slapped me upside my head for leaving em then she laughed and went to bed, later fixing us a cake and dinner. That was the closest I got to being caught, or at leas the only time I remember
My homie and I would always tease my mom with her being a hippie or some shit. This one time my friend brought her a bag of catnip to see if she would notice or be tricked. She threw that shit back him and said something along the lines "Child please, don't be getting me excited and trying to trick me with fake shit. Bring real weed next time." So he did.
He got his sisters pipe and pathetic tiny ass bag of bud, brought it over, and we invited her to smoke with us which had me in shock. At one both he and I were coughing and acting like stupid teenagers that were high and she called us fucking light weights and damn near cleared the bowl. Anyways, as we were smoking out by the side of the house, I saw a cop roll by through the fence. Now I am naturally a paranoid person, so like the flash I got up ran thee fuck back inside leaving my mom and my homie there wondering what the fuck was going on. They yelled out, I ran back picked up the chair I was sitting for some reason then ran back to the patio as my mom tried jogging her old ass away and my friend was worried bout his weed.
My friend ran back in, both he and I were peaking out the blinds while my mom huffed and puffed slapped me upside my head for leaving em then she laughed and went to bed, later fixing us a cake and dinner. That was the closest I got to being caught, or at leas the only time I remember
