Jurassic World (2015)

[nujerz84]

Imo saw it during vacation with family in Charlotte 3 weeks ago as expected trash.

 

[TheNightKing]

that raptor coming to the rescue of the trex in a slow motion dramatic run down the sidewalk had me in tears

Yo, I thought I was the only one! Little ass dinosaur running up like he was about to wreck shit!

 

[lord nemesis]

Glad I bootlegged it.

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

Glad I bootlegged it.

Feel me?

One of the most ridiculous rehashed piece of trash cinematic efforts that I've seen in some time ....what is the purpose of this movie? Shit was terrible from plot to acting to bum ass over produced effects ..... If you want a real summer block buster thriller do yourself a favor and watch that Mad Max .... No that's some real nigga shit

 

[(ob)Scene]

Glad I bootlegged it.

Feel me?

One of the most ridiculous rehashed piece of trash cinematic efforts that I've seen in some time ....what is the purpose of this movie? Shit was terrible from plot to acting to bum ass over produced effects ..... If you want a real summer block buster thriller do yourself a favor and watch that Mad Max .... No that's some real nigga shit

Which effects did you believe to be overproduced?

 

[texas409]

oh now niggas hate the movie

 

[lamontbdc]

shit was just ok ...watched it yesterday...shit was a slow start and i dam near fell asleep at the beginning

 

[BangEm_Bart]

It was a good popcorn flick. It was exactly how I expected it to be. It wasn't trash, just decent and predictable.

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

Glad I bootlegged it.

Feel me?

One of the most ridiculous rehashed piece of trash cinematic efforts that I've seen in some time ....what is the purpose of this movie? Shit was terrible from plot to acting to bum ass over produced effects ..... If you want a real summer block buster thriller do yourself a favor and watch that Mad Max .... No that's some real nigga shit

Which effects did you believe to be overproduced?

=1m09s

I mean shit ... if were going to be just outlandish why not just give the fuckin trex a rocket pack and have him blast into space terrorizing moon people ... lmao ... shit if your going to do over produced crap like this why not just make it artistically palatable by going full satire? ... the movie starts down that path as it has moments were it ironically makes fun of "stereotypical" action film tropes ... only to go back and fall victim of the same things it mocked... lol ... shit was terrible .. it really was ... uninspired... unimaginative .... disengaging garbage .... the summer blockbuster shouldn't have to be this contrived ... fucking invisible dinosaurs? lmaooooo ....

 

[Already Home_17]

Glad I bootlegged it.

Feel me?

One of the most ridiculous rehashed piece of trash cinematic efforts that I've seen in some time ....what is the purpose of this movie? Shit was terrible from plot to acting to bum ass over produced effects ..... If you want a real summer block buster thriller do yourself a favor and watch that Mad Max .... No that's some real nigga shit

how can you criticize a movie for being rehashed, then recommend a reboot?

 

[(ob)Scene]

Glad I bootlegged it.

Feel me?

One of the most ridiculous rehashed piece of trash cinematic efforts that I've seen in some time ....what is the purpose of this movie? Shit was terrible from plot to acting to bum ass over produced effects ..... If you want a real summer block buster thriller do yourself a favor and watch that Mad Max .... No that's some real nigga shit

Which effects did you believe to be overproduced?

=1m09s

I mean shit ... if were going to be just outlandish why not just give the fuckin trex a rocket pack and have him blast into space terrorizing moon people ... lmao ... shit if your going to do over produced crap like this why not just make it artistically palatable by going full satire? ... the movie starts down that path as it has moments were it ironically makes fun of "stereotypical" action film tropes ... only to go back and fall victim of the same things it mocked... lol ... shit was terrible .. it really was ... uninspired... unimaginative .... disengaging garbage .... the summer blockbuster shouldn't have to be this contrived ... fucking invisible dinosaurs? lmaooooo ....

Invisible? You do know it was using camouflage and lowering it's body temperature to avoid being easily eyed? There are numerous animals that still exist today that have those very same traits. That was the whole point of it being a genetically engineered dinosaur.

Spoiler

And I read that they purposely oversized the aquatic dinosaur so that the climax would be believable when it dragged the Indomnius Rex into the water.

I had no qualms with any of it. I don't agree with your assessment of the film b/c while it didn't tackle the physical appearances of every dinosaur with 100% accuracy (ie. feathers on Raptors), it still was a lot more grounded than just about every other blockbuster we've been presented the past half decade or so.

They said the only reason that some of the dinosaurs weren't 100% true to what we now believed they were is b/c they wanted to maintain the continuity from the previous films where we didn't possess anywhere near as much knowledge on the topic as we do now.

And they wyling out with all that math in the video. Ain't never that serious.

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

Glad I bootlegged it.

Feel me?

One of the most ridiculous rehashed piece of trash cinematic efforts that I've seen in some time ....what is the purpose of this movie? Shit was terrible from plot to acting to bum ass over produced effects ..... If you want a real summer block buster thriller do yourself a favor and watch that Mad Max .... No that's some real nigga shit

how can you criticize a movie for being rehashed, then recommend a reboot?

re·hash

verb

gerund or present participle: rehashing

rēˈhaSH/

put (old ideas or material) into a new form ...without significant change or improvement.

 

[Already Home_17]

both are reboots whose stories arent that much different from the original entries

i havent heard 1 person say the latest JP and MM movies were better than the original, so based on the definition you provided both films would be guilty of such

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

Glad I bootlegged it.

Feel me?

One of the most ridiculous rehashed piece of trash cinematic efforts that I've seen in some time ....what is the purpose of this movie? Shit was terrible from plot to acting to bum ass over produced effects ..... If you want a real summer block buster thriller do yourself a favor and watch that Mad Max .... No that's some real nigga shit

Which effects did you believe to be overproduced?

=1m09s

I mean shit ... if were going to be just outlandish why not just give the fuckin trex a rocket pack and have him blast into space terrorizing moon people ... lmao ... shit if your going to do over produced crap like this why not just make it artistically palatable by going full satire? ... the movie starts down that path as it has moments were it ironically makes fun of "stereotypical" action film tropes ... only to go back and fall victim of the same things it mocked... lol ... shit was terrible .. it really was ... uninspired... unimaginative .... disengaging garbage .... the summer blockbuster shouldn't have to be this contrived ... fucking invisible dinosaurs? lmaooooo ....

Invisible? You do know it was using camouflage and lowering it's body temperature to avoid being easily eyed? There are numerous animals that still exist today that have those very same traits. That was the whole point of it being a genetically engineered dinosaur.

Spoiler

And I read that they purposely oversized the aquatic dinosaur so that the climax would be believable when it dragged the Indomnius Rex into the water.

I had no qualms with any of it. I don't agree with your assessment of the film b/c while it didn't tackle the physical appearances of every dinosaur with 100% accuracy (ie. feathers on Raptors), it still was a lot more grounded than just about every other blockbuster we've been presented the past half decade or so.

They said the only reason that some of the dinosaurs weren't 100% true to what we now believed they were is b/c they wanted to maintain the continuity from the previous films where we didn't possess anywhere near as much knowledge on the topic as we do now.

And they wyling out with all that math in the video. Ain't never that serious.

If a film leaves you comparing the feasibility of a small iguana or a butterfly or a bird being able to cloak themselves as to avoid detection to that of a 50 fucking foot 10 ton beast like you just did ...I would say that movie has failed any rational persons sensibilities ....

Just because the producers give some half baked ass rationale behind the different bullshit on display in this movie doesn't mean any of the bullshit is less than ........well .....bullshit .....(*and I don't give a fuck I'm giving up spoilers*) just like the scene you mentioned... lol @ "believable ending"....now .... how the fuck can that be described as anything less than gratuitous? That whole scene epitomized the the desperation this movie gushes... Now in that scene the 600 foot jumping water beast bust out of its containment with absolute ease to DEVASTATINGLY DEVOUR!!!!!! Indominus Rex!!!! Ohhhhh yeaaaaaa brother the SAVAGERY!!! ....but just at the beginning of the movie the filmmakers want us to believe that same housing barrier would suffice containing that fucking thing from real live human attraction seekers during the shark eating exhibition???? WTF??? Lol ...but hey who cares ...see with a shit movie like this it doesn't matter how far you have to suspend practicality for the shock reaction ..just do it baby!! Same goes for this pale broad running around the whole movie ducking T-Rex's in a pair of got damn jimmy choo's lmaooo ...

I mean got damn ..even within the context of a film about reanimated dinosaurs you still need some semblance of theatrical logic or else as I said you might as well have "genetically modified" rocket powered raptors terrorizing the Galaxy .... I mean why not? from your demeanor it seems as tho people would find that thrilling!! In fact I think that should be the next movie ... I can see it now

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[JDSTAYWITIT]

both are reboots whose stories arent that much different from the original entries

i havent heard 1 person say the latest JP and MM movies were better than the original, so based on the definition you provided both films would be guilty of such

Hmmm...

something looking funny in da light B ...... its lookin funny in da light doe! 35 year old movie looking just as good as a movie dropped in 2015?? ohhh worrrd my niggy?? is that right?? ...... da light doooooeee!!

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

now lets look at JP...

Now .... ill let you try again in figuring out which movie this definition best fits

re·hash

verb

rēˈhaSH/

1.

put (old ideas or material) into a new form without significant change or improvement.

 

[Already Home_17]

oh look, screen shots

I guess that means I physically heard someone say "MM fury road was better than the original"

since apparently seeing pictures equates to hearing now

I stand corrected

Spoiler

no sarcasm

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

oh look, screen shots

I guess that means I physically heard someone say "MM fury road was better than the original"

since apparently seeing pictures equates to hearing now

I stand corrected

Spoiler

no sarcasm

what a fucking idiot ...lol

 

[Huey_C]

Nigga if u don't like the movie cool but stfu nobody cares

 

[Already Home_17]

oh look, screen shots

I guess that means I physically heard someone say "MM fury road was better than the original"

since apparently seeing pictures equates to hearing now

I stand corrected

Spoiler

no sarcasm

what a fucking idiot ...lol

the traits of a bitch are present in your posts

fuck you and your little Microsoft paint project nigga