Jersey Shore season 5 thread

[truth_juice]

Jionni is just a gold digger, that's why he is sticking around with Snooki. His whole family is in on it too, because there is no way my fam would be cool with a chick who constantly cheated on me and not say shit. He is in it for the money, his first step is to get her pregnant and now he marries her.

Co-sign....

And the worst part is....Snookie's got another 2 or 3 (tops) years in the spotlight at which point she will be celebrity rehab status with her alcoholic ass.

2-3 years? Fuck that. I give her til the end of this year.

Snookie was kind of right when they first went to Italy and she had been working out but then the lil bitch got lazy as they always do and gained that shit right back. Smh

 

[elgato]

And now Mike is in rehab.

Show's gonna be boring with just Pauly, Vinny, Ron, Sam, Deena, and Jenny.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

And now Mike is in rehab.

Show's gonna be boring with just Pauly, Vinny, Ron, Sam, Deena, and Jenny.

awe hell naw

jenny, sam & ron boring

denna a clone who is cornier than the orignal

vinny corny

and pauly cant hold a show dolo

 

[R.D.]

so is the show done for good?

hopefully !

 

[lighthearted25]

What is Mike doing smh. I hope he didn't blow all his money on blow. He need to chill with that shit and just smoke weed from now on.

 

[VIBE]

Nah every media outlet is saying Mike is in REHAB for substance abuse. I believe it too, the camp shows he was on something.

Also, they just signed on for season 6. So there's another one coming. Bet Snooki is pregnant in this.

 

[boat1580]

i think it's so scary that snooki is pregnant. man, anyone can have a kid. i predict she's having a girl. i hear that she wants a boy though.

 

[usmarin3]

Nah every media outlet is saying Mike is in REHAB for substance abuse. I believe it too, the camp shows he was on something.

Also, they just signed on for season 6. So there's another one coming. Bet Snooki is pregnant in this.

Substance don't only mean hard drugs, sleeping medication is drugs too

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

If they film while snooki is prego...It wouldnt make any sense she could(but i dont so) hit the bar but not drink...shit all they do is drink party and argue.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

mike in rehab for protein powder abuse

 

[PILL_COSBY]

I see a lot of talk about if they will make another show. Well I just watched some show called pop up video on VH1. They showed some episodes and little facts would pop up at certain points in the shows. It's a whole lot of funny/interesting facts about the show. I'm just gonna drop 10 facts I found hilarious/interesting.

1. The shore store they worked at was right behind the house and it had a back door to it. The producers made them walk around the corner and enter from the front. (lol at being late for a job right next door to your home)

2. Most of the fights that were started were from people being hella desperate to get on t.v and being jealous.

3. All of them come from well off families and they all live in the burbs except for ronnie.

4. There is like 5 seasons but they only did the show for 3 summers. They broke the show up and made it look like they went for 5 summers. Season 1&2 = month 1/2, season 3 = 3 months, season 4&5(jersey, Italy and back to jersey) 1 full summer.

5. Jenny 1st boyfriend that we saw, she only knew him a few months prior to the show. He tricked off on her hard!! He got her a new motorcycle and paid most of the rent in that nice ass house they lived in. That's why he snapped when she cheated on him. (nas status)

6. Snooki was dyking out before the show. Her and rider were more than just best friends.

7. Situation smashed Angelina a few weeks before the show. he recommended her to be on the show.

8. Ronnie used to be fat and he's only 5'5. That's why he got so yoked and has a short fuse.

9. Everybody who entered the house had to sign papers before they entered. They were also frisked and couldn't bring in purses, wallets, and phones.

10. The guy who knocked out snooki was an M.M.A(mixed martial arts) fighter. He was also a school teacher and he lost his job after that and nobody would hire him anymore. His dad blamed the shore cast and also said he made them famous and they owe him a check.

 

[VIBE]

mike in rehab for protein powder abuse

lol

 

[PILL_COSBY]

I been known mike was on something since Italy. That nigga aint ordinary.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

I see a lot of talk about if they will make another show. Well I just watched some show called pop up video on VH1. They showed some episodes and little facts would pop up at certain points in the shows. It's a whole lot of funny/interesting facts about the show. I'm just gonna drop 10 facts I found hilarious/interesting.

1. The shore store they worked at was right behind the house and it had a back door to it. The producers made them walk around the corner and enter from the front. (lol at being late for a job right next door to your home)

2. Most of the fights that were started were from people being hella desperate to get on t.v and being jealous.

3. All of them come from well off families and they all live in the burbs except for ronnie.

4. There is like 5 seasons but they only did the show for 3 summers. They broke the show up and made it look like they went for 5 summers. Season 1&2 = month 1/2, season 3 = 3 months, season 4&5(jersey, Italy and back to jersey) 1 full summer.

5. Jenny 1st boyfriend that we saw, she only knew him a few months prior to the show. He tricked off on her hard!! He got her a new motorcycle and paid most of the rent in that nice ass house they lived in. That's why he snapped when she cheated on him. (nas status)

6. Snooki was dyking out before the show. Her and rider were more than just best friends.

7. Situation smashed Angelina a few weeks before the show. he recommended her to be on the show.

8. Ronnie used to be fat and he's only 5'5. That's why he got so yoked and has a short fuse.

9. Everybody who entered the house had to sign papers before they entered. They were also frisked and couldn't bring in purses, wallets, and phones.

10. The guy who knocked out snooki was an M.M.A(mixed martial arts) fighter. He was also a school teacher and he lost his job after that and nobody would hire him anymore. His dad blamed the shore cast and also said he made them famous and they owe him a check.

yea i was watching that afew days ago

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Yo I didn't even think of the possibility that Mike does coke. Now I'm looking back to that episode in the woods when they were camping. Dude was tripping the fuck out, hella paranoid. Poor Mike

 

[dalyricalbandit]

All them fuckers are short minus pauly shit the cam makes them look big.

 

[PILL_COSBY]

Yo I didn't even think of the possibility that Mike does coke. Now I'm looking back to that episode in the woods when they were camping. Dude was tripping the fuck out, hella paranoid. Poor Mike

LOL!!!!! That shit had me weak. Even before that though I knew something was a bit off. Cuzzo face looked a little sunk in and he looked like he aged about 7 years. H be having that bitter beer face a lot. Then all that karate kicking out of nowhere lol mike was eddi kane status.

I see a lot of talk about if they will make another show. Well I just watched some show called pop up video on VH1. They showed some episodes and little facts would pop up at certain points in the shows. It's a whole lot of funny/interesting facts about the show. I'm just gonna drop 10 facts I found hilarious/interesting.

1. The shore store they worked at was right behind the house and it had a back door to it. The producers made them walk around the corner and enter from the front. (lol at being late for a job right next door to your home)

2. Most of the fights that were started were from people being hella desperate to get on t.v and being jealous.

3. All of them come from well off families and they all live in the burbs except for ronnie.

4. There is like 5 seasons but they only did the show for 3 summers. They broke the show up and made it look like they went for 5 summers. Season 1&2 = month 1/2, season 3 = 3 months, season 4&5(jersey, Italy and back to jersey) 1 full summer.

5. Jenny 1st boyfriend that we saw, she only knew him a few months prior to the show. He tricked off on her hard!! He got her a new motorcycle and paid most of the rent in that nice ass house they lived in. That's why he snapped when she cheated on him. (nas status)

6. Snooki was dyking out before the show. Her and rider were more than just best friends.

7. Situation smashed Angelina a few weeks before the show. he recommended her to be on the show.

8. Ronnie used to be fat and he's only 5'5. That's why he got so yoked and has a short fuse.

9. Everybody who entered the house had to sign papers before they entered. They were also frisked and couldn't bring in purses, wallets, and phones.

10. The guy who knocked out snooki was an M.M.A(mixed martial arts) fighter. He was also a school teacher and he lost his job after that and nobody would hire him anymore. His dad blamed the shore cast and also said he made them famous and they owe him a check.

yea i was watching that afew days ago

Bruh, the shit that had me weak as fuck is the simple fact that they job was right behind them lol. It had a back entrance which is like 40 seconds away but mtv made them go around the corner and enter through the front. going around the corner was a 2 minute walk lol!! How the fuck you late that much? You got to not really give a fuck.

I find it hilarious how all them broads was talking about mike was disgusting but in the beginning they was all on his nuts. He could have smashed sam, he smashed angelina, smashed snooki/could have smashed the 1st day, could have smashed deena, j wow was on him etc etc.

Lol at all the girls acting all conservative especially sam. The only chick that kept it real with her hoism was snooki. Sam was slick with her shit. Think back on how many dudes she slipped her number. Pop up video was hilarious when they showed that shit. She was using th shit out of ronnie and then flipped it on him like he was the bad guy.

 

[bob loblaw]

they never should of done the back to back taping of the show from Italy to back to the house

they should of came back the next summer

shit would of been more exciting imo

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Bruh, the shit that had me weak as fuck is the simple fact that they job was right behind them lol. It had a back entrance which is like 40 seconds away but mtv made them go around the corner and enter through the front. going around the corner was a 2 minute walk lol!! How the fuck you late that much? You got to not really give a fuck.

I find it hilarious how all them broads was talking about mike was disgusting but in the beginning they was all on his nuts. He could have smashed sam, he smashed angelina, smashed snooki/could have smashed the 1st day, could have smashed deena, j wow was on him etc etc.

Lol at all the girls acting all conservative especially sam. The only chick that kept it real with her hoism was snooki. Sam was slick with her shit. Think back on how many dudes she slipped her number. Pop up video was hilarious when they showed that shit. She was using th shit out of ronnie and then flipped it on him like he was the bad guy.

sam a hoe, like u said all them hoes where on mike in the beginning now its all a different story.

 

[lighthearted25]

Anyone seen Deena new face? She had a nose job and maybe some other things too. Hope this picture shows up.

[/img]