Jersey Shore season 5 thread

[dalyricalbandit]

well pretty much done snook confirm she's belly out...

Ron and sam aint together

 

[KINGOFDAARCADE]

It'll be interesting to see this cast 10 years from now.

Situation will look about 60 years old. Steroids + Smoking +Tanning... not good for the skin.

JWOW gonna be botox'd up badly.... even more so than right now. Probably wont be able to notice her in 10 years.

Deena gonna look like one of Marge Simpson's sisters

Pauly D probably still spinning... maybe have a job on the radio or sumthin.

Vinny still living at home with his mom cooking for him and doing his laundry

Snooki might actually be normal. If Jionni hasnt left her after she cheated on him with Mike AND Vinny, he's never gonna leave her. Will keep her ass in check and she'll eventually settle down for real.

Ron and Sam I can see them getting married too...... maybe a year down the road when they realize their fame is gone, they'll get back together try to get in the tabloids.

 

[KINGOFDAARCADE]

This show need to change the following cast members......JWow, Ronnie, Sammie. Or Just Ronnie or Just Sammi I want to see a single Sammi that would be interesting.......Add in Unit and Ryder......and Angelina and this show will get alot better. If not get a whole new cast......its lost its flavor

co-sign....

Snooki is leaving for sure now. Pauly D is doing his own show.

Mike looks bored. Sam and Ron's relationship ran its course of drama and fizzled out. JWow is boring. Vinny was already going to leave 100% until they brought him back. Doubt he goes back without Pauly there.

They should probably just re-cast the entire show. The only problem will be the "new cast" will be trying TOO hard to make up their own catch phrases and whatnot... Kind of like how Deena tries so hard to make that "do sex" and "golden ticket" saying popular but comes across looking lame.

The new cast would just look like a bunch of wannabes, living off the old casts fame.

 

[lion_heart]

This season has been horrendous

 

[sdotcarter111]

Just seen the preview for this ep. Mike and Snooki stay playin dodgeball.

 

[VIBE]

Jionni doesn't ditch Snooki, he just proposed a few days after the news of her being pregnant hit.

 

[KINGOFDAARCADE]

Jionni doesn't ditch Snooki, he just proposed a few days after the news of her being pregnant hit.

Thanks TMZ.

as if anyone didnt already know he was a simp.

 

[detcatinva]

OMG Jionni, this nigga is a loser

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Recording this shit right now. Can't wait! Mike bout to be on some real shit!

And the UNIT!!!! rofl the unit

 

[rage]

This show is done..its just brutal now...and its going to be a steep sharp drop off for a lot of these dudes.

 

[KINGOFDAARCADE]

I figured out why everyone is so annoyed by Mike.

It became obvious in the camping scene....

He's the type of person that always needs to be center of attention. He either does this by creating drama and talking shit, or by acting really creepy (like when they went camping).

OR... if he isnt the center of attention, he disengages completely and goes off into his own world. This was first seen in Miami when he'd be sitting in clubs all by himself. And later in season 3 when he'd just stay in his room by himself. It was apparent this season again when he got all salty when Pauly got more attention then him on their birthdays.

Like he can't ever just be a normal dude that's part of the group when someone else is center of attention. Cant be happy for anyone. cant stand it when someone else in the spotlight.

An attention hoe mentality.

I LMAO when he told Jionni about Snooki cheating... and Mike made it out to be this big thing for the past 2 seasons and it turned into nothing.

Jionni was like "i dont care".... ignorance is bliss.

 

[KINGOFDAARCADE]

Another thing I noticed is JWOW hates on the other girls relationships HARDDDDDD

She wrote that note trying to break up Ron and Sam

She flat out told Snooki to "just break up already" with Jionni.... who she's now marrying and having a baby with

and she's player hating on Deena's fling Joey... Pure cockblocking. Saying he's bad for her and she's getting played etc etc... The thing is, Deena probably ALREADY knew that and was willing to go through with it anyways just to get laid.

The fuck is JWOW's problem?

 

[PILL_COSBY]

LOL watch snooki have a show called "snookie & jionne have a baby" or some shit. I think her getting pregnant killed the show. It's funny as soon as the rumor was going around awhile back then confirmed a few days ago. All of a sudden we see this long ass commercial for pauly D show.

situation and the unit(lol!!!) gone have a show together, watch.

 

[...MVP...]

So the highlight of this season was a fuckin FOOD FIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

I figured out why everyone is so annoyed by Mike.

It became obvious in the camping scene....

He's the type of person that always needs to be center of attention. He either does this by creating drama and talking shit, or by acting really creepy (like when they went camping).

OR... if he isnt the center of attention, he disengages completely and goes off into his own world. This was first seen in Miami when he'd be sitting in clubs all by himself. And later in season 3 when he'd just stay in his room by himself. It was apparent this season again when he got all salty when Pauly got more attention then him on their birthdays.

Like he can't ever just be a normal dude that's part of the group when someone else is center of attention. Cant be happy for anyone. cant stand it when someone else in the spotlight.

An attention hoe mentality.

I LMAO when he told Jionni about Snooki cheating... and Mike made it out to be this big thing for the past 2 seasons and it turned into nothing.

Jionni was like "i dont care".... ignorance is bliss.

You're spot on here, it's been evident from the start. He definitely has issue, but he still cracks me up most of the time though.

 

[R.D.]

no words for jionnii

who the hell reacts like that when a dude tells you your girl gave him head

 

[usmarin3]

Jionni is just a gold digger, that's why he is sticking around with Snooki. His whole family is in on it too, because there is no way my fam would be cool with a chick who constantly cheated on me and not say shit. He is in it for the money, his first step is to get her pregnant and now he marries her.

 

[rage]

Jionni is just a gold digger, that's why he is sticking around with Snooki. His whole family is in on it too, because there is no way my fam would be cool with a chick who constantly cheated on me and not say shit. He is in it for the money, his first step is to get her pregnant and now he marries her.

Co-sign....

And the worst part is....Snookie's got another 2 or 3 (tops) years in the spotlight at which point she will be celebrity rehab status with her alcoholic ass.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

jionni is straight kevin federline'ing snooki

 

[PILL_COSBY]

no words for jionnii

who the hell reacts like that when a dude tells you your girl gave him head

I think he smashing other chicks on the side. Aint nobody that big of a simp.