is it possible i can pass this drug test in 2 weeks

[Lou Cypher]

Just drink a 2 gallons of water and mad cranberry juice and eat hardly and fast food ir greasy foods but mad veggies and fruits for the 1st week. Work out an hour a day and sit in a steamroom for 30 mins that 1st week as well. Second week continue the same process but drink pickle juice on top of it. Than go 2 a head shop and get sum 2 clean ur system out. Ask they will help. Ull be skrate and pass ur drug test guaranteed.

I heard the vinegar/pickle juice theory. Ive never tried it myself but from what i heard is it can make the piss have more thc in it supposedly and youll want to stop drinking the vinegar or pickle juice maybe 2 days before the test and flush out with a bunch of water.

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

@loucypher

Never heard 2 much pickle juice or vinegar wud make the piss have more THC but what do I know lol but yeah I mean I hurd it helps tho

 

[hadezbone]

go to GNC get cleansing tea..

 

[TonyDubbz]

Just to be safe get somebody to piss in a pill bottle and tie it to the inside of your leg just dont wear no skinny jeans on that day

 

[nickel-us P]

Takes 2 weeks to get out your system supposely. I went 29 days clean but im sure if i has got tested earlier id be strait.

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

I know a guaranteed way to pass ur drug test but its fucking gross dog.

Cut the top of a q tip n dunk the cotton into bleach. Swallow the cotton with water n drink water . . . All . . . Fuckin . . . Day. N when ur stomach can't take any more water, drink some more n more n more. Any drug thats in ur system cleans right out with all the pisses that u take.

It's gross n repugnant but it works bro

Not only is this terrible...It makes no sense whatsoever....If anything, the water is what's clearing your urine...The bleach isn't doin anything but destroying your insides...

Nah brah! It does make sense cuz it works. I tried both ways n "just drinking water" doesn't work n the other way does.

It may sound stupid n yes u are fucking up ur imsides but I'm telling from first hand experience homie.

Next time, instead of having to gourge yourself with water, just drink a full 8 oz of bleach....

Trust me, you won't fail the test...

 

[Tommy bilfiger]

Lol @ drinkin bleach foh man

Edit: I couldn't sense the sarcasm at 1st

 

[Tommy bilfiger]

I passed a drug test I took friday wit Ready Clean.I stopped smokin august 22nd and took the test august 30th

If you stop smokin 4-7 days in advance and drink mad water you good

 

[lookdude]

Just got the call this morning......

i passed with flying colors niggaz! and I didn't use all that extra shit all i did was drink water and cranberry juice everyday

When I come home I'm blowin it down in celebration

 

[hawk d]

I've only seen one post that will actually work...all that cranberry juice etc is BULLSHIT.....You gotta find a human that doesn't smoke hell it can be a fuckin baby! have them piss in a bottle for you and store that shit in the fridge....on test day you wanna get you a pot and put some water in that bitch and put it on the stove and let the water get WARM now take that bottle of piss out the fridge and set it in the pot on the stove in the warm water until the piss is warm..best bet is to get a lil 3 dollar thermometer from walmart that is used to take babies temperatures...once that bitch says about 97 degrees take that bottle off the stove and dump the piss into something small like a tylenol bottle but make sure you have anough piss cause if you dont have enough to fill the line on the cup at the clinic they gonna know u bullshitting....but anyways when that bitch says 97 degrees put it in the tylenol/pill bottle and put that bitch right up under your nuts to keep it at body temp and take your ass straight to the clinic....now when you get in there to "piss" make sure u drop some piss on the toilet to make it seem like u really pissed and walk out and hand it to the bitch collecting samples with a big ass Mcdonalds smile on your face........Follow these steps and you will pass trust me I've done this shit and my brother is like the Piss test Legend...Nigga be passing all kinds of piss tests like its nothing