Ironic rap lines....

[Idiopathic Joker]

When I get back from Vegas...

 

[maafa]

"I've been shot and murdered, can't tell you how it happened word for word. Best believe them niggas gon get what they deserve" - 2Pac

 

[dalyricalbandit]

75% or more of Pac lines could be posted in here

 

[genocidecutter]

"You better pray

When you see me put that nine up in that pussy, ho

Cock it back slow

Rock it back and forth, wait for the nut, then let my trigger go

BOOM!

Pussy-guts all over the room"-Brotha Lynch Hung

 

[KINGOFDAARCADE]

"WORLDS...GREATEST...RAPPER ALIVE!!!" - Ja Rule

Ironic because he was one of the worst rappers. Ever.

 

[KINGOFDAARCADE]

"Xzibit ready to scrap, like Mike Tyson with his licence back" - Xzibit. Ironically his eagerness to scrap got him bottled and beat up by some Mexicans

"It's a shame

niggaz in the rap game

only for the money and the fame" - Xzibit

Next thing you know, his bitch ass on MTV doing Pimp My Ride

 

[deakino]

so you wanna be hardcore

wit ya hats to tha back talkin bout gats in ya rap

but i cant cant feel that hardcore appeal

that ya screamin maybe im dreamin

biggie

i aint no joke i used to let the mic smoke

but now i slam it when im done and make sure its broke

rakim

 

[usmarin3]

"rap is not pop" q tip

Ques Vivrant Thing

 

[SlickestR]

"Greatest Rapper Alive" - Lil Wayne

 

[genocidecutter]

"My name is shaggy but some call me saggy balls

Cuz you can see my ball sack hangin out my drawers

I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare

Later on you see me partin through their cotton hair" Shaggy 2 Dope

"My name is j

The kiddies call me jitty pants

Cuz I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance

Like a snake I make it shake, rattle, and roll

And this year my balls made it to the cotton bowl" Violent J

 

[dandctt]

"Rest in peace Wolf" Puffy at the beginning of Boyz In da Hood Dem Boyz original version.Not a rap line an intro but, if you know you know why that's ironic

U got a link to that original version? Never heard that before

 

[DarthRozay]

"My name is shaggy but some call me saggy balls

Cuz you can see my ball sack hangin out my drawers

I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare

Later on you see me partin through their cotton hair" Shaggy 2 Dope

"My name is j

The kiddies call me jitty pants

Cuz I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance

Like a snake I make it shake, rattle, and roll

And this year my balls made it to the cotton bowl" Violent J

first of all, wack. second, how are these ironic?

 

[genocidecutter]

"My name is shaggy but some call me saggy balls

Cuz you can see my ball sack hangin out my drawers

I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare

Later on you see me partin through their cotton hair" Shaggy 2 Dope

"My name is j

The kiddies call me jitty pants

Cuz I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance

Like a snake I make it shake, rattle, and roll

And this year my balls made it to the cotton bowl" Violent J

first of all, wack. second, how are these ironic?

You know those lines were clever

 

[BlackAX410]

"If I get caught I'm facing 25, but that don't mean shit

Cuz if I go to jail it's gotta be better than living like this"- C-Murder on Akickdoe

"I'm not bout livin in a 6 by 6 wearin no fuckin jail stripes"- Mystikal on Aint my fault part 1

 

[5th Letter]

"if every nigga in yo team is rich your team is rugged Nobody will fall cause everyone will be each other's crutches"

jay z

"Pay me back like you owe your tax"

Nas

 

[purpngold]

"These hoes be actin up these niggas be lettin up" comin from a group that made a song about a girl looking like a bag of money

 

[N YO HOOD]

I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty raps to my east side fans

 

[MorganFreemanKing]

"Same size a year later same hoes wanna fuck me" - Mike Jones

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

"You cant touch this" - Mc Hammer.......

well apparently the IRS thought otherwise...

 

[209murdamike]

I'm the hardest from New York, my flow is bonkers

All the other hard niggaz, they come from Yonkers

50 cent

You hired cops to hold you down cuz you fear for your life

50 cent