Sum informative facts i read about what different HR people won't tell you (it's 50[facts] in all but i'ma just name a few)
- Once you're unemployed more than 6 months, you're considered pretty much unemployable. We assume that other people have already passed you over, so we don't want anything to do with you."
- "I always read resume's from the bottom up. And I have no problem reading a two page resume', but three pages is pushing it."
- "It's amazing when people come in for an interview and say, "Can you tell me about your business?" Seriously, people, there's internet. Look it up!"
- "Sometimes we'll tell you we ended up hiring someone internally---even if we didn't---just to get you off our back."
- "If your former supervisor hated you, don't give me his direct line for a reference. Instead, give me the number to HR. Most of us will give out only your dates of employment and what your title was."
- You all think you're wonderful and deserve a higher salary, but here in HR, we know the truth. And the truth is, a lot of you aren't very good at your jobs, and you're definitely not as good as you think you are."
- "I once had to fire someone with four kids right before Christmas. When he asked me why, I couldn't tell him it was because he said something in an all-company meeting that the CEO took as an insult."
- Never tell us if you were fired from a job. Your resume' will automatically go in the trash. In 90% of cases, depending on the reference immunity laws in your state and your former company's policy, we have no way of finding that out."