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in this thread ..we recount chances we had to hook up but just completely blew it...
Mood Indigo
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Lol. Hey, that's enough.binstar;4085856 said:lol @ living dangerously being light petting, under the shirt but over the bra.
I'm sure some women have lost there's in similar or even less memorable situations.IntellectualViolence;4085815 said:lol@holding on to your virginity just to give it up to some random nigga in Miami...
DUCKTALES
Chasin Benjamins;4085903 said:^ lots of ether in this post..
lol @ Miami weather, dimples, and some Ciroc being all thats needed to make you compromise the morals you've held onto for 20 sum odd years.. smh
Those dimples were lethal. Lol and it wasn't ciroc, it was patron.
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The Jamel;4085436 said:there was this one chick, we'll call her Vanessa.
She aint really know i was watching her. i have a special spot in my house where i am able to see in her house perfectly at night.
so any way, i go for my usual walk around the block and notice that she isn't home.
so i crawled thru her dog door in her backyard...(caught a lucky break she owns a mastiff.)
entered her home with the full intention of just sniffing her dirty panties and wanking one then leaving.
so im upstairs just beating my dick like a madman with like 4 of her panties in my hand when i see head lights flash across the wall... SHIT.
so i jump in her shower to try to hide. i close the shower curtain back and am praying that i dont get caught.
next thing i know she comes into the bathroom and starts undressing... ohhhhh man... who the fuck actually wears garters?
so she has her back to the shower and im just watching the light bounce off each and every curve of her body... i said fuck it, it's now or never. so i try to jump out the shower while she aint looking but got my foot snagged on the curtain and brought myself and the shower curtain rod crashing down on top of her. she was out cold. this beautiful olive skinned woman was just laying there ass naked with her butt in the air.
oh i tried... but for some reason i just couldn't get it up.
Im in fucking tears man....lol
This is the kind of shit that should be put in movies
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BelovedAfeni
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............................Dizzel3000;4085425 said:man i dont know if i can muster up enough gumption to retale such self etherous moments ...smh
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BelovedAfeni
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to many to drop dun dun
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jonlakadeadmic
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i had a girl in my pool, we started hooking up and the shit was dope as hell
i took her to my room and couldnt get hard if my life depended on it......too drunk
i see that girl from time to time and i feel like shes just laughing inside at me
i took her to my room and couldnt get hard if my life depended on it......too drunk
i see that girl from time to time and i feel like shes just laughing inside at me
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2nd chances
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here's another one...junior year college.
im getting off work study and im going to my room i have an early class the next morning on a saturday..not an important class..not a class that i DEFINITELY have to go to..i walk in and notice this asian chick that is bisexual and known to be very active sexually if u know what i mean. she and her friend are standing together holding each other;s hand in the hall way..we talk for a lil bit...they tell me that they're drinking alone and if i want ot joint them...im like "nah i got class in the morning" and walked on by to my room and went to bed..didnt even think nothing of it..later during the day saturday im in the school bus and it just hit me..THAT right there was probably my only chance at ever having a threesome..and even if it isnt..its MOST LIKELY my only chance of having a threesome with an asian female and a russian chick..and i fkking blew it...they wanted some black meat in the sandwich and i have to go class in the morning....the hell is wrong with me?......2 semi drunk college chicks.
btw u guys seeing a pattern here? im just a completely naive and clueless ass motherfkker..if someone doesnt come out and tell me shit i honestly dont get it..it has to be so blatant..i never pick up on cues in social situations..reason all my girlfriends get frustrated..cuz they drop hints and i never infer.."oh u're agreeing with me to hang out with ___ and ____ tonight huh?..okay well ill call u later"..even though its one of those I dont really want u to hang out with them tyype shit....my social cues are all fkked up..and has led to million plus regrets
im getting off work study and im going to my room i have an early class the next morning on a saturday..not an important class..not a class that i DEFINITELY have to go to..i walk in and notice this asian chick that is bisexual and known to be very active sexually if u know what i mean. she and her friend are standing together holding each other;s hand in the hall way..we talk for a lil bit...they tell me that they're drinking alone and if i want ot joint them...im like "nah i got class in the morning" and walked on by to my room and went to bed..didnt even think nothing of it..later during the day saturday im in the school bus and it just hit me..THAT right there was probably my only chance at ever having a threesome..and even if it isnt..its MOST LIKELY my only chance of having a threesome with an asian female and a russian chick..and i fkking blew it...they wanted some black meat in the sandwich and i have to go class in the morning....the hell is wrong with me?......2 semi drunk college chicks.
btw u guys seeing a pattern here? im just a completely naive and clueless ass motherfkker..if someone doesnt come out and tell me shit i honestly dont get it..it has to be so blatant..i never pick up on cues in social situations..reason all my girlfriends get frustrated..cuz they drop hints and i never infer.."oh u're agreeing with me to hang out with ___ and ____ tonight huh?..okay well ill call u later"..even though its one of those I dont really want u to hang out with them tyype shit....my social cues are all fkked up..and has led to million plus regrets
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