I'm watching The Universe "Beyond the Big Bang" and I can't stop laughing! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108256 said:
7figz;7108239 said:
God lets you to watch that show ?

And on the Sunday no less ?

I hardly watch TV. Felt like turning it on and i stumbled upon this show. Wanted to see the lies that were being propagated to the masses and I walked into a comedy club.

Dang this world is doomed. My goodness. And folks is eating up this nonsense like a horse eats hay. The enemy is going to have a field day when he reveals himself as the antichrist. Folks gonna be lined up for miles to take his mark because they refused to acknowledge the truth and were thus deceived by the coming imposter. Oh well, you reap what you sow. Amen.

Im not an atheist but u make Christians look like brainwashed morons..

all u do is spew rhetorical bullshit... lol who da fuck is the Antichrist???

 
shit happens;7108272 said:
When this nigga told pico he would eat her ass through a krazy straw he was thu wit life at that very moment

Silly-Straw-Glasses-Novelty-Drinking-Straw-Grinking-Glasses-various-colors-.jpg

That man aint about that Christian life, my aunt is one who is and her Paster is. I don't trust Christians who do not read hebrew and Aramaic and greek.

 
Call_Me_Sire;7108259 said:
http://youtu.be/EKsJ3gIkTUE

This man is an idiot.

He understands nothing but a book, which is fine and all, but he shouldn't speak on shit he doesn't understand within science.
 
Osirus_Jenkins;7108277 said:
Call_Me_Sire;7108259 said:
http://youtu.be/EKsJ3gIkTUE

Wrong. Humans came up with 365 days being a year, 24 hours being in a day, and 60 seconds in a min. God didn't do that. Nor did god create the seasons, humans as well named them. This fat fuck is talking like god sent someone a manual on how to run and govern the world/nature. If anyone can provide that I will gladly apologize to all Christians.

Actually God did create years, days, months, seasons, etc.



"Then God said, "Let lights appear in the sky to separate the day from the night. Let them be signs to mark the seasons, days, and years."
Genesis 1:14

Ask God for forgiveness and accept Jesus Christ as your LORD and Savior. Amen.

 
Oh, that's right, I forgot..

"Hey Pico, I'm a man of god. God made asses for shitting out of, but fuck that, hee hee get it? I wanna eat that ass!!!"

 
God Wonders What Happens To Humans After They Die

News • religion • God • News • ISSUE 50•22 • Jun 4, 2014

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THE HEAVENS—Calling it one of the greatest mysteries in life, the Lord God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, admitted Wednesday that He often wonders what happens to human beings after they die.

The Creator of Heaven and Earth, who said He has often grappled over the millennia with the uncomfortable reality that humans never come back after they die, told reporters He had “absolutely no idea” what, if anything, people experience once their vital organs permanently cease to function.

“Some say that when people die, that’s the end, but who knows?” said the Supreme Being, adding that no one in the world could say with any degree of certainty whether one’s existence completely ceases with death. “Others say that at the moment they die, people walk toward a bright light and into another world, but the thing is, only the people who die are the ones who know. I just know that it would be awfully sad to think that when they pass on they’re gone forever.”

“I want to believe that human beings continue on in some form after their deaths,” He continued, “but who am I to say, really?”

The God of Abraham said that the varied religious and spiritual beliefs about the afterlife held by His 7.1 billion human creations were “nothing more than speculation,” before noting that He doesn’t think science and philosophy have all the answers, either. He emphasized that He understands intellectually that human beings are physical things that He made from atoms like everything else, but that He couldn’t help but wonder if they each also possessed some unique eternal essence that continued living on after their bodies died.

He Who Commanded Light to Shine Out of Darkness went on to state that accepting death as a natural part of human life did not make it any less frightening for Him to contemplate, remarking that it was “pretty scary” to think that once the people He brought into this world die, He might never see them again.

“Of course it’s comforting to imagine that [Cincinnati resident] Doris [Hughes], [Volgograd, Russia, resident] Mikhail [Pavlychko], and [Derby, U.K., resident] Fran [Grimmell] are smiling down on me from somewhere,” the Divine Creator said. “If I’m being honest with myself, though, I really can’t say where any of those people are now.”

“That’s the troubling thing,” He added. “They’re living and breathing one minute with all their thoughts and desires known to me, and then they’re gone forever the next.”

Concluding that when it came to what He described as “the great, unknowable beyond” His guess was “as good as anyone’s,” the Lord said there was no point in worrying too much about such an inscrutable thing.

“My view—take it or leave it—is that you can talk and argue as much as you want about death, but when it comes down to it, all anyone can do is guess what’s on the other side,” God Almighty said. “In the meantime, humans should enjoy themselves, try to live honestly, be good to one another, and make the most of their time on earth.”

“Because, like it or not, I’ll end all of their lives sooner or later,” He added. “There’s simply no escaping that.”

 
Emperor_Shango;7108288 said:
shit happens;7108272 said:
When this nigga told pico he would eat her ass through a krazy straw he was thu wit life at that very moment

Silly-Straw-Glasses-Novelty-Drinking-Straw-Grinking-Glasses-various-colors-.jpg

That man aint about that Christian life, my aunt is one who is and her Paster is. I don't trust Christians who do not read hebrew and Aramaic and greek.

Yo aunt huh do she got dat ass?

 
Trillfate;7108286 said:
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108256 said:
7figz;7108239 said:
God lets you to watch that show ?

And on the Sunday no less ?

I hardly watch TV. Felt like turning it on and i stumbled upon this show. Wanted to see the lies that were being propagated to the masses and I walked into a comedy club.

Dang this world is doomed. My goodness. And folks is eating up this nonsense like a horse eats hay. The enemy is going to have a field day when he reveals himself as the antichrist. Folks gonna be lined up for miles to take his mark because they refused to acknowledge the truth and were thus deceived by the coming imposter. Oh well, you reap what you sow. Amen.

Im not an atheist but u make Christians look like brainwashed morons..

all u do is spew rhetorical bullshit... lol who da fuck is the Antichrist???

Pray to God that you don't have to see the face of the serpent because he is going to make Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Vlad the impaler, Nero, Nimrod, and every other evil dictator that has ever lived look like Mary Poppins.

You don't want to see who he is. Trust me my friend. Amen.
 
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108285 said:
VIBE;7108275 said:
If you don't even have a simple understanding of the Big Bang, then your beliefs and opinions are irrelevant to it.

3 questions I want you to answer Vibe

1. Where did the elements that started the big bang come from?

2. Where did the "space" come from that the big bang expanded into?

3. Where were you when this all happened since you know it all?

Hilarious @ the bolded..

"where were you? ah ha! checkmate!"

That question works both ways, pal.
 
VIBE;7108308 said:
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108285 said:
VIBE;7108275 said:
If you don't even have a simple understanding of the Big Bang, then your beliefs and opinions are irrelevant to it.

3 questions I want you to answer Vibe

1. Where did the elements that started the big bang come from?

2. Where did the "space" come from that the big bang expanded into?

3. Where were you when this all happened since you know it all?

Hilarious @ the bolded..

"where were you? ah ha! checkmate!"

That question works both ways, pal.

I know where I was at. Do you?

I see you ducking the first 2 questions like the bubonic plague though. Interesting.
 
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108307 said:
Trillfate;7108286 said:
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108256 said:
7figz;7108239 said:
God lets you to watch that show ?

And on the Sunday no less ?

I hardly watch TV. Felt like turning it on and i stumbled upon this show. Wanted to see the lies that were being propagated to the masses and I walked into a comedy club.

Dang this world is doomed. My goodness. And folks is eating up this nonsense like a horse eats hay. The enemy is going to have a field day when he reveals himself as the antichrist. Folks gonna be lined up for miles to take his mark because they refused to acknowledge the truth and were thus deceived by the coming imposter. Oh well, you reap what you sow. Amen.

Im not an atheist but u make Christians look like brainwashed morons..

all u do is spew rhetorical bullshit... lol who da fuck is the Antichrist???

Pray to God that you don't have to see the face of the serpent because he is going to make Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Vlad the impaler, Nero, Nimrod, and every other evil dictator that has ever lived look like Mary Poppins.

You don't want to see who he is. Trust me my friend. Amen.

nigga are u threatening me!??!
 
Trillfate;7108316 said:
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108307 said:
Trillfate;7108286 said:
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108256 said:
7figz;7108239 said:
God lets you to watch that show ?

And on the Sunday no less ?

I hardly watch TV. Felt like turning it on and i stumbled upon this show. Wanted to see the lies that were being propagated to the masses and I walked into a comedy club.

Dang this world is doomed. My goodness. And folks is eating up this nonsense like a horse eats hay. The enemy is going to have a field day when he reveals himself as the antichrist. Folks gonna be lined up for miles to take his mark because they refused to acknowledge the truth and were thus deceived by the coming imposter. Oh well, you reap what you sow. Amen.

Im not an atheist but u make Christians look like brainwashed morons..

all u do is spew rhetorical bullshit... lol who da fuck is the Antichrist???

Pray to God that you don't have to see the face of the serpent because he is going to make Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Vlad the impaler, Nero, Nimrod, and every other evil dictator that has ever lived look like Mary Poppins.

You don't want to see who he is. Trust me my friend. Amen.

nigga are u threatening me!??!

Nah, just warning you
 
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108285 said:
VIBE;7108275 said:
If you don't even have a simple understanding of the Big Bang, then your beliefs and opinions are irrelevant to it.

3 questions I want you to answer Vibe

1. Where did the elements that started the big bang come from?

2. Where did the "space" come from that the big bang expanded into?

3. Where were you when this all happened since you know it all?

1. Energy

2. Unknown

but because something is unknown, it doesn't qualify for an answer of "therefore god", that's more silly and ignorant than "unknown".
 
Doyouwant working out and will soon be famous and preaching and tell the world for god and he will get hit by some bullets and resurrect and everyone thinks he is Jesus and bombs the USA and mecca and claims world peace and will be the beast. And he will get you trillfate
 
VIBE;7108297 said:
Oh, that's right, I forgot..

"Hey Pico, I'm a man of god. God made asses for shitting out of, but fuck that, hee hee get it? I wanna eat that ass!!!"

MMM!
 
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Lou Cypher;7108320 said:
Heaven lover. Can i have your bank acct since jesus can just get you a new one? Perhaps your car as well.

When I go to Israel, i'm selling everything. Once I leave America, you should leave as well, If you're smart. Amen.
 

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