I'm as HETERO as they come.......but does this make me boderline HOMO?

[memphis2sacnicc]

Is this a trick question? Of course this makes u a fairy godmother.

 

[Gooner]

i have a feeling about a 5 = looks like a man

 

[Paul Hate.]

Yea dats gay nugga.I would let her know from the rip.Slapped her with the remote and told her not to play me and ice grilled her while i continued to destroy her from the back.

 

[tommy_jules]

If you're as hetero as they come they must not make dudes like me anymore. You know that bitch is gonna blackmail you with that shit the minute you piss her off.

I can't SMH enough at this.

Here's the thing, either you like it, or you're so thirsty for pussy that you can't tell a *FIVE* "hell nah, bitch, I don't get down like that" either way, epic fail.

The fact that you had to ask also contributes to this fail.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

if a 5 got enough influence for u to allow it to play, what would a dime have u doing......nigga u gay, log off.

damn damn damn lol

 

[The BAPHOMET]

If you're as hetero as they come they must not make dudes like me anymore. You know that bitch is gonna blackmail you with that shit the minute you piss her off.

I can't SMH enough at this.

Here's the thing, either you like it, or you're so thirsty for pussy that you can't tell a *FIVE* "hell nah, bitch, I don't get down like that" either way, epic fail.

The fact that you had to ask also contributes to this fail.

yeah I guess I'm out here L' ing it up, so I'll take my loss and stop fucking with her all together

but man I tell you, she is the Goddess of sex, its like the perfect sex mate a niggah could wish for- minus the gay-porn

looks wise she a five, not ugly manly looking 5, rather girl next door best-friend looking 5......but her body so cold a nigga'll say she's a ten

not that it matter though, cuz looks aint what I play on, I'm not a shallow character

 

[clbenzlove]

so me and the wife been separated for a lil bit (thread coming soon), by my choice...anyhow check this

i have been juggling 3 women, and finally i've narrowed it down to one, becuz i'm too old to be dating- i want something exclusive but short term

this how it went.....

Chick one:

An ex-coworker of my wife, whom my wife hooked me up with, she swore she was a good girl, but i think she was fucking other niggas (made a thread bout her), not that it mattered, it was her not willing to admit it so i x'd her

chick two:

A mutual friend introduced us......

So one nite after happy hour drinking, (made a thread bout this too) we ran into an old friend of hers who invites us to trail her to the hotel, where she was hosting a pleasure party, it was nothing but dykes there, after all was gone except me her and her friend, things turned into a potential 3sum, needless to say things went south.....and afterwards, after sobering up, ol girl blamed me for allowing things to get outta hand so i x'd her

chick three: (here's the dilemma)

a chick i met at the club, average looking (bout a 5) with a phenomenal body, she's a nympho, i'm fucking her at least once a day sometimes twice, and she loves porn. Now that's where the problem lies, this chick is a str8 freak, no holds barred, she is heavily into gay porn, not female-female. Every time we fuck she wants to watch porn, that starts off normal, then it goes in a different direction.

I don't wanna mess up this great sex thang i got going, so does it make me homo if i continue to fuck her while two niggas banging each out in the background?

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nigga you are gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[clbenzlove]

Gay gay gay

 

[kzzl]

soooo

how long have you been fucking with gay porn in the background???

Somethings a woman should never need to ask a man.

 

[frostyicy]

If you gotta question whether you're hetero or homo, always go with the latter.

Real hetero men never question their sexuality.

Whether you like it or not.....

You sir are as gay as the come.

 

[usmarin3]

Woah, male to male porn. No sir!

Soon she is gonna drop hints of trying a dildo on you son, it's a fucking trap. She is trying to desensitize you.

 

[kzzl]

Woah, male to male porn. No sir!

Soon she is gonna drop hints of trying a dildo on you son, it's a fucking trap. She is trying to desensitize you.

LOL at this nigga waking up like Peter one morning.

[video=youtube;sgXjRcwV5oo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgXjRcwV5oo[/video]

 

[Bussy_Getta]

I don't think the t/s is necessarily gay, but he's definitely so thirsty and desperate for pussy that he will do anything to get it, which is not a good thing at all. I can't even imagine approaching my Man with some shit like this.

i was just gonna type this exact shit

 

[fiat_money]

i was just gonna type this exact shit

No you weren't, you may have typed something similar, but it is extremely unlikely it would've been exactly the same.

Impossible really.

And OP is a fag.

 

[fiat_money]

By "fag", I mean "faggot".

 

[Bussy_Getta]

No you weren't, you may have typed something similar, but it is extremely unlikely it would've been exactly the same.

Impossible really.

And OP is a fag.

stfu you smart shit

 

[The BAPHOMET]

i was just gonna type this exact shit

naw I aint desperate, she's a rare find when it comes to sex- minus the gay porn

 

[King_Me]

If ya dick can get hard listening to 2 men moan in the background, not only are you gay but you're a faggot as well.

 

[fiat_money]

If ya dick can get hard listening to 2 men moan in the background, not only are you gay but you're a faggot as well.

Realest post in this thread.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

naw I aint desperate, she's a rare find when it comes to sex- minus the gay porn

i feel what your saying but i watch the gay porn and i wouldnt even think of playing that shit with a male in my presence

she probably really feeling that shit and is going the extra mile for you tho