I've been coming to this site for 3-4 years... And I swear this Illcoon been getting mysteriously gayer and gayer everyday this past year. Needs to lay off the estrogen shots... I know you've probably never seen me on here but I've been in the background and this new twinkle toe Illcoon needs to be brought out. Hell this entire website should apologize to us, the loyal readers, for treating us like we were stupid this whole time and would never catch on to the new phony Illcoon.
Would it have been that hard to at least own up that your "One Trick Pony" Illseed was leaving your site to take a hiatus? I mean, you could have just told us all, we could have said good bye, and then we could have all moved on and just read all the hip hop rumors that the next guy delivered. But instead you go get some gossip whore f@g to impersonate him and give us minute to minute updates on Kat Stacks, Wacka Flamin' Fa$$ot, and ANY OTHER non-Hip-hop related BS that he/she wants to sprinkle in.
Don't think that we haven't noticed. We aren't idiots. I remember when it was happening. All of a sudden I would damn near everyday read something from your rumor column that just hit me wrong as something you would never say. Then some slightly homo sh*t would start popping up from time to time. Then you start telling the stupidest, or weirdest, or lamest person from the rumor section that day that you love them. Okay... Then like a couple others have mentioned you have as of late started making random references to crushes you have on girls the the "Old" Illseed used to like back in the day.
You NEVER talk about anything REAL. I swear to God, if I hadn't walked into Best Buy and saw the Cd on the shelf itself, I would have never, Ever have known that Talib & Hi-Tek's new Cd was out by coming to this website! How about Bun B's 5-Mic album? How about that new Bone album this year? It was pretty quite around here about that too. Oh wait. That's right. The new Illseed IS quite the gossip whore. That must be why the most we have heard about Bone on this site was when he talked about Bizzy possibly showing up on Celebrity Rehab w/ Dr. Drew. Oh, and it seemed he got a pretty big hard-on when he thought he found out Bizzy might be signing with Young Money. GTFOH! Should be supporting the conglomeration of one of Hip-Hop's best, oldest, and most respected rap groups.
God, everyday we get updates on Kat Stacks or the latest rumor about which lame rapper has fired Waka Flacka's mom as their manager lately. I'm serious man. What f#cking street is your ear too? You find out about the lamest sh!t that no one cares about. Its sad when the best part of coming to your column/blog is just to read the comments. You've been hella lame this past year. And lets just finally be honest with yourself and everyone else. Illseed didn't just suddenly one day decide to turn lame. No, the new Illcoon took over some shoes that he was easily two sizes too short to fill. Even with two pairs of socks on.
And while we are admitting things Illcoon. You have to either be gay or a woman. It has to be one of the two, so lift your skirt up and pick one. You N E V E R post any pic's of any of our beautiful ladies of Hip-Hop out at any events, concerts, or social gatherings at all, almost anymore. In fact, seems like you don't really get the inside scoop or shot of anything anymore. But for real. You never post or comment about a real gorgeous black lady in Hip-Hop. You just post more f@cking Kat Stacks videos cause you are Hip-Hop's equivalent of Perez Hilton now.
So fess up or shut up. Just quit pretending ni&&a. Its sad... And I'm out.
Oh... And PS Illcoon. THAT's how you write 6 paragraphs in a row without ANY spelling or grammatical mistakes. I swear I can't read 6 sentences of your writing without almost every other word being f@cked up or misused in some way. Take some notes if you MUST keep up this lazy charade. That, or start getting some 3rd grader to proof read your blog first.