If your son came home with a fat, round girl, how would you react?

[bootsy_jenkins]

I would ask her to hook up dinner for the fam because you know that she would be a good cook. I'll have her making cakes and pies and shit.

 

[G.R.I.P. Money $$$]

"well son long as she got tits and a pussy, what ever make u happy nigga"...

 

[Generic]

As long as she isn't precious fat, he good. Would tell his ass to raise
his standards though.