This kid I went to HS with once ate this tomboy / dyke bitch out in one of those trailer classrooms outback. The thing is that the chick didn't let him fuck afterwards, so the guy started to beat his meat in front of her. NH, just in case. I don't know if he was doing it to turn her on and convince her to fuck, or he was just horny and was like fuck it.
Word made it around school and you can imagine the fuckery that ensued. Remember, we were in high school so eating pussy was frowned upon at the time. Niggas teased him. Other niggas who shared a drink or smoked with him around that time wanted to beat his ass. I think the guy became suicidal.
One day on the bus ride home, while everyone was roasting this guy, the bus stopped in front of a house that was smokey or burning. The guy got off the bus, ran into the smokey or burning house without hesitation, and saved a few people! Maybe this nigga was trying to commit suicide or maybe not. This nigga was carrying several old ladies out of the house on some Superman / Bodyguard the movie type of stuff. A few other niggas got off the bus, but I can't remember if anyone else helped. Did I get off the bus and help? Nope , I think I was hungry, had to shit, didn't have a jacket, or something.
The guy ended up on the news, and got some awards and recognition. In Mr. Forte's voice (who I imagine sounds like an orge / troll), true story. Lesson of the story, quoting Eddie Murphy from 48 Hours, "Lack of pussy make you brave!"
