If you could have Beyonce, would you take Solange?

[ThaChozenWun]

Id sell my soul to Satan for Beyonce and Solange.

 

[TX_Made713]

what does the bible say about lusting over beyonce

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Why settle for less than the best? Give your heart to Jesus Christ and be saved. He is the only prize worth winning in this life!



"Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls." Matthew 11:28-29

Wow, your post and that verse made a very homo combination.

 

[ThaChozenWun]

Wow, your post and that verse made a very homo combination.

Some men like to be closer to Jesus

 

[Chike]

Why settle for less than the best? Give your heart to Jesus Christ and be saved. He is the only prize worth winning in this life!


"Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls." Matthew 11:28-29

What kind of warranty do you guys offer with that?

 

[TX_Made713]

Im still waiting on evidence that proves the bible should be taken literally

 

[ThaChozenWun]

Im still waiting on evidence that proves the bible should be taken literally

Only literally when it makes sense that way, any other way dont take it literally. Why? Because it was inspired by gods word, in sensible areas treat it like it is his word, then it certain other areas it wasnt his word so it might seem fucked up in some places.

 

[theillestrator]

Only literally when it makes sense that way, any other way dont take it literally. Why? Because it was inspired by gods word, in sensible areas treat it like it is his word, then it certain other areas it wasnt his word so it might seem fucked up in some places.

Yes, convenience is key.

 

[ThaChozenWun]

If I give my life to Jesus, can I get a divorce in heaven and be granted Beyonce or Solange?

 

[Swiffness!]

Yeah, this was......a poorly conceived and executed thread

 

[theillestrator]

Yeah, this was......a poorly conceived and executed thread

It wouldn't be a certified "goingtoheaven" thread if it wasn't.

 

[TX_Made713]

Only literally when it makes sense that way, any other way dont take it literally. Why? Because it was inspired by gods word, in sensible areas treat it like it is his word, then it certain other areas it wasnt his word so it might seem fucked up in some places.

heavenru treats it like the bible fell out of the sky or something

hey heavenru? i know you still be lustin after women, thats why you put beyonce in the title.

solange aint all that to me, but whatever turns you on, do you

 

[alissowack]

This thread does seem to be though out very well. Maybe if you were suggesting how beauty can hender our understanding of the truth, then I might be able to follow. I don't know if it is a good idea to take either.

 

[melanated khemist]

give me solange all day.save yourself,we were born with all we need to experience bliss,no need for outsiders

 

[And Step]

This thread is to R&R, what Young MC is to West Coast Hip Hop.

 

[And Step]

Wow, your post and that verse made a very homo combination.

LOL. You don't like him very much do you?

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

LOL. You don't like him very much do you?

I don't really know him.

 

[TX_Made713]

This thread does seem to be though out very well. Maybe if you were suggesting how beauty can hender our understanding of the truth, then I might be able to follow. I don't know if it is a good idea to take either.

funniest post of the year

single ladies was inspired by eve

 

[VIBE]

Why do you guys keep scrambling the radar with him? Why do you pretty much, "bash" his belief? To be honest that's really fucked, and TX you should know how that is.

 

[TX_Made713]

Why do you guys keep scrambling the radar with him? Why do you pretty much, "bash" his belief? To be honest that's really fucked, and TX you should know how that is.

please this was a serious question from me. And in case you havent noticed, hes never serious

why do you think his posts always consist of something similar to(and i paraphrase):

Do you have Jesus in your life brother Vibe? He is waiting for you. All you have to do is open your arms and give him a big fat hug! Praise the lord!

"How many are your works, O LORD!" - Psalm 104:24

"Even if all fall away on account of You, I never will" - Matthew 26:31