"If you can't last in the pussy for more than 10 mins w/o a condom raw your wack"

[Frank blanco]

where does this joke originate? its bene all over youtube and the innanets...

It originates from the video game The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.

Just like any other video game, city guards tend to have a select few lines that they say if you interact with them. It just so happens that "I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow to the knee" line was super obvious.

The typical "formula" for the line is to compare yourself to someone else (usually a good accomplishment or achievement) and then saying that you stopped due to your knee injury, even if its irrelevant (since its a meme). In a way, its a different version of "cool story, bro"

 

[kanggoodie]

It originates from the video game The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.

Just like any other video game, city guards tend to have a select few lines that they say if you interact with them. It just so happens that "I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow to the knee" line was super obvious.

The typical "formula" for the line is to compare yourself to someone else (usually a good accomplishment or achievement) and then saying that you stopped due to your knee injury, even if its irrelevant (since its a meme). In a way, its a different version of "cool story, bro"

yea i went and looked it up.. smh... niggas and memes

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Had a conversion with a group of friends and one of my homegirls said that niggas who can't last in the pussy raw for more than 10 minutes are wack. Also said that niggas pulling out and stopping every 5 mins are wack. Said that condom sex ain't real. She had the nerve to say that she dumped her last boyfriend because the nigga couldn't last long during sex. Called him a little boy. Do you guys agree?

and just exactly how many kids she got? dumb hoe logic

 

[Woochie]

and just exactly how many kids she got? dumb hoe logic

She has no kids. Cool chick. She is 23 years old. Bad ass hell. One of those "you better fuck her good chicks". Niggas be intimated by her on some real shit.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

She has no kids. Cool chick. She is 23 years old. Bad ass hell. One of those "you better fuck her good chicks". Niggas be intimated by her on some real shit.

riiight. 5 bucks says her sex game is pitiful.

 

[goat334]

She has no kids. Cool chick. She is 23 years old. Bad ass hell. One of those "you better fuck her good chicks". Niggas be intimated by her on some real shit.

Send her ass to Montgomery, I'll break her ass in.

 

[S.jR.]

You got pictures of this "bad bitch"?

 

[hALF_pAST_7EVEN]

jack off before you fuck the bitch

problem solved

 

[BlackThor356]

Had a conversion with a group of friends and one of my homegirls said that niggas who can't last in the pussy raw for more than 10 minutes are wack. Also said that niggas pulling out and stopping every 5 mins are wack. Said that condom sex ain't real. She had the nerve to say that she dumped her last boyfriend because the nigga couldn't last long during sex. Called him a little boy. Do you guys agree?

condom sex aint real?? she sounds like a maury episode waiting to happen. but to answer ur question, if u consistently cant last 10 minutes regardless of who u fuckin, u wack

 

[Woochie]

LOL at me overhearing this dude and his girl conversation earlier at Target. Chick was straight dogging her man out calling him a three pump chump. Must of been her boyfriend or something. Turned around and look at this nigga's face LOL. Dude looked embarrassed. Chick look like one of those controlling freak hoes. Had a phat azz.

 

[JokerzWyld]

Fuck her opinion.

Bitches will complain if you're a minute or a marathon man. I focus on getting mines and mines alone.

 

[kanggoodie]

Fuck her opinion.

Bitches will complain if you're a minute or a marathon man. I focus on getting mines and mines alone.

this is true.. some hoes out here like goldie locks... juuust right.. lol.. either its gone be " man u taking too long to cum.. u beating it dry" or " man u buss to oquickk.. u three pump chump!" lol

 

[John_Blazini]

Sounds like T/ S running with a pack of smuts.... that are clearly trying to get niggas infected

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

sounds like she would need a large sample size of condom free sex partners to make that assertion

she doesn't make that comment if she only had one or 2 boyfriends who went in it raw

lmao...this is the FIRST thing I thought

 

[goat334]

She going off.....

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhSxSX6B58Wkgk5e4o

 

[Bwoahmizzee]

I don't give a fuck

I'll give shorty the best 7 minutes of her life

she'd be like " Damn I wonder what that other 30 mins. do"

 

[CapitalC]

Just wear a fucking condom....why niggas hitting joints they not married to raw anyway?

And by the time you married nd you can hit the joint raw, you should have had enough sex that you can go longer than 10 minutes in the same position...

 

[Mr.LV]

She going off.....

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhSxSX6B58Wkgk5e4o

The nigga that was sitting right next to her was rolling he try to put his hat over his face lol

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Holding out even in good pussy raw isn't that hard if you're the one controlling the action. Even if she's in control there are ways. It's really about distracting yourself from the physical sensation. Let's be real, a dude can basically cum whenever he wants. It just takes a little focus. In college, I really just went over my homework in my head while fucking until the chick was about to bust, then I dialed back in and let myself go too. Shit is pretty easy really.

 

[RuffDraft]

More like 2

This. Which is scary as I've only had the one girl who was like this, she'd get there a lot faster than I could… she'd often roll off after she'd came and then go again for more after a few minutes. Others struggle to at all.

Lol @ the ducktales in this thread though, 45 minutes, no woman will be entertained for that long, just look at any column in a magazine where they have been asked. Most say 20 minutes is more than enough. 15 is supposedly about right for them…