If you are a male and you used to do cartwheels....

[Busta Carmichael]

another "confused ass nigga that didn't have a father or uncle to tell him the difference between 'homo' and 'not homo'" thread.

Tomorrow this nigga makin a thread like

"If you're a male, and walk down the block you gay nigga"

then got text like

"Real niggas drive down the block, only suspect ass niggas and flat out fags actually WALK... like fo reall nigga? Just one foot in front of the other nigga? Gay as fuck, just bend over for Twan and 'nem right now. I bet yo daddy hung himself when he found out you was walkin down the block. Uncles ready to whoop yo ass and shit for walkin..."

THE BITCH WILL COME OUT OF A NIGGA QUICK this thread must of hit a soft spot, u bitch this is my opinion faggot just because you do cartwheels you feel like your manhood threaten because i think dudes do that shit is suspect, you a hoe in the first degree bitch ass nigga, u got butterflies in the bubble of your NIKE AIR max.

Instead of being a man like the other poster who did cartwheels, sayin fuck you AQUA i was a kid tryin to impress some hoeS nigga. BUT NO YOUR BITCH ASS JUST LIKE A BITCH runnin up in here yappin like a bitch. i have a father and a father would of teach his son that if you let another man words make you 2nd guess yourself THEN U IS A BITCH.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE AND DONT RESPOND TO ME AGAIN HOE

Gotdamn my chest hurts from reading those back and forth disses between waterproof and King bloo.

This thread will never not be funny

 

[el_bandido]

listen up nigga, I know how dick-in-the-bootyhole-downlow niggas like you work. Nine time outta ten, y'all the first niggas out there got something to say about what is and ain't gay, tryin ta hide yo own shit behind the screen. You was prolly the first nigga in line with the girls on the playground to do cartwheels and jump rope and shit. At lunch, you sat at the girls table talkin about the latest episode of My Little Pony or Carebears and prolly even had a fuckin Cabbage Patch Kid of your own. Niggas like you kill me, you prolly typed up all yo shit in one window with gay porn goin in another window. You the type of nigga that becomes a politician on some "no gay marriage" platform only to get caught with one in the ass and two in the mouth in the bathroom at the gay bar two cities over from where you live.

Nigga, you a livin contradiction. You talk tough on the net and try to reassure everyone that you're hetero by claimin you hollered at hoes, but in reality you soft as the very Twinkie dipped in grease you tried to shove up ya asshole last night.

All that caps-lock angry typing you did shows just how much of a clown ass fairy you are. You prolly got Twan and Enrique sittin next you right now talkin bout "oooo, look how I ethered this fool on the net right here... Now Twan, don't be over there hoggin Enrique's dick nigga, I'm posta get a turn too!"

Fuck outta here simple ass fag nigga... And take that "Rainbow Bright Loves Me Too" T-shirt off and give it back to ya fat sister.

The ironry of this nigga talkin that gay ass shit and his username is KING BLOW, nigga suck dicc and hold his breath at the same time passin out and shiit

this bitch ass nigga wrote the foreword for Titian TITANGRAPHS, when this nigga get scared he dont run he start to CARTWHEEL his ass to safety. Bitch boy i slap the rainbow out of you - when this nigga talks his eyelashs be flappin like a hummingbird, this nigga keeps weights around his ankles so he wONT fly away. bitch ass nigga go homes to a hot ass tub full of weenies and relax in that shit ol pamolive hands havin ass nigga, him and his father be pourin HOT WEENIE juice out the pot into shot glasses and throwin those shits back.

fuck outta here cock sucka

nigga

 

[kingricky9]

Reading this shit just made my morning

 

[waterproof]

Clak, Clak, Clak, Clak, Clak!....I was on some shit that day, LOL

 

[2stepz_ahead]

ill beat anigga the fukk up and cartwheel over his KO'd body

 

[KingFreeman]

First page got me in tears right now. Lmao.

 

[nawledge_god]

I Had The Athleticism And Build Of A Freight As A Youth...I Was The Tallest Male In The House By The Time I Was 11..Cartwheels, Back Flips, Handstands...I Couldn't Do None Of The Shit

 

[Busta Carmichael]

Yup

Still funny

 

[waterproof]

Yup

Still funny

Greatness, LMAO

 

[waterproof]

yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.

me: "form up a cartwheel!"

the wondertwins? bruh the dude used to turn into puddles and wack shit and u would impersonating that dude lol smh

LMAO, This post never gets old.....I can't stop laughing, Lyrical was truly disgusted.

Zack would literally turn into a bucket of Mop Water going against Solomon Grundy and shit

 

[Preach2Teach]

I tried to cartwheel as a kid but they always turned out like this..

 

[geechee slim]

If you end the cartwheel with a backflip, you ungay.