If nba players had twitter back in their day, what would they say?

[WhoisDonG???]

@IronMikeTyson

In NapTown got a Beauty Contestant coming thru the Telly tonight. About to do the Dougie..

 

[Mister B.]

@CoreyLidell

We fly high...no lie...you know this! #pilottalk

@ChocolateThunderDDawk

The Don't-Fake-the-Funk-Dunk just claimed another backboard tonight. Who's next?

@JakeDaSnake

Bout to win this KOTR over this heathen Austin...I'll DDT John 3:16 into him. #Godschosennow

 

[greenwood1921]

Not a real athelete but still

@IDrago

He died

@ApolloPeopleschampCreed

Dead @IDrago if he dies he dies

@IDago

If he dies, he dies

After Rocky IV...

@italianstallion

215-555-2467... 215-555-2467... 411

("Yo adrian, this phone with no wires ain't callin nobody. Where do I plug it up?")

 

[white715]

@JElway7

Fans keep begging for this Tebow kid we'll put him in just to shut the fans up

@JElway7

He's a good kid but he can't throw the ball, we'll lose these next few games and that will be the end of that

@JElway7

He got one game in Miami lucky start

 

[white715]

@JElway

Thank you @DetriotLions one more game like that and we can put Tebow back on the bench

@JElway

Seriously Jets 95 yards?!?!?

@JElway

Fuck !

 

[313 wayz]

@PeteRozay

Holla at ya boy... #betonthewinningteam #commishackinlikeahoe #10stacks

 

[dc's teflondon]

@therealeddiegriffin

just got theater system in truck..about to watch a flick

 

[damobb2deep]

@blakegriffin

Jus got thru workin out and my future self Jus gave me a shyt load of sun screen

#Wtf!!

 

[Max.]

@chrishenry this bitch got me in the back of the truck

 

[Rum Middleton]

@theAnswer3..just met this bitch Carmen in the bathroom #NasLost

 

[greenwood1921]

@twinJaredcollins

Shouts out to my wombmate, @twinJasonC on his engagement. Straight playa bout to turn in his card and switch it up.

#aintmadatya #bestman

 

[Trollio]

@RicFlair

Snorted a line and im sweating. Wooooooo!!!

 

[BDBIID]

@TigerWoods

Oh Gosh..Gee wilickers me and Elin just tied the knot. I'm just sooooo in love. #forbetterorworse #everlastinglove

 

[Young Gunner]

@JStarks3NYC

Ewing said I should practice my free throws....lol

 

[BlackxChild]

@mutombo @iverson missed practice again

@iverson PRACTICE? WE TALKIN PRACTICE

 

[damobb2deep]

@wiltthestilt

Jus hit 100...

#pointsnotbitches

 

[Trollio]

@BabeRuthNYC

So some supposedly colored is go play for my team. He will never be shit

@YoungJR24

Eat a dick ruth

 

[greenwood1921]

@chitownEmmittTill

Damn they got some thick white girls in the south. Bout to holla at 1...

#ebrc #fuckajimcrow

 

[greenwood1921]

@detrioitRed

When my mom & dad died I said fuck school...

 

[blackrain]

@chitownEmmittTill

Damn they got some thick white girls in the south. Bout to holla at 1...

#ebrc #fuckajimcrow

Lol better enjoy this shit before the Till family comes for your job