if family matters was real....

[So ILL]

^^

Carl could've hella got away with that shit, too. Lol

Hell yeah, especially with a younf black male victim smh.

Waldo also would've gotten fucked up somehow. Nobody can be that dumb and nothing ever happen to him. The nigga mailed himself to his girl's cheerleading competition, gotdamn lol.

 

[Mister B.]

If TV shows were real:

No way Kelly Bundy makes it through without at least two kids by the end of series.

Bud would've gotten sued about 15 times for sexual harassment.

Carlton Banks would've gotten his ass kicked on more than one occasion.

"Friends" would gotten sued for ripping off "Living Single".

All that tension: Martin would've smashed Pam at some point before he and Gina got married. Gina would've found out and let Tommy pipe in retaliation. Cole still wasn't getting no pussy from Pam, though.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Tommy wouldve smashed Gina also dude had keys to Martins house

 

[Splackavelli]

If Family Matters were real, Urkel would've gotten murdered for wearing wires around a gang. Hell, he would've gotten popped sooner or later for running up in a cop's home unannounced lol.

Laura and her friends would've been smuts. Laura would've have gotten ran through at the college party when she got drunk and Urkel would've gotten stomped out by a nigga that was trying to hit.

Eddie would have wifed Myrtle Urkel the day he found out she came from old money.

Carl and Harriet would've both been on the DL and stepping out on each other.

Aunt Rachel and Mother Winslow would've had young niggas coming through all the time to smash.

Urkel would've gotten kidnapped by somebody for creating all of those inventions.

eddie and myrtle would've wound up on jerry springer, then eddie would've found out that myrtle is really a man and they would've wound up throwing hands on stage lol.

 

[(ob)Scene]

If Family Matters were real, Urkel would've gotten murdered for wearing wires around a gang. Hell, he would've gotten popped sooner or later for running up in a cop's home unannounced lol.

Laura and her friends would've been smuts. Laura would've have gotten ran through at the college party when she got drunk and Urkel would've gotten stomped out by a nigga that was trying to hit.

Eddie would have wifed Myrtle Urkel the day he found out she came from old money.

Carl and Harriet would've both been on the DL and stepping out on each other.

Aunt Rachel and Mother Winslow would've had young niggas coming through all the time to smash.

Urkel would've gotten kidnapped by somebody for creating all of those inventions.

Carl & Harriet BOTH on the DL has me dying, bruh.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Brotha Man wouldve been dickin down Gina what dude u know climbs into a window at any hour of the day and live

 

[Inglewood_B]

Griff woulda took down Peg on numerous occasions. Peg had "midlife crisis BBC whore" written all over her

 

[Inglewood_B]

Or maybe that's just what I'da done if I was Griff

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

Why yall want all the female black characters to be hoes tho fuck is wrong with you niggas

 

[illestni99ainne]

Because we like hoes nigga!

 

[sdotcarter111]

If saved by the bell was real....

They'll be working for screech at Microsoft

And they'd be caked up like a mothafucka.

My boy runs a division of Microsoft? Sign me up for that job and hold the yacht for me my nigga.

 

[south4life]

If The Wayans Brothers was real, Marlon would have caught a sexual harassment charge by some chick lol, Shawn would have knocked up Dee after that night they got drunk together, Pops would have cheated and had his restaurant closed down by health inspectors, Dupree would have diabetes and T.C. would have got shot for stealing people shit lol

 

[BlaqueHoney01]

al bundy would've eventually commited suicide. its not like he hasn't thought about it. bud would've eventually swallowed his pride and got an escort. you can only face a life of barely any sex for so long.

I see Al Bundy killing his whole family. He wasn't proud of either of his kids.

 

[BlaqueHoney01]

If Living Single was real, Kyle would have gotten caught getting dicked down by Overton. He and Khadesia would have hung out all the time.

 

[yahwehprofet]

If 7th heaven was real , the pastor would've molested his daughters...... Lol

 

[Splackavelli]

if boondocks was real uncle ruckus would have gotten a nigga wake up call and niggas would've chin checked him for all that self hating shit he talks.