if family matters was real....

[traestar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Zdp1RfoyI

OH SHIT HAHAH

 

[Angeles1son85]

Arthur woulda had doug hefferman clapped after years of insults

 

[bignorm]

If Dawson's Creek was real, Dawson woulda committed that..... after murdering Pacey and Joey afteattr finding out Pacey took her V card. This nigga Dawson simped her for 10 years- and she did him like that??

Kevin Arnold woulda smashed and impregnated Winnie.

Steven Urkel woulda smashed on Myra

Aundria Zookerman woulda got attention from niggas on 90210

Lisa Turtle wouldn't have ever spoken to Screech on SBTB

Tommy woulda went to jail for selling Drugs on martin

 

[south4life]

If Living Single was real, it would have been one big orgy lol

 

[Mally_G]

Tommy woulda went to jail for selling Drugs on martin

Is that what he was doing....proof?

I got a cousin that does the same thing to us. He won't tell us what he does or where he works. Another cousin was out one early morning, saw him driving around, followed him, and got pulled over by "security" when they got to this one dark area. He lost track of our cousin, because "security" held him up then let him go after about 10-15 minutes.

 

[So ILL]

If Family Matters were real, somebody would have been cool with Steve just to use all of the shit that he used to invent. Nigga had a pad that could teleport you to anywhere in the world in seconds, I would have got that nigga to make me one.

 

[BoogaSuga]

Fresh Prince

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random... but

 

[louis rich]

if family matter was real, laura would of been pregnant by high school....

 

[BoldChild]

No, Steve would just pay him back, because Steve would be a Billionaire.

 

[Splackavelli]

Eddie would be in jail. Or shot by one of Carl's policemen in a traffic stop.

Let's be real. Southside Chi, its not the cops. They killin eachother.

If anything Eddie & Waldo Geraldo Faldo will have. A falling out and they killin eachother

i'm imagining the threatening phone calls between the two of them lol. eddie better whatch it though waldo got eddie fufner in the cut looking out just in case.

 

[T-Rel]

If Boy meets World was real a nigga would of scooped Topanga from Corey.

 

[earth two superman]

if saved by the bell was real screech wouldve shot up bayside and likely hate black people the way Lisa kept rejecting him

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Screech would have went Remg

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

*Remy

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

I would be giving maxine the d every episode.

 

[qawshun]

Will would've knocked up one of them other chick's before he got lisa, Tyra banks, Victoria rowell, Naomi Campbell, Vivica fox, jasmin guy, Tisha cambell, sunshine, fancy, amy hunter, Elise, nia, stacy, jada, kim fields, he took down pam grier and uncle phill couldn't think about that, Robin givens etc no one has better track record

 

[So ILL]

If Family Matters were real, Urkel would've gotten murdered for wearing wires around a gang. Hell, he would've gotten popped sooner or later for running up in a cop's home unannounced lol.

Laura and her friends would've been smuts. Laura would've have gotten ran through at the college party when she got drunk and Urkel would've gotten stomped out by a nigga that was trying to hit.

Eddie would have wifed Myrtle Urkel the day he found out she came from old money.

Carl and Harriet would've both been on the DL and stepping out on each other.

Aunt Rachel and Mother Winslow would've had young niggas coming through all the time to smash.

Urkel would've gotten kidnapped by somebody for creating all of those inventions.

 

[yahwehprofet]

^^

Carl could've hella got away with that shit, too. Lol

 

[Blazedadon87x]

Will would've knocked up one of them other chick's before he got lisa, Tyra banks, Victoria rowell, Naomi Campbell, Vivica fox, jasmin guy, Tisha cambell, sunshine, fancy, amy hunter, Elise, nia, stacy, jada, kim fields, he took down pam grier and uncle phill couldn't think about that, Robin givens etc no one has better track record

Still laughing about how they became step siblings immediately once their parents decided to get married in their place....those family dinners and reunions must have been awkward knowing that they smash each other

 

[T. Sanford]

If Family Matters was real, all the corny ass shit Stefan would say to Laura that made her panties drip would have got him laughed out of any black high school. Talkin bout "Wake me, shake me, break me, but baby, don't forsake me".

NO pussy. Foh.

Good Gawd, that line was corny & wack af. The modern day Laura would've friendzoned tf out of him for saying that