if family matters was real....

[Splackavelli]

like i said you can apply this logic to any show. how many times do you think bruh-man could come down that fire escape before martin nuts up and claps him. martin told him on time "i'm gettin mines!"

 

[Splackavelli]

a few of you might not be old enough to remember this one. different strokes the gooch. this invisible bully used to call arnold jackson's phone breathing hard and straight threatening him and had him shook. at least arnold took a stand ocasionally. if different strokes was set in todays world arnold would have blogged about it on facebook and commited suicide. come to think about it if family matters was set in this era steve probably would have commited that over laura's many rejections and a video blog of him crying over laura would have wound up on worldstar the headline would have read "nerd ass nigga crying over thot.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Zdp1RfoyI

Rofl

wtf is this?!

I just watched this earlier. Lol

 

[illestni99ainne]

If Family Matters was real, all the corny ass shit Stefan would say to Laura that made her panties drip would have got him laughed out of any black high school. Talkin bout "Wake me, shake me, break me, but baby, don't forsake me".

NO pussy. Foh.

Lmfao he said that shit Hahahahah

 

[Splackavelli]

al bundy would've eventually commited suicide. its not like he hasn't thought about it. bud would've eventually swallowed his pride and got an escort. you can only face a life of barely any sex for so long.

 

[Dave2one6]

If family matters was real, Steve would have really been "Stephon."

 

[south4life]

If Martin was real Bruh Man would have got shot coming in people house, Cole would gotta smothered to death by Big Shirley, Tommy would have gotten Pam pregnant, Pam would have killed Shenanah and when Martin and Gina kept breaking up one of them would have slipped up and had a baby with someone else

 

[texas409]

Richie would have gotten bullied for being gay.

 

[Stomp Johnson]

If Full House was real:

Joey would eventually have touched one of them little girls. Either that or he'd have been kicked out anyway for never having a damn job.

Danny woulda eventually come out the closet.

 

[Built 4 cuban linx]

If martin was real, gina and that nigga wouldve been murked a long time ago for living in detroit and still never locking their door

 

[YamoleySensei]

I'm here watching Sanford and Son, if this shit was real...Lamont would be the lamest nigga in Watts. How is it your pops is away in St. Louis and appoints Grady as your babysitter when you 30-something years old? This nigga couldn't even bring bitches to the crib....

 

[Splackavelli]

If Martin was real Bruh Man would have got shot coming in people house, Cole would gotta smothered to death by Big Shirley, Tommy would have gotten Pam pregnant, Pam would have killed Shenanah and when Martin and Gina kept breaking up one of them would have slipped up and had a baby with someone else

glad to see people are using other shows as examples.

 

[ineedpussy]

hell if goodtimes was real james would of never wifed florida. that bitch was ugly

 

[YamoleySensei]

^^^

yo I was thinking about "Good Times" yesterday, too.....

If GT was real life and with James Evans' explosive temper, I guarantee he'd put the hands of god on Florida each time he had a bad day at work or a bad day in general....also JJ and the militant midget would eat a closed fist if they came to the rescue....

and another thing, Thelma would be a gullible project ho....

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

If saved by the bell was real....

They'll be working for screech at Microsoft

 

[Chi-Town Bully]

^^^

yo I was thinking about "Good Times" yesterday, too.....

If GT was real life and with James Evans' explosive temper, I guarantee he'd put the hands of god on Florida each time he had a bad day at work or a bad day in general....also JJ and the militant midget would eat a closed fist if they came to the rescue....

and another thing, Thelma would be a gullible project ho....

Those 2 fuck niggas wouldn't have tried to rescue their mom considering they let Keith smack up Thelma and just watched

 

[illestni99ainne]

If saved by the bell was real....

They'll be working for screech at Microsoft

If saved by the bell was real none of them would be friends. Jocks weren't friends with the nerd. Nerds weren't friends with the popular cheerleader etc...

 

[Splackavelli]

^^^

yo I was thinking about "Good Times" yesterday, too.....

If GT was real life and with James Evans' explosive temper, I guarantee he'd put the hands of god on Florida each time he had a bad day at work or a bad day in general....also JJ and the militant midget would eat a closed fist if they came to the rescue....

and another thing, Thelma would be a gullible project ho....

Those 2 fuck niggas wouldn't have tried to rescue their mom considering they let Keith smack up Thelma and just watched

did that really happen? that must be one of those missing episodes.

 

[Splackavelli]

^^^

yo I was thinking about "Good Times" yesterday, too.....

If GT was real life and with James Evans' explosive temper, I guarantee he'd put the hands of god on Florida each time he had a bad day at work or a bad day in general....also JJ and the militant midget would eat a closed fist if they came to the rescue....

and another thing, Thelma would be a gullible project ho....

Those 2 fuck niggas wouldn't have tried to rescue their mom considering they let Keith smack up Thelma and just watched

did that really happen? that must be one of those missing episodes.

If saved by the bell was real....

They'll be working for screech at Microsoft

If saved by the bell was real none of them would be friends. Jocks weren't friends with the nerd. Nerds weren't friends with the popular cheerleader etc...

yeah in white schools. white schools are more cliqued up and segregated " over there are the jocks, the nerds, the goths etc...."

lol at that scene in 21 jumpstreet when they came back to school and couldn't tell who was who " wtf is that?"

 

[Mally_G]

^^^

yo I was thinking about "Good Times" yesterday, too.....

If GT was real life and with James Evans' explosive temper, I guarantee he'd put the hands of god on Florida each time he had a bad day at work or a bad day in general....also JJ and the militant midget would eat a closed fist if they came to the rescue....

and another thing, Thelma would be a gullible project ho....

Those 2 fuck niggas wouldn't have tried to rescue their mom considering they let Keith smack up Thelma and just watched

did that really happen? that must be one of those missing episodes.

YT blocks the actual video, but the episode is from Season 6, Ep 21

Keith had developed a drinking problem because he couldn't find a job. He was drunk when he did it, more the reason for JJ and Michael should have pounced on his ass. I bet Keith had more power in one leg than JJ and Michael combined, he would have destroyed them if he was sober. Take advantage niggas, take advantage.

If he ran to the door in these days after slapping her, she would have returned fire through the door, ending that argument real quick.

Thelma got Keith back at the end, with a "I owe you something", then slapped him back.