if a gay guy tries to holla at you......

[D0wn]

if a gay guy feels comfortable enough to holla at u .... lmao, u sending off flaming flamingo vibes

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

gotdayum this thread is/was funny as fuck

 

[PanchoYoSancho]

A few months ago, after I got off from working the late shift, I went to HEB (grocery store for you non Texans). I usually get my groceries at night. As I was putting up my grocery cart to leave, I saw this dude sitting in his car with the window down staring at me. Im not 100% he was gay, but he looked suspect. Not an all out eating a pork chop sandwhich with no hands kinda fairy, but the way he was looking at me was like he was in lust. Eyeing me up and down. He drove off before I did, but stopped near the parking lot exit til I got in front of him. I kept looking at him thru my rear view and sure enough, this motherfucker followed me onto the interstate and followed me as I took my exit. I knew at that point he was tailing me (No Homo). My apt has a very dark parking lot and I usually have to park a little ways from my complex, so I didnt want to go there. Instead, I pulled into a 24/7 Exxon right up the street from it. Sure enough, he followed and parked right next to me. He rolled his window down. I carry a knife with me to work for safety, so I rolled down my window and flashed and pointed it at him. I didnt even have to say a word. He drove off quickly. I was legit in fear of my life.

 

[Bcotton5]

A few months ago, after I got off from working the late shift, I went to HEB (grocery store for you non Texans). I usually get my groceries at night. As I was putting up my grocery cart to leave, I saw this dude sitting in his car with the window down staring at me. Im not 100% he was gay, but he looked suspect. Not an all out eating a pork chop sandwhich with no hands kinda fairy, but the way he was looking at me was like he was in lust. Eyeing me up and down. He drove off before I did, but stopped near the parking lot exit til I got in front of him. I kept looking at him thru my rear view and sure enough, this motherfucker followed me onto the interstate and followed me as I took my exit. I knew at that point he was tailing me (No Homo). My apt has a very dark parking lot and I usually have to park a little ways from my complex, so I didnt want to go there. Instead, I pulled into a 24/7 Exxon right up the street from it. Sure enough, he followed and parked right next to me. He rolled his window down. I carry a knife with me to work for safety, so I rolled down my window and flashed and pointed it at him. I didnt even have to say a word. He drove off quickly. I was legit in fear of my life.

he was gonna rape you

 

[alliknowishate]

Somebody else fof pushed this @mods get on your job

 

[PanchoYoSancho]

A few months ago, after I got off from working the late shift, I went to HEB (grocery store for you non Texans). I usually get my groceries at night. As I was putting up my grocery cart to leave, I saw this dude sitting in his car with the window down staring at me. Im not 100% he was gay, but he looked suspect. Not an all out eating a pork chop sandwhich with no hands kinda fairy, but the way he was looking at me was like he was in lust. Eyeing me up and down. He drove off before I did, but stopped near the parking lot exit til I got in front of him. I kept looking at him thru my rear view and sure enough, this motherfucker followed me onto the interstate and followed me as I took my exit. I knew at that point he was tailing me (No Homo). My apt has a very dark parking lot and I usually have to park a little ways from my complex, so I didnt want to go there. Instead, I pulled into a 24/7 Exxon right up the street from it. Sure enough, he followed and parked right next to me. He rolled his window down. I carry a knife with me to work for safety, so I rolled down my window and flashed and pointed it at him. I didnt even have to say a word. He drove off quickly. I was legit in fear of my life.

he was gonna rape you

Not if my knife didn't rape him first. Major No Homo.

 

[felliwonda]

@mindright... Danm yo that's fucked up, shit must have been awkward as hell

 

[felliwonda]

I remember one time back in high school I had got a summer job were my pops used to work at so one day about an hour and a half before the end of my shift they sent a group from our department to go help another group on another side of the place building was like on the other side didn't even know it existed. ( I was lucky cause that department I worked for was nothing but ladies mature but a lot of em were lookin right so I was licking my chops especially in high school) so we get there and they sent me to work with some older dude there philipino dude and he started making regular conversational least I thought I was just answering this fag a bunch of questions cause I didn't peep wat he was doing plus am trying to get work done and be out and out of nowhere this mf pops out with some gay ass shit I just stood there confused af I didn't say anything just gave this look like yo don't fucking talk to me man thinking did this mf just say that gay shit to me ol grown ass man I was heated yo I guess he noticed and didn't speak one more word... Shit is straight weird, disrespectful and just out right terrible... I went back to my pops and told him to tell those people never send me there again dude was laughing but knowing him he would have started a fight with this mf. Tuuuurrrble smh

 

[harry knucklez]

A few months ago, after I got off from working the late shift, I went to HEB (grocery store for you non Texans). I usually get my groceries at night. As I was putting up my grocery cart to leave, I saw this dude sitting in his car with the window down staring at me. Im not 100% he was gay, but he looked suspect. Not an all out eating a pork chop sandwhich with no hands kinda fairy, but the way he was looking at me was like he was in lust. Eyeing me up and down. He drove off before I did, but stopped near the parking lot exit til I got in front of him. I kept looking at him thru my rear view and sure enough, this motherfucker followed me onto the interstate and followed me as I took my exit. I knew at that point he was tailing me (No Homo). My apt has a very dark parking lot and I usually have to park a little ways from my complex, so I didnt want to go there. Instead, I pulled into a 24/7 Exxon right up the street from it. Sure enough, he followed and parked right next to me. He rolled his window down. I carry a knife with me to work for safety, so I rolled down my window and flashed and pointed it at him. I didnt even have to say a word. He drove off quickly. I was legit in fear of my life.

he was gonna rape you

Not if my knife didn't rape him first. Major No Homo.

You should've had a gun because if he had one, you would've been screwed.

 

[808HiLife808]

 

[FlightKing]

I remember one time back in high school I had got a summer job were my pops used to work at so one day about an hour and a half before the end of my shift they sent a group from our department to go help another group on another side of the place building was like on the other side didn't even know it existed. ( I was lucky cause that department I worked for was nothing but ladies mature but a lot of em were lookin right so I was licking my chops especially in high school) so we get there and they sent me to work with some older dude there philipino dude and he started making regular conversational least I thought I was just answering this fag a bunch of questions cause I didn't peep wat he was doing plus am trying to get work done and be out and out of nowhere this mf pops out with some gay ass shit I just stood there confused af I didn't say anything just gave this look like yo don't fucking talk to me man thinking did this mf just say that gay shit to me ol grown ass man I was heated yo I guess he noticed and didn't speak one more word... Shit is straight weird, disrespectful and just out right terrible... I went back to my pops and told him to tell those people never send me there again dude was laughing but knowing him he would have started a fight with this mf. Tuuuurrrble smh

Looks like a paragraph but this shit is literally 2 sentences and barely readable. If the gay dude won't do it, somebody else needs to help you break your thoughts up with punctuation and transitions.

 

[felliwonda]

@FlightKing... Hey man sorry I'm not a writing expert but I hope I got my point across... That kind of experience is wack I guess it depends on the person how they approached you and how you feel... I felt awkward and disrespected.

 

[FlightKing]

I see...well I read it and got the point for the most part. The experience sounds pretty wack. If you would've beat him, it would kinda be understandable. Good you kept your cool.

 

[So ILL]

I remember one time back in high school I had got a summer job were my pops used to work at so one day about an hour and a half before the end of my shift they sent a group from our department to go help another group on another side of the place building was like on the other side didn't even know it existed. ( I was lucky cause that department I worked for was nothing but ladies mature but a lot of em were lookin right so I was licking my chops especially in high school) so we get there and they sent me to work with some older dude there philipino dude and he started making regular conversational least I thought I was just answering this fag a bunch of questions cause I didn't peep wat he was doing plus am trying to get work done and be out and out of nowhere this mf pops out with some gay ass shit I just stood there confused af I didn't say anything just gave this look like yo don't fucking talk to me man thinking did this mf just say that gay shit to me ol grown ass man I was heated yo I guess he noticed and didn't speak one more word... Shit is straight weird, disrespectful and just out right terrible... I went back to my pops and told him to tell those people never send me there again dude was laughing but knowing him he would have started a fight with this mf. Tuuuurrrble smh

Looks like a paragraph but this shit is literally 2 sentences and barely readable. If the gay dude won't do it, somebody else needs to help you break your thoughts up with punctuation and transitions.

Thought I was the only one that had trouble reading that. Nigga was typing with anxiety thinking about that memory lol.

 

[semi-auto-mato]

since when did it become a compliment for a gay dude to try and holla at a straight dude? listen im not saying y'all should beat the nigga up but seriously a compliment? think of the shit in hetereo terms....u make a eye contact with a chick. u get a vibe from her. u go spit game and pull her in. basically y'all make eye contact with a dude. give off a vibe and then he comes and spits game at ur ass. wtf is wrong wit y'all.

 

[felliwonda]

@"So ILL"... Lol I guess man all I know is that shit was weird af, I was a youngin and fuck it u live and you learn.

 

[OmegaConflict]

Please lock this shit

 

[KingFreeman]

Get that shit all the time working these clubs. They getting more blatant. Had one dude talking bout "I'm scared to go to the washroom in the basement if I don't come back up in a couple minutes you have to come get

Didn't even say nothing just hit him with the bun b.

 

[So ILL]

Get that shit all the time working these clubs. They getting more blatant. Had one dude talking bout "I'm scared to go to the washroom in the basement if I don't come back up in a couple minutes you have to come get

Didn't even say nothing just hit him with the bun b.

Wow lmao.

I'd a been like, "if you don't take your adult-ass on..."

 

[Bcotton5]

A few months ago, after I got off from working the late shift, I went to HEB (grocery store for you non Texans). I usually get my groceries at night. As I was putting up my grocery cart to leave, I saw this dude sitting in his car with the window down staring at me. Im not 100% he was gay, but he looked suspect. Not an all out eating a pork chop sandwhich with no hands kinda fairy, but the way he was looking at me was like he was in lust. Eyeing me up and down. He drove off before I did, but stopped near the parking lot exit til I got in front of him. I kept looking at him thru my rear view and sure enough, this motherfucker followed me onto the interstate and followed me as I took my exit. I knew at that point he was tailing me (No Homo). My apt has a very dark parking lot and I usually have to park a little ways from my complex, so I didnt want to go there. Instead, I pulled into a 24/7 Exxon right up the street from it. Sure enough, he followed and parked right next to me. He rolled his window down. I carry a knife with me to work for safety, so I rolled down my window and flashed and pointed it at him. I didnt even have to say a word. He drove off quickly. I was legit in fear of my life.

he was gonna rape you

Not if my knife didn't rape him first. Major No Homo.

Yea i would let my 9 blow his back out