I Want To Play A Game!

[Splackavelli]

"tell yo daddy to comb his hair. it looks like a bunch of spiders on top of his head having a meeting!"

 

[illestni99ainne]

Hey man go to hell for posting that!

 

[smp4life]

You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*.

The leads are weak.

"The leads are weak." The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...

What's your name?

Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.

Glengarry Glenrose. So many quotables in that one.

 

[smp4life]

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

Network.

 

[farris2k1]

One ass-whooping, but they still won.

How you figure that?

Look around you, man.They own this shit.

They own this couch you sitting on, them shoes on your feet...

...this building, this school, this country, you!

We're behind enemy lines, dog. One beat-down will never compare to 439 years of captivity. Never. You don't know shit, freshman...

Higher learning

 

[Cleveland7venty6]

"Who are you?"

"La plume de ma tante." (my aunts pen.) That means that who it is, is irrelevant.

will yall stop bullshittin and answer mine?

Didn't see this but this is exorcist right?

Thank you.

 

[Splackavelli]

"tell yo daddy to comb his hair. it looks like a bunch of spiders on top of his head having a meeting!"

So y'all not playing the game anymore?

 

[Cleveland7venty6]

"I PAID FOR THIS! You put a quarter on the counter and I might give you a little scoop of these mash potatoes or something."

 

[Fly society513]

"I PAID FOR THIS! You put a quarter on the counter and I might give you a little scoop of these mash potatoes or something."

Barbershop

"And you....... You don't have the fuckin balls man, to get a piece of that big black ass, you don't have the paulini's"

"tell yo daddy to comb his hair. it looks like a bunch of spiders on top of his head having a meeting!"

Friday

 

[trilladelic]

You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.

You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!

 

[Cleveland7venty6]

I dont care if the muthafuckin house is burning down! If the fire department come and i ask them how you know my house was on fire and they say we got a call from your wife, I'll kick yo muthafuckin ass!

 

[gh0st]

You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.

You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!

Stepbrothers lol them niggas was going at each other's neck

 

[gh0st]

You know what he's saying right now? Black bastard can't throw me out!" You know where he's saying it?.. Out in the parking lot.

 

[trilladelic]

I dont care if the muthafuckin house is burning down! If the fire department come and i ask them how you know my house was on fire and they say we got a call from your wife, I'll kick yo muthafuckin ass!

Eddie Murphy's Raw

Lily-anne....

 

[trilladelic]

It's obvious that little Miss Mary has never been off the city block.

[holds up napkin, which has "Wrecka Stow" written on it]

What is that? Some new language?

Read it. Do you know what it is?

It's nothing, you ninny. And you know it, but you won't confess it because you're such a coward.

It is something, something you don't know, and you won't confess that because *you're* a coward!

This is silly, and you're a child!

I go to dinner without my father's permission.

Now, read it aloud so we can all hear how

knowledgeable you are!

Wrecka stow.

Do you know what it is?

Wrecka stow, wrecka stow, it's nothing!

It is something. Come on, say it again louder.

Wrecka stow.

Louder!

Wrecka stow! I give up. What is it?

If you wanted to buy a Sam Cook album, where would you go?

[Rolls eyes] The wrecka stow.

 

[Splackavelli]

You know what he's saying right now? Black bastard can't throw me out!" You know where he's saying it?.. Out in the parking lot.

Lean on me

 

[Splackavelli]

Now I'm gonna kill your Mexican friend here.....

I'm Cuban B!

Yes , Yes !it's Cuban B! It's Cuban B!

 

[Splackavelli]

You know what he's saying right now? Black bastard can't throw me out!" You know where he's saying it?.. Out in the parking lot.

Lean on me

 

[numbaz...80's baby]

"Did he just like slap that ass, or did he like grab and hold on to it?"

 

[illestni99ainne]

Now I'm gonna kill your Mexican friend here.....

I'm Cuban B!

Yes , Yes !it's Cuban B! It's Cuban B!

Halfbaked