I Want To Play A Game!

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trilladelic;9259943 said:
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

Agent smith (matrix)

One of my favorite lines
 
"Why the fuck would I blow up the chik fil A? Its fuckin delicious"

"You just got killed by a daewoo lanos muthafucka..how you like me now?"

*gunshot*

"gross"
 


Bullfights. Bull hockey. Do you like this? The bull is stabbed, prodded, beaten. The bull is wounded. The bull is tired before the matador ever steps into the ring. Now, is that victory? Of course it is. Want to know the secret to winning? Creative sportsmanship. In other words..

One has to rig the game.


#1Just for my own edification, I offered you fifty. Why'd you say no?

#2 I'm not a greedy man. Not looking to get rich quick. Besides, fifty thousand is a lot for what you wanted me to find out. Could just as well put a bullet in my head as cough it up, see? But ten? Ten thousand is civilized. Ten is something we both can live with.

#1 Ten might still be too much.

#2 You'd kill me over ten thousand dollars? You wouldn't dare. You wouldn't dare.

[leaves]

#1 [whispers] Yes, I would.


 
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DWO;9259618 said:
I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Pulp Fiction
 
"I wanna thank you for helping me out back there Jesus.

Who the fuck is Jesus? That's what the man called back there didn't he?

No. He said hey Zeus"

You never met a black man named Zeus before?"
 
illestni99ainne;9259521 said:
DWO;9259516 said:
Oh You a rapper? Well I got a rap for yo ass...

Ya running round town like a faggot in heat,

Me and my boys can't be beat

Wherever you go, we can smell you like gas,

And we're gonna kick your fucking asss!!!

You got your silly ass trapped in an icebox,

With no place to goooo-ooooooo!!

House Party just was watching that like 2 days ago

I should've known it was house party because the "we're gonna kick your fucking ass!!!"
 
Beta;9260182 said:
"Why the fuck would I blow up the chik fil A? Its fuckin delicious"

"You just got killed by a daewoo lanos muthafucka..how you like me now?"

*gunshot*

"gross"

Harold and kumar escape from Guantanamo bay.
 

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