I got a story to tell

[robdaze151]

I will.

Not sure whether i want my next story to be about pussy, fights, drugs, college life or gang wars.

 

[Kushington]

How about a story about fighting a gang war in college over drugs and pussy?

 

[robdaze151]

sorry but unfortunately my stories don't intetwine like that

sure there were lots of drugs and pussy in college. but the entire campus labeled me "the kickboxing UFC nigga" so not even the gangs would fight me

 

[Rual]

sorry but unfortunately my stories don't intetwine like that
sure there were lots of drugs and pussy in college. but the entire campus labeled me "the kickboxing UFC nigga" so not even the gangs would fight me

ssssmh....fuk type a gangs waaaaas in that citty???

whre u go 2 school, Nova scotiaa nigga?? Maine???

the gangz in ur city wear'd lettered jaackets and breaak into sssong spontaneoulsssly snappin they fingersss

niggaz wit gunz scared of kaarate niggaaz now sshit

 

[robdaze151]

lol Here's a tidbit of info for you. gangstas don't typically go to college and when they do they leave their guns at home. Never took karate a day in my life but i have throttled many gang members. I just never had to fight in college. which is a good thing really.

and for the record if i really gave a fuck about what a nigga named Raul thought I'd name my dog that shit just to give me a reason to beat it.

 

[rooster_cogburn]

lol. good story my nigga. you got another one?

 

[CM007]

ssssmh....fuk type a gangs waaaaas in that citty???

whre u go 2 school, Nova scotiaa nigga?? Maine???

the gangz in ur city wear'd lettered jaackets and breaak into sssong spontaneoulsssly snappin they fingersss

niggaz wit gunz scared of kaarate niggaaz now sshit

them niggas was scared he was going to kick the bullets back at them

 

[robdaze151]

I don't kick bullets I dodge them.

..........that's another story

 

[HipHopFiend91]

wtf did i just read

 

[Knives Amilli]

^^^^^
*nigga still wishing he made it to the league post*

I was ranked #800 out of Point guards in the country, b.

I SHOULD BE WHERE DERRICK ROSE IS GODDAMNIT

 

[-Vincenzo-]

doesnt sound like it was the first time that hoe got fucked in under an hour, just sayin...if you wanna brag about something like that at least get a chick that hard to get, braggin about hoodrats is like braggin about knockin out 110 pounds wimp ass niggas, everyone can do it.

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

post more stuff i wont read bro comeon

 

[robdaze151]

^^^^^^^

do i detect a hint of sanity in that post?

Someone's been taking their meds

good for you mija

muy bien

doesnt sound like it was the first time that hoe got fucked in under an hour, just sayin...if you wanna brag about something like that at least get a chick that hard to get, braggin about hoodrats is like braggin about knockin out 110 pounds wimp ass niggas, everyone can do it.

you're right bragging about getting pussy is like beating up weaklings. what do you weigh, a buck 10? I'm sure nobody has bragged about throttling your ass in a scuffle.

If I wanted to brag I'd tell a story about my fashion modeling, bitch of an ex-girlfriend or one of the other bad brauds i might've bedded.

But I for one don't find pussy worth bragging about seeing how everyone should be getting it. No my measly friend, i put it up cause the shit always made me laugh as well as others who found it entertaining. Someone recently told me I should start writing again hence me getting a little practice in.

nothing more nothing less. It's all for shits and giggles and not for in depth analysis. Besides that's a girl trait and i wouldn't recomend it.

 

[nex gin]

ssssmh....fuk type a gangs waaaaas in that citty???

whre u go 2 school, Nova scotiaa nigga?? Maine???

the gangz in ur city wear'd lettered jaackets and breaak into sssong spontaneoulsssly snappin they fingersss

niggaz wit gunz scared of kaarate niggaaz now sshit

ayo...this shit right here got me dying over here.

 

[-Vincenzo-]

^^^^^^^
do i detect a hint of sanity in that post?
Someone's been taking their meds
good for you mija

muy bien

you're right bragging about getting pussy is like beating up weaklings. what do you weigh, a buck 10? I'm sure nobody has bragged about throttling your ass in a scuffle.
If I wanted to brag I'd tell a story about my fashion modeling, bitch of an ex-girlfriend or one of the other bad brauds i might've bedded.
But I for one don't find pussy worth bragging about seeing how everyone should be getting it. No my measly friend, i put it up cause the shit always made me laugh as well as others who found it entertaining. Someone recently told me I should start writing again hence me getting a little practice in.
nothing more nothing less. It's all for shits and giggles and not for in depth analysis. Besides that's a girl trait and i wouldn't recomend it.

so nigga what was the point of your story then? i dont see what was so funny bout it to be honest, hoe said niggas from your hood have little dicks *no homo* you said no and fucked her. cool story bro.

lol @ nigga talkin bout his fashion modeling bitch, 1st of all 90% of them look like they anorexic, 2nd i doubt that bitch even was a full time career model, but well thats another story...

all bullshit aside nigga if you really want to start writing go on a board for writers and read a book or two about it

 

[robdaze151]

okay I'll get right on that deer

I really have no rebuttal for 110 lbs, Jeeter lookin niggas named Vincenzo........

But i sure as hell will try

You obviously get that the story was suppose to be funny or entertaining. If you didn't find it so, cool, no one's forcing you to post in this thread except that voice in your head that should be telling you to buy a bigger shirt, kill ya barber and that you will not win here.

now.....

 

[ms.jones]

I liked your story...fascinating tale of a young man and his penis....those stories are always entertaining. :tu

 

[MeTaL]

I liked your story...fascinating tale of a young man and his penis....those stories are always entertaining. :tu

.............

 

[ms.jones]

.............

LOL!!! Got a few minutes before I get ready for school...bout to call you.

 

[robdaze151]

I liked your story...fascinating tale of a young man and his penis....those stories are always entertaining. :tu

I know right. It's a gripping tale of a youngman thrown into complicated situation with nothing more than his dick and quick wits to get him out.

A movie by Pixar is currently in the works along with action figures and lunch pails.

I will make sure to express mail you a copy of this cinematic masterpiece when it's done.