Man, when I was in high school, I hollered at this bad ass chick. She was pretty much the finest chick I hollered at in high school. My first cousin was living at my grandmother and I told him about the chick. My grandmother overheard and told me the chick was my second cousin. I mean I was glad my grandmother told me before shit progressed too far, but damn it was fucked up. The worst part was that this dude I knew started hollerin at her later and thought it was funny to come back and tell me everything he was doing to her. Nigga was like "Damn, your cousin likes when I put one of her legs up on my shoulder while I'm fuckin her." I couldn't even come back to that. What could I say? "Yeah, well I could have been fuckin her like that too if she wasn't my cousin." That shit would have been disgraceful.