How yall feel about mothers taking their sons to the barber shop..

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Some of the funniest stories I've heard in the barber shop have occurred IMMEDIATELY after a mother & son leave out the shop....lol

 
My barber is my brother in law, so I'm able to swerve around going to the barbershop. When I can just get faded & bladed at my sister's house, that's the GOAT
 
Real men don't let other men cut their hair and touch their head....Pause. - Dame Dash

I don't see anything wrong with it for single women. It has to be done. Women in relationships and married shouldn't unless the man is unable to for some reason.
 
Seen a lil chick bring her son to a barbershop in Maryland. I could tell she did that often cause the barber had the aura that he's obviously fucking her. I could tell it wasn't his kid cause when the child misbehaved she Mike Tyson punched out that lil nigga and the whole shop was like cotdamn @-)

She had a nice jab too.
 
gns;8174906 said:
Seen a lil chick bring her son to a barbershop in Maryland. I could tell she did that often cause the barber had the aura that he's obviously fucking her. I could tell it wasn't his kid cause when the child misbehaved she Mike Tyson punched out that lil nigga and the whole shop was like cotdamn @-)

She had a nice jab too.

pics of said chick por favor?
 
Its women going in and out my barber shop all the time, so I didn't think nothing of it. But in a way I think I see why it might be a issue. My barbershop have this fat bitch named ReRe who do hair. She also had a reputation for hooking up the silkiest perms so he had a lot of pimp clientele.

I pulled up on time and seen this bad white bitch(should've already rung an alarm) just walked out the donut shop next door. At that point I ain't had a shape up in like 2 weeks because I was busy plus i had just left the gym, so I was lookin a lil rough but I'm white girl handsome so I gave her the eye anyway. She gave one back and startedpushin up on me real aggressive likecallin me all kinda sexy asking to see my abs and shit. I told her I was gonna get chopped, so I needed to go inside and stake my place in line and I'll be right back. For about 15 seconds I was feeling real good about myself. Real young fly and flashy.

Nigga, I walked in that bitch and seen none other than Sugafree in ReRe chair getting his shit whipped and I put 2 and 2 together...

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Inglewood_B;8175052 said:
Its women going in and out my barber shop all the time, so I didn't think nothing of it. But in a way I think I see why it might be a issue. My barbershop have this fat bitch named ReRe who do hair. She also had a reputation for booking up the silliest perms so he had a lot of pimp clientele.

I pulled up on time and seen this bad white bitch(should've already rung an alarm) just walked out the donut shop next door. At that point I ain't had a shape up in like 2 weeks because I was busy plus i had just left the gym, so I was lookin a lil rough but I'm white girl handsome so I gave her the eye anyway. She gave one back and startedpushin up on me real aggressive likecallin me all kinda sexy asking to see my abs and shit. I told her I was gonna get chopped, so I needed to go inside and stake my place in line and I'll be right back. For about 15 seconds I was feeling real good about myself. Real young fly and flashy.

Nigga, I walked in that bitch and seen none other than Sugafree in ReRe chair getting his shit whipped and I put 2 and 2 together...

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Comedy
 
don't know what barbershops y'all go to, but shops I been going to since i was a youngster are full of crooks, thieves, pimps, street harassers, degenerates, and ppl of ill repute... the fuck a chick want to go in there for anyway?
 
Brother_Five;8175090 said:
don't know what barbershops y'all go to, but shops I been going to since i was a youngster are full of crooks, thieves, pimps, street harassers, degenerates, and ppl of ill repute... the fuck a chick want to go in there for anyway?

Depends on who is running the shop.

My barber is the owner who got his license in his time warp. So he keeps it semi civil to not mess up business, and they still be zonin haha
 
My grandpas been a barber since the 60s, he's 80 years old and still works at his shop, so yeah my mom would take me sometimes.

But when I was in elementary school my mom had gotten mad at him about my dad. My mom was the petty type that if she was mad at a family member we weren't allowed to see them.

So me and brothers hair starts getting crazy so my mom being a women on her how-hard-can-haircut-be-imma-female-I-can-do-it-to-feminist-bullshit decides to cut us up. Yo I swear she gave us the worst haircut in the history of mankind, shit was in patches, some parts were to the skin and line up was crooked all over. We live in Arizona so it's hot as hell but me and my older bro for two weeks straight wore these thick ass 49ers jackets that had hoodies so we could hide are hair at school. I swear to god the first day the teacher was like please take of your hoodie, I wasn't the bad ass type so I took of the hoodie and hit her with that sad look she let me put it back on no questions asked Lololol
 
SuperSoaker;8175311 said:
My grandpas been a barber since the 60s, he's 80 years old and still works at his shop, so yeah my mom would take me sometimes.

But when I was in elementary school my mom had gotten mad at him about my dad. My mom was the petty type that if she was mad at a family member we weren't allowed to see them.

So me and brothers hair starts getting crazy so my mom being a women on her how-hard-can-haircut-be-imma-female-I-can-do-it-to-feminist-bullshit decides to cut us up. Yo I swear she gave us the worst haircut in the history of mankind, shit was in patches, some parts were to the skin and line up was crooked all over. We live in Arizona so it's hot as hell but me and my older bro for two weeks straight wore these thick ass 49ers jackets that had hoodies so we could hide are hair at school. I swear to god the first day the teacher was like please take of your hoodie, I wasn't the bad ass type so I took of the hoodie and hit her with that sad look she let me put it back on no questions asked Lololol

nigga took off that hoodie and was like

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i ro ny;8175419 said:
SuperSoaker;8175311 said:
My grandpas been a barber since the 60s, he's 80 years old and still works at his shop, so yeah my mom would take me sometimes.

But when I was in elementary school my mom had gotten mad at him about my dad. My mom was the petty type that if she was mad at a family member we weren't allowed to see them.

So me and brothers hair starts getting crazy so my mom being a women on her how-hard-can-haircut-be-imma-female-I-can-do-it-to-feminist-bullshit decides to cut us up. Yo I swear she gave us the worst haircut in the history of mankind, shit was in patches, some parts were to the skin and line up was crooked all over. We live in Arizona so it's hot as hell but me and my older bro for two weeks straight wore these thick ass 49ers jackets that had hoodies so we could hide are hair at school. I swear to god the first day the teacher was like please take of your hoodie, I wasn't the bad ass type so I took of the hoodie and hit her with that sad look she let me put it back on no questions asked Lololol

nigga took off that hoodie and was like

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BUSTED OUT LAUGHIN AT WORK!

SHYT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD!
 
When I was about 12, my older brother used to cut my hair. He eventually moved out and my shit started getting ridiculously nappy. My momma worked all day and didn't have time to take me to the shop. So I DECIDE I'm gonna take my little $20 and go to the closest hair place in the neighborhood, which happened to be supercuts (and all white place BTW). Mind you, I didn't understand the difference between white & black barbers at the time. I was just tired of having a fro in middle school.

Man them cacs fucked my hair ALL THE WAY up. Ppl at school laughing at me lol. Nigga tried to be independent for the 1st time and ended up with a chilli bowl. From that point on I STAY in the barbershop. Its not even a question
 
my ex is a barber and he cuts our son's hair. I have never stepped foot in his shop. Any of the three he has had--he forbade me. He says it's not a lady's place.

 
I see single mother types go to the shop, some of them turned butch studs and they get fades with their sons too. lol

Mostly it be hoodrat single moms that be in the shop because they have some chick doing their hair and nails occasionally.
 
My pops took me the same Haitian barbershop for years. I still go this day. Anyway its a mans cave. When i have a son imma take him to the barbershop. Keep that tradition alive.
 
Yo, to this day there's a barber shop I can't go into..... lol it's like a million miles away but shit is still hilarious...

When I was doing sales, this thick ass white girl started working with us, and her husband was a barber... This nigga wife was fucking everything BUT me, yet this nigga heavily suspected me,

Even one of his boys who cut hair there was fucking his wife, I knew the dude cuz we used to work together, and he didn't even suspect him...

Shit was hilarious, my boy would go there, and all this nigga would do was complain about him thinking his wife was fucking me...

I mean. She was cool peoples, we were teamed up on the sales shit... she would pick me up when I had car troubles, and once she brought me mad groceries , but I never touched the chick,.

I never understood that shit
 

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