How to definitely NOT get pussy

[Rey Negro]

So instead of writing threads asking how to get pussy, we should read and study internet tutorials on how to be mysterious and aloof to get pussy? SMH @ niggas who read study guides for dating.

JUST BE. ZEN.

If you really didn't give a fuck about a woman's opinion, you wouldn't be promoting some fuck ass PUA article because no fuck would've been given in the first place.

 

[-Vincenzo-]

So instead of writing threads asking how to get pussy, we should read and study internet tutorials on how to be mysterious and aloof to get pussy? SMH @ niggas who read study guides for dating.

JUST BE. ZEN.

If you really didn't give a fuck about a woman's opinion of you, you wouldn't be promoting some fuck ass PUA article because no fuck would've been given in the first place.

i fully agree with you, that's why i made it clear, i'm not into pua stuff, but if this article helps someone than so be it. jus like some girls should read this book called "the rules" or what it is called, if it helps them, more power to tutorials and what not...

 

[fiat_money]

So instead of writing threads asking how to get pussy, we should read and study internet tutorials on how to be mysterious and aloof to get pussy? SMH @ niggas who read study guides for dating...

Real shit.

Like some non-pussy-getting-ass-nigga is going to read a guide and be swimming in vaginal fluid.

If it worked like that, non-pussy-getting-ass-niggas wouldn't exist in the first place.

Or they'd at least be an endangered species.

 

[Rey Negro]

i fully agree with you, that's why i made it clear, i'm not into pua stuff, but if this article helps someone than so be it. jus like some girls should read this book called "the rules" or what it is called, if it helps them, more power to tutorials and what not...

Its not gonna help them. Chicks gonna smell they green ass from a mile away.

 

[-Vincenzo-]

Real shit.

Like some non-pussy-getting-ass-nigga is going to read a guide and be swimming in vaginal fluid.

If it worked like that, non-pussy-getting-ass-niggas wouldn't exist in the first place.

Or they'd at least be an endangered species.

Its not gonna help them. Chicks gonna smell they green ass from a mile away.

sad but true

Lol at vince lookin like donald faison tho

you tryin too hard bro...

 

[ROFL.GUY]

ts/ obviously has read the "crashcourse"

it works too

 

[cool amp]

I'm tired of seeing loser niggas makin threads, like the one about "recounting chances to hook up". Step your self-esteem game up niggas, stop chasin pussy like it was a prize and you have to be thankful for every chance some girl lets you touch hers...

I'm not into that pick up mistery bullshit but this is some shit, that looks sensible. Read it and begin your new non-loser lifestyle and stop annoying me with your lame threads.

http://www.theplayersociety.com/articles/i-am-the-prize.html

girls should be thankful, if you even talk to them - write that on your bathroom mirror so you read it every day before you leave the house son.

i didnt read all of that, but it sure looks complicated. you never know whats going on inside of a bytch's mind at any given time, so why dont you just ask her can you have some puzzy? she just might say yes. & you dont have to be shythead about it when you ask her for some puzzy either. but on the flip side you dont need to be ralph tresvantin' it on some ol' sensitivity bullshyt, biting your tongue out of fear that you might say the wrong thing and rub her the wrong way. because you cant talk your way into some puzzy. you can only talk your way out of some puzzy. she already knows from the moment yall meet if shes gonna give you some puzzy or not, and aint shyt you can do about it. so just ask her my nygga. yall make this shyt way harder than it needs to be.

 

[IamtheVILLE]

damn im 41 and still need help gettin some pussy. plz somebody help me.

 

[King Erauno]

i didnt read all of that, but it sure looks complicated. you never know whats going on inside of a bytch's mind at any given time, so why dont you just ask her can you have some puzzy? she just might say yes. & you dont have to be shythead about it when you ask her for some puzzy either. but on the flip side you dont need to be ralph tresvantin' it on some ol' sensitivity bullshyt, biting your tongue out of fear that you might say the wrong thing and rub her the wrong way. because you cant talk your way into some puzzy. you can only talk your way out of some puzzy. she already knows from the moment yall meet if shes gonna give you some puzzy or not, and aint shyt you can do about it. so just ask her my nygga. yall make this shyt way harder than it needs to be.

thats all that needs to be said here. your mouth is your most powerful tool when meeting a woman, fellas.

 

[Shuffington]

Neil Strauss is a goat writer

 

[BelovedAfeni]

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one of my faves

 

[damobb2deep]

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lol.............

gwaf!!!!!!!

 

[Mdizzle9000]

I dont need all of those instructions to get pussy my dude

 

[Hypernova]

it's not that complicated

really

 

[L.I.P.]

Thread is funny but first post is true

 

[earth two superman]

Step 1. Be dink

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