How to Become Respected on the IC?

[sully]

I didn't even write that much in school.

It's proof that you (me) shouldn't be drinking coffee at 1:30am. lol

 

[Gold_Certificate]

Pick an attractive female poster, and then post images of her naked body.

That's the only way.

 

[playmaker88]

ingratiate yourself and try real hard... (no sarcasm)

 

[Purr]

Eh?! Im the most hated. I cant give advice unless u want to be hated like me

 

[sully]

Respect on here?

That's easy. Act hard, dis white folk at every turn even though you have bi-racial kids. Then hide in your car and lock the door like a little bitch when you are confronted.

From what I have seen that will get people to vote you poster of the year.

Honestly if I was respected by half these faggots on here I would kill myself because it would mean I must have sustained some sort of brain damage.

you mean posts like:

Nigga, I hate white people so much, I even hate my mixed kids. I only parent their black half. That means feeding them half the time, taking care of them half the time, and making 'em sleep for half the time.

I even claim only half of them on income tax and don't even declare my baby-mama b/c devil's aren't human. All my tax papers read "One father, no mother, half-son, and half-daughter".

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

smash @covet

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Take online courses on how to post the perfect titangraphs

 

[huey]

So let me get this straight.

You have been posting here for sometime, and have placed thought into how you can turn yourself into a respected member of an internet forum filled with people you'll probably never meet in real life, never have any real interpersonal contact with, and never see again? And if you or they stopped posting tomorrow, no one here would realistically give a shit about or shed a tear about?

That's who you want respect from? That's what you likely took time out of your real existence for?

I mean, let's be real. If I stopped posting tomorrow, no one would give two shits. They'd read about my death or maybe notice I haven't posted in a while, think to themselves "he was a good poster" or "he was a shitty poster", and then forget about me just as fast as they remembered me for that split second.

The same applies to you, nigga.

And to boost, you not only post on a forum asking for how you can gain respect, but you do it by doing 3 things that would make no one respect you.

1. You want to join an already existent movement. Which is nothing more than a gimmick. If you honestly think anyone who says they are hard on hoes is really hard on hoes, then it's b/c they can't even get a hoe, let alone a real girl.

2. You want to start an e-beef with one of the accounts on here. E-beef will do exactly what? If you aren't even a relevant poster on this board, do you really think someone's gonna waste their time responding to your beef, especially if you're not exposing them? If you don't have information on someone that can expose them as a bitch-ass nigga in real life, or don't have enough etherous carnage against someone to bring the towers a third time, then you don't have shit on anyone. And will only proceed to be mocked on these boards.

3. Simping really is pathetic. Nothing against Kai, or Pico, etc. Some of the girls here, if they really are putting their real pictures up, are pretty damn good-looking. But to go simping girls that either 1) have men in their lives that aren't looking for respect on internet forums, or 2) probably live so far from you that just going to see them would be such an pathetic attempt at pussy, that you might as well carve a big L in your forehead and instragram that for the world to see.

Seriously, i'm telling you for your own sake...if one of your actual goals is to become a respected member of this board, then please log off. Get some sleep. And then go outside b/c the there's a world beyond your computer screen.

all this typing for a troll thread

 

[Dr. Stitch]

How do you plan on using this newfound ic respect if your plans go thru?

 

[Disciplined InSight]

The T/S respect level is in the negative in real life.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

So let me get this straight.

You have been posting here for sometime, and have placed thought into how you can turn yourself into a respected member of an internet forum filled with people you'll probably never meet in real life, never have any real interpersonal contact with, and never see again? And if you or they stopped posting tomorrow, no one here would realistically give a shit about or shed a tear about?

That's who you want respect from? That's what you likely took time out of your real existence for?

I mean, let's be real. If I stopped posting tomorrow, no one would give two shits. They'd read about my death or maybe notice I haven't posted in a while, think to themselves "he was a good poster" or "he was a shitty poster", and then forget about me just as fast as they remembered me for that split second.

The same applies to you, nigga.

And to boost, you not only post on a forum asking for how you can gain respect, but you do it by doing 3 things that would make no one respect you.

1. You want to join an already existent movement. Which is nothing more than a gimmick. If you honestly think anyone who says they are hard on hoes is really hard on hoes, then it's b/c they can't even get a hoe, let alone a real girl.

2. You want to start an e-beef with one of the accounts on here. E-beef will do exactly what? If you aren't even a relevant poster on this board, do you really think someone's gonna waste their time responding to your beef, especially if you're not exposing them? If you don't have information on someone that can expose them as a bitch-ass nigga in real life, or don't have enough etherous carnage against someone to bring the towers a third time, then you don't have shit on anyone. And will only proceed to be mocked on these boards.

3. Simping really is pathetic. Nothing against Kai, or Pico, etc. Some of the girls here, if they really are putting their real pictures up, are pretty damn good-looking. But to go simping girls that either 1) have men in their lives that aren't looking for respect on internet forums, or 2) probably live so far from you that just going to see them would be such an pathetic attempt at pussy, that you might as well carve a big L in your forehead and instragram that for the world to see.

Seriously, i'm telling you for your own sake...if one of your actual goals is to become a respected member of this board, then please log off. Get some sleep. And then go outside b/c the there's a world beyond your computer screen.

...looks like someone took the course I was talkin about.

 

[waterproof]

FUCK WHAT EVERYBODY thinks about you and be you,...... Post what you feel, how you feel and Post what you want...

 

[IceManKam]

Solid posts with about 2-3 different standpoints... I'll take em all into consideration

 

[Ajackson17]

If you that dude than it all comes easy. Quit impressing these dudes and be you. Thats why niggas bow to the god. Respect!

 

[DetroitPlayaa]

This thread is proof that it's already too late..

 

[Shizlansky]

Just don't take a pic of you and tour cell mate hugging, and say all was just joking around.

That's what to do.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Kammie I respect you!

 

[tha bause]

Come on killa kam you should already know how to get computers putin'

 

[NIKE...]

Just be you

Real recognize real

i hope you were being sarcastic b..all the pop posters are fake as hell

But uhh what i noticed is

#1 you have to get a few niggas to start cosigning you and being your cheerleader..when other posters see that, like all lemmings they will follow

#2 have to have a recognizable shtick..plap is a fake ass hood nigga..folks who never really spend time in the streets see him as their go to guy for hood shit but real street niggas know the truth..kai is the resident "intellectual"..sanchez/conflict are the father and son team..cb manages to type long drawn out novels about his greatness and everyone else inferiority, charlie danger has those lips and tits and can be quite etherous at times, pico is a random ass chick that says random shit..her being light skinned helps..its a couple others but you get my point..have a recognizable gimmick

#3 devote majority of your time posting here..niggas dont respect low post counts and sparadic posting around here

#4 agree agree agree..cosign any and every post made by pop posters..by default their ego will tell them you're cool and they will invite you to their eParties

#5 if you make nice threads..double up on your thread numbers..if you make shitty threads triple up on your thread numbers..niggas get famous for wack threads outchea..makavelli joker was made a mod and he had worse threads than me and I intentionally make garbage threads..

#6 you gotta be lame as hell b..i'm talkin eat lunch alone, only friend is your pet cat, entire series of babylon 5 owning lame..

Follow those guidelines and soon you'll be i.c. royalty b

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

Don't ask how to be one, just be one

Also, don't act like a bitch