How many people have you had sex with on your current mattress??

[UPTOWN]

I ain't got any bodies on my joint. Just got a new mattress in June.

I don't usually bring chicks to my spot, not unless I know she wifey material. As of right now I have yet to meet this mystical creature.

so you pay for telly's or only get pussy if she has her own spot??

my shit is on a schedule like an nba season. i have home games and away games. going to a telly for a special occasion is like allstar break. the draft is at the beginning of the summer, and the trading deadline is before any other cat i know smashes.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

78

 

[Copper]

a real black man dont need calculus

....or toothcare

 

[frostyicy]

I ain't got any bodies on my joint. Just got a new mattress in June.

I don't usually bring chicks to my spot, not unless I know she wifey material. As of right now I have yet to meet this mystical creature.

so you pay for telly's or only get pussy if she has her own spot??

my shit is on a schedule like an nba season. i have home games and away games. going to a telly for a special occasion is like allstar break. the draft is at the beginning of the summer, and the trading deadline is before any other cat i know smashes.

Lmao @ getting pussy to NBA schedule analogy.

I go to the chicks spot. Every female I deal with got to have their own spot, meaning them and no one else. I don't fuck with females who have roommates. That's some young girl shit.

I don't fuck with the telly's either.

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

Two bodies during the almost 4 months I've had this mattress.

 

[UPTOWN]

I ain't got any bodies on my joint. Just got a new mattress in June.

I don't usually bring chicks to my spot, not unless I know she wifey material. As of right now I have yet to meet this mystical creature.

so you pay for telly's or only get pussy if she has her own spot??

my shit is on a schedule like an nba season. i have home games and away games. going to a telly for a special occasion is like allstar break. the draft is at the beginning of the summer, and the trading deadline is before any other cat i know smashes.

Lmao @ getting pussy to NBA schedule analogy.

I go to the chicks spot. Every female I deal with got to have their own spot, meaning them and no one else. I don't fuck with females who have roommates. That's some young girl shit.

I don't fuck with the telly's either.

icy you out here fuckin up cuzzin LOL

 

[[Trillmatic]]

it always humors me when the topic of "jumpoffs at the crib" starts up because niggas act like havin a chick come over to ya spot where its comfortable is a bad thing. Yall naysayers are probably the type of niggas who be scared of these chicks or be catchin feelins instead of being a real nigga about it and lettin these chicks know what the bizness is. There is nothin wrong with bringing a nice fine young lady into your place of peace for a lil alcohol and night of passion, but like the sayin goes:These Hoes Be Actin Up, And Yaw Niggas Be Lettin 'Em

 

[J-GUTTA]

Hold on! Who brings hoes n jump offs back to the house?

@PE this pertains to our City yo living on the Northside were Southsiders and Westsiders don't know how to get around solves that *usually*. They never know how to get here and I have to talk to them on the cell directing them how to get back to that e-way yo.

 

[Rozetta5tone]

enough to say I get consistent quality snatch on a regular basis..

 

[Beezus]

1

 

[MD_EGA]

Nun i always smash hoes in there crib or my backseat never lettem see my crib or front door for that matter. one hoe told me either we fuck at my house or a hotel cause shes to good for the backseat of my car. so i took her to the movies&left her in the theather

 

[tha bause]

Nun i always smash hoes in there crib or my backseat never lettem see my crib or front door for that matter. one hoe told me either we fuck at my house or a hotel cause shes to good for the backseat of my car. so i took her to the movies&left her in the theather

Cold as ice

 

[frostyicy]

I ain't got any bodies on my joint. Just got a new mattress in June.

I don't usually bring chicks to my spot, not unless I know she wifey material. As of right now I have yet to meet this mystical creature.

so you pay for telly's or only get pussy if she has her own spot??

my shit is on a schedule like an nba season. i have home games and away games. going to a telly for a special occasion is like allstar break. the draft is at the beginning of the summer, and the trading deadline is before any other cat i know smashes.

Lmao @ getting pussy to NBA schedule analogy.

I go to the chicks spot. Every female I deal with got to have their own spot, meaning them and no one else. I don't fuck with females who have roommates. That's some young girl shit.

I don't fuck with the telly's either.

icy you out here fuckin up cuzzin LOL

Lol I might be tho. I just don't trust them hoes knowing where I live.

Some of these skeezas catchin on to me tho. They be on some "So why come I never come to your spot you always come here. I wanna come to you some time, you don't want me knowing where you live or somethin?"

I instantly be on some stupid shit. I can't even repeat some of them off brand lies I be coming up with cuz I honestly can't remember. Lol

 

[Got Em Shook]

7

 

[Amotekun]

Hold on! Who brings hoes n jump offs back to the house?

@PE this pertains to our City yo living on the Northside were Southsiders and Westsiders don't know how to get around solves that *usually*. They never know how to get here and I have to talk to them on the cell directing them how to get back to that e-way yo.

I navigate to the northside all the time. Gotdayum it's still tricky. I still have to map where Im going sometimes. SMH @ city developers cant make a basic grid pattern.

If I cant get there by LSD I'll just say fuck it and hop that redline.

When I was gettin down like that, what I would usually do is just hit up a hotel for the night.

No where near my side of town. Classy while still maintaining my privacy.

Only wifey material can can get a tour of the batcave.

 

[MD_EGA]

Nun i always smash hoes in there crib or my backseat never lettem see my crib or front door for that matter. one hoe told me either we fuck at my house or a hotel cause shes to good for the backseat of my car. so i took her to the movies&left her in the theather

Cold as ice

she derserved it bitch made me wait 3months for the cookie then wants to hit me with that b.s

 

[MD_EGA]

Nun i always smash hoes in there crib or my backseat never lettem see my crib or front door for that matter. one hoe told me either we fuck at my house or a hotel cause shes to good for the backseat of my car. so i took her to the movies&left her in the theather

Cold as ice

double post

 

[J-GUTTA]

Hold on! Who brings hoes n jump offs back to the house?

@PE this pertains to our City yo living on the Northside were Southsiders and Westsiders don't know how to get around solves that *usually*. They never know how to get here and I have to talk to them on the cell directing them how to get back to that e-way yo.

I navigate to the northside all the time. Gotdayum it's still tricky. I still have to map where Im going sometimes. SMH @ city developers cant make a basic grid pattern.

If I cant get there by LSD I'll just say fuck it and hop that redline.

When I was gettin down like that, what I would usually do is just hit up a hotel for the night.

No where near my side of town. Classy while still maintaining my privacy.

Only wifey material can can get a tour of the batcave.

edit

The main difference is we have no Number streets and more diagonal streets *shrugs* of course your no where near your crib a lot of South and West siders only party up North.

Shit is hilarious to me. I live near North Eastern University and you know how many times my people give me to phone to direct some South/West sider from Downtown on up . My boys a lot of the time when they do dirt have used the excuse "man I had to drop J off at his crib and you know he's all the way up North and I was too drunk to drive so I stayed at his crib"

 

[Rozetta5tone]

HOW THE FUCK CAN SOMEONE WAIT OVER LIKE TWO WEEKS FOR SEX?!

i don't get it???

waiting like 30 minutes is hard even.

what is with some chicks?

^^nympho post

 

[Beezus]

HOW THE FUCK CAN SOMEONE WAIT OVER LIKE TWO WEEKS FOR SEX?!

i don't get it???

waiting like 30 minutes is hard even.

what is with some chicks?

so you are a whore?