How many of you lazy hoes know how to make a plate for your man

[hummingbird]

You never returned my last PM. I'm not good enough for you to return the favor, or send me some nudes......but I am good enough for you to have me in your sig? What kinda shit is that ma? Hahaha.

lol now you know better. I always have to take my time w hen I pen my responses to you. Can't treat you like one of these miller high life ass niggas. Your my Chimay Red (mmmmm one of the only beers i like lol)

 

[dr. zero_ahh]

let's say you at a cookout and some ol' pretty ricky nigga keep doin slick shit for ya girl. its gettin later in the day and ya girl say she gettin tired. just then ol' boy swoop down all smooth like "yo, i got you" and start working her shoulders. nigga you cool with that?

thats the same shit as some other bitch makin' yo plate in front of yo girl. one of yall betta say somethin!!!!!

Believe me bruh, I'll get my

And Regulate

 

[dr. zero_ahh]

lol now you know better. I always have to take my time w hen I pen my responses to you. Can't treat you like one of these miller high life ass niggas. Your my Chimay Red (mmmmm one of the only beers i like lol)

Damn you Bird! Now I wanna actually go do some of the stuff I typed for a girl...#shrug...oh well.

 

[jackthemack]

FoF material

 

[Rell Mayne]

FoF material

*Self Promotion Post*

Yo Bird do be cookin her ass off....Im hungry as hell

 

[Tha Killa]

lol i encourage his workout... i myself am doing the same so best believe its a health plate! (if i let him get his own it would be two plates lol)

smh @ half breed comment *sad face*

Aww. You know I'm jokin'.......

I'm allowed to hate on lightskinded people though.....self hatred ftw! JK.

lol now you know better. I always have to take my time w hen I pen my responses to you. Can't treat you like one of these miller high life ass niggas. Your my Chimay Red (mmmmm one of the only beers i like lol)

See, shit like this is what makes me want to fly my ass down to Florida, find you at your job.....ask that you take your break.....fill you with all of my charms, and then give you the most intense orgasm you've ever experienced.......

Like I've said before, I'll be drillin' haiku in morse code into your pussy to show you how serious I be....

 

[ccluvsau]

FoF material

I actually agree.

 

[Tha Killa]

Aww. You know I'm jokin'.......

I'm allowed to hate on lightskinded people though.....self hatred ftw! JK.

See, shit like this is what makes me want to fly my ass down to Florida, find you at your job.....ask that you take your break.....fill you with all of my charms, and then give you the most intense orgasm you've ever experienced.......

Like I've said before, I'll be drillin' haiku in morse code into your pussy to show you how serious I be....

.....then I'd let you get up from the bed to make us both some sammiches, and then I'd get dressed in some coveralls so that if your man came home, I'd say I was the cable guy......

You don't even know. Hahaha. SMH.......

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

I can already tell this is a trill ass thread just off the title alone

 

[THEsweetheart92]

i like this thread!!!

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

i like this thread!!!

would u fix yo nigga's plate at a cookout? being as young as u are

cause my chick does that shit and the lazy pigeons with no nigga in they life

always side comment or roll they eyes when she do it

 

[Purr]

I sooo didnt get this thread until now.
damn blonde moments

 

[Gnawledgeable]

I like to get my own food whevere I'm at, I don't like people serving me or people wanting me to try food that I don't like.

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

I sooo didnt get this thread until now.

damn blonde moments

I know u be having leftovers in them crumb catchers u got

 

[Purr]

I know u be having leftovers in them crumb catchers u got

lol sigh.

but yea. to answer dinks question.

Ill make a plate for my guy; it's nothing.

 

[THEsweetheart92]

would u fix yo nigga's plate at a cookout? being as young as u are

cause my chick does that shit and the lazy pigeons with no nigga in they life

always side comment or roll they eyes when she do it

sure wouldn't.

 

[DEE-LICIOUS]

lmao why is this so long? Plz someone tell me why???

I would make him a plate. That's not a problem. I don't make plates for my male family members all the time though, nor for just some negro hangin around the cookout.

 

[sdrawkcabseh]

I'd doubt it. They think even fixing a man a sandwich is "too demanding"...............

 

[DEE-LICIOUS]

damn so all ya'll negros eat buffet style????

every BBQ my family does is family style

but then again we don't do the huge family reunion thing, just small gatherings

In my fam we do buffet style but we have servers (usually me and my 3 other cousins smh) cause greedy negros always take too much food and my fam is big on not bein glutton's and having courtesy for others ie: dont eat up all the damn food lol

 

[Iheart~Cali]

Cali's folks are from Texas though ain't they? And I wasn't takin' shots, I'm speakin' the truth, man. My fam is from Lillie Louisiana and Ridgeland South Carolina, I know all about Deep South traditions and values...... It still don't make it right to be that insecure....

I only read about 3/4 of the thread up until that post of mine. I'm sure that Nthng's post wasn't as extreme as most of the chicks on this site though..... I ain't seen it.

?? lol No they are not. California born and raised.