How many of you lazy hoes know how to make a plate for your man

[hummingbird]

Real talk this seems to be a dying skill in women today. Ya'll act like just cuz you can vote and get high paying jobs you too good to walk your funky ass up to the food table and make the love of your life a plate to eat.

Heaven forbid you at a BBQ and she don't get you your food first and an older woman catches her missteppin, your girl gon get cursed out.

I always fix his plate. Always. I dont think my dude has fixed his own plate in over a year. Even when he had friends over for the game or fight or whatever I'll fix him a plate with the finger foods and shit.

And I wish another bitch would even attempt to fix my man a plate. I'll bust that bitch head wide thee fuck open.

 

[MillzOG]

*waits for the ladies to answer

 

[jackthemack]

LOL that was my next question

Would ya'll be cool with another woman fixing your man a plate if you don't feel like it?

 

[caddo man]

Dink you crazy! You go from talking the nuclear family and how the black help kill it. To this!

I was at a BBQ and this broad tried to act to all hard while every other women made their women a plate. They clowned her ass unitl she did it. My wifey was the first one up there. I felt bad for dude. Having a respectful 7>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>having a lazy dime!

 

[haute]

uhhhhhhh

my and my ex fixed our own plates most time, sometimes we would fix plates for each other if we were tired

 

[jackthemack]

Dink you crazy! You go from talking the nuclear family and how the black help kill it. To this!

I was at a BBQ and this broad tried to act to all hard while every other women made their women a plate. They clowned her ass unitl she did it. My wifey was the first one up there. I felt bad for dude. Having a respectful 7>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>having a lazy dime!

Word up man these pretty bitches aint got no home training

 

[sTaY_TrUe]

lol, real talk

 

[THEsweetheart92]

you should learn how to make your own plate, bitch.

 

[jackthemack]

you should learn how to make your own plate, bitch.

you gon learn oh ya you gon learn

 

[hummingbird]

bird anymore updates coming to the ic?

or is this the finished product

more to come

LOL that was my next question

Would ya'll be cool with another woman fixing your man a plate if you don't feel like it?

hell naw I aint cool with that shit. Even if I didnt feel like fixin his plate I would get my ass up and do it and not say shit about it. A few weeks ago we had a little dinner with some friends and this one chick asked a few of the guys was they ready to eat and she would fix the plates. I politely told her you fix whoever else plate you want to but dont fix Chaze a plate cause I got that. She was all no its okay I'll fix his plate to. Before I knew it I had done snapped out on her and called her all kinds of bitches and other shit. *Sh* My homegirl had to calm me down. *sh* thats why I dont like new bitches coming around because they act like they dont got good sense.

 

[junegemini]

i mean...if he asks, i'll fix it, but for the most part we fix our own plates

lately though, when i cook, i'll go ahead and fix his plate cuz i know he gotta go to work...but as far as cookouts and shit, its every man for themselves

 

[THEsweetheart92]

i'm just saying... do something yourself for once.

& i know how to make myself a plate.. thank you very much.

females weren't designed to cook for men.

get like Towers.

 

[jackthemack]

more to come

hell naw I aint cool with that shit. Even if I didnt feel like fixin his plate I would get my ass up and do it and not say shit about it. A few weeks ago we had a little dinner with some friends and this one chick asked a few of the guys was they ready to eat and she would fix the plates. I politely told her you fix whoever else plate you want to but dont fix Chaze a plate cause I got that. She was all no its okay I'll fix his plate to. Before I knew it I had done snapped out on her and called her all kinds of bitches and other shit. *Sh* My homegirl had to calm me down. *sh* thats why I dont like new bitches coming around because they act like they dont got good sense.

Real nigga shit! Let a bitch fix your man a plate and next thing u know, she gon be suckin his dick

 

[haute]

you should learn how to make your own plate, bitch.

loololololol

um

naw girl it don't work like that

 

[jackthemack]

i'm just saying... do something yourself for once.

& i know how to make myself a plate.. thank you very much.
females weren't designed to cook for men.
get like Towers.

ROFL get the fuck outta here with that. You gon be a lonely ass bitch

 

[lady_c]

And I wish another bitch would even attempt to fix my man a plate. I'll bust that bitch head wide thee fuck open.

lmao realest shit said on the ic today :tu...and i wish his ass would try to eat off a plate another chick fixed lmao!!

 

[tru_m.a.c]

lol great thread title

 

[caddo man]

i'm just saying... do something yourself for once.

& i know how to make myself a plate.. thank you very much.
females weren't designed to cook for men.
get like Towers.

If you dont cook and make his plate another chick will while giving good dome at the same time. I cant eat good pussy, alone.

 

[THEsweetheart92]

ROFL get the fuck outta here with that. You gon be a lonely ass bitch

lol lonely ass bitch?? naa

your title says" How many of you lazy hoes know how to make a plate for your man"

the fact is, you the lazy hoe.

and looking at your avi, you the one that's gonna be the lonely ass bitch.

 

[ccluvsau]

Do I even need to answer this?