How many of you lazy hoes know how to make a plate for your man

[dr. zero_ahh]

I didn't wanna say that cause then she's start tryna come at me lol and I don't have time to go back and forth....I'm tryna eat my fajita rollup.

Can I have a piece?

 

[Dupac]

yo, like 4 ppl got mushed on the last 2 pages

 

[spaceagepimpin]

thats why i love my 3 babymamas.........no matter where we go they take care of a nigga........i dont have to say what i want or how much i want......once they see whats out there, they kno & are always on the money......for example, at least once a week we go to Golden Corral (a well known buffet spreaded all over GA)......i take the lil ones....sit them down while my babymamas (or boo-boos as they like to be called) fix my plate & i have never had a time.....was at a lil family bbq bout a year ago.....& my uncle was like "boi u got too much on ur hands....them girls gonna be fighting to fix ur plate, they're not gonna get it right" i jus laughed it off, told exactly what i wanted by looking at other folks plates,sure enuff when they came bacc with my plate, everything i stated was there....oh they got me some sweet potato pie & i didnt even kno it was some.....all unc could say was "well damn"

 

[dr. zero_ahh]

That aint wat Jay said

#LIES nigga, LIES

 

[lady_c]

Cooking,washin dishes,cleaning up the house,takin care of the kids,doin laundry,ironing,cleaning the bathroom = Modern day slavery.

My girl aint gotta do all that cuz I do it daily(except kids) why stop we both can do that shit.

all those things have to be done by somebody right? like i said in another thread, id rather be standing in a hot kitchen cooking than in the hot sun mowing the grass...

 

[Whatcha wearing?]

yeah kind of like when youre walking and notice a shit smell coming from the bottom of your shoe. damn, cant walk through that yard anymore!

So basically even you have to admit that thesweetheart92 has shitted on you?

 

[THEsweetheart92]

Word on the streets You Was on the Phone callin Bitches to Jump Bird

lol i dont need to do all that.

 

[ccluvsau]

thats why i love my 3 babymamas........"

I stopped reading right there.

 

[Focal Point]

After skimming through this thread (I aint readin 42 pages)

If my girl seen me eat a plate anotha woman gave me, Me and the otha chick is in trouble.

my nigga... change the post settings to 40 per page... you'll see that shit turn to 12 pages

 

[ccluvsau]

all those things have to be done by somebody right? like i said in another thread, id rather be standing in a hot kitchen cooking than in the hot sun mowing the grass...

That's kinda how I see it.

I'm not taking out any trash, pumping any gas, mowing any lawn, killing any spider....so I'll learn to cook and fix plates lol

 

[jackthemack]

Damn my shit bout to go 5X plat

I'm back baby!

 

[Rell Mayne]

Ya'll ass is crazy.

Rell, does MsIam fix your plate for you? WOuld she care if Shennika from up the blocked fixed your plate while she was standing right next to you?

She always Fix my Plate...if thats your man its not a issue, if it is, your wildin - u supposed to do these things

she would probably Slap that shit out her hand too...unless it was shennika cook out, then she might getta pass.

 

[Focal Point]

yo like for real, I'm really fuss that the context was blown out in this thread and Dink si riding a damn near 500 post thread

 

[lady_c]

So basically even you have to admit that thesweetheart92 has shitted on you?

lmao. cant stop, wont stop huh?

 

[THEsweetheart92]

lmao. cant stop, wont stop huh?

if i came on your face, would you like that??

 

[Dupac]

Ya'll ass is crazy.

Rell, does MsIam fix your plate for you? WOuld she care if Shennika from up the blocked fixed your plate while she was standing right next to you?

smh @ missIam see rell eating a plate, and flip the whole damn table over like....

bird on the side line like....

sweetheart being held back still talking shit like...

then lady c come cross the room like..

iight yall i'm gone, lmao...good night everyone...

 

[Purr]

I love to cook. I just made chicken breasts (butterfly cut) stuffed sauté tomatoes in red wine and pepper jack inside with brown rice

 

[Tha Killa]

uhhh what is that supposed to mean???

I didn't mean it as a diss. It's common tradition down there and in other parts of the South so to here you say it's not petty or childish, or that none of the women in your family see it as such isn't surprising.

smh @ calling my lady a half breed...so rude...

Haha. I'm a mutt myself, so it's like a nigga callin' another nigga a nigga. But let a white person say that, and it's gonna be hell to pay. YOU or any other darker skinded person call her a half breed and she'll cut the shit outta you. I was kidding though.

Tha Killa was making references to traditions which are typically held in the South concerning gender roles and whatnot; especially about fixing plates. Now I will say, if some old lady knocked my plate out of my hands b/c my partner ain't fixing it, I'm knocking that old lady's plate out of her hands; maybe something else for coming @ me and mine like that (which I think he was referring to, correct me if I'm wrong Killa).Y'all know my views, 2 hands, 2 legs...not a problem w/me doing it. She can make it up other ways. Simple as that.

This young man gets it. I was raised with the understanding that I'm not getting married, and to rely on a woman for things as basic as cooking, cleaning, etc.... isn't a good idea in times like these. I mean, I'd love for my woman to do all of the above for me, but I'd rather that she at least be able to do it for herself, because I can do them for myself as well.

 

[MsSouthern]

I didn't wanna say that cause then she's start tryna come at me lol and I don't have time to go back and forth....I'm tryna eat my fajita rollup.

but you know I'm right ...lol

why is everybody instigating .??

I'm not instigating hon... just stating the facts

 

[Rell Mayne]

Damn my shit bout to go 5X plat

I'm back baby!

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