Sourpatch Kid
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birdcall89;1408980 said:im getting my miss cleo on and i see alot of you niggas are gonna be having this discussion someday:
"grandpa, why do you have a hole in your throat?"
"because grandpa ate one too many pussies in his mid 20s."
This is a good excuse to avoid eating pussy.
Bitch: Why you always want me to give you head but you don't return the favor?
Me: Because I don't wanna catch HPV fucking with you, do you know that it shows up undetected in women and can cause throat cancer?
Bitch: So you saying, I'm dirty now?
Me: No, I'm saying that symptoms are more likely to show up in me than in you and as you can see, I'm clean now shut the fuck up and slob my knob.
Bitch: Ok daddy!
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