How do i change my DNA?

[supergangster]

Faggot

 

[supergangster]

If we make it om gonna get some money.. U mad

 

[yellowtapesport]

Had a chick tell me, shes starting to think like me. Cause she swallowed enough DNA

Was gonna tell that nigga to suck a homeless dude dick but u ran with the concept lol

 

[supergangster]

Damn gays

 

[OmegaConflict]

Where the hoes at mayne

 

[VIBE]

Find a dirty needle in a dark alley way and inject it into your blood stream.

Your dna will change.

 

[yahwehprofet]

Pray to Allah, ask for mercy and his help in this situation; that is clearly out of your hands...

Real talk

 

[CP203]

You might just be the dumbest human alive if this question is real

 

[DOPEdweebz]

If you eat your own shit, pause.

 

[OmegaConflict]

Man FOF this shit

 

[iNeverCould]

Show called blacklist has answers

 

[Peace_79]

You might just be the dumbest human alive if this question is real

Shit. IKR

@cain already told him the answer. Everyone knows that shit

Drinking bleach changes your DNA properties. Just be careful only drink a glass a day for three days.

You're welcome fam

 

[blatalian]

I got summin' that can help buuuut it's a little more expensive and a lot harder (nh) but it definitely works...you gotta find a Flux capacitor, a 2 door Dolorian and a kooky scientist...take that Flux capacitor, give it to tha scientist...go to a mall parking lot...get chased by some Arab terrorists...hit 88 mph in tha Dolorian...now when you get to tha past trick your mom into fucking someone other than your dad...and there you have it...and least half your DNA will be changed!! Fool proof plan fam...thank me later...peace

 

[LUClEN]

Excercise can change your dna

 

[DOPEdweebz]

Excercise can change your dna

Moreso your hormone levels than your DNA. Its like tanning in the sun.

 

[So ILL]

Nigga watched Jurassic Park twice and thought about changing his DNA like it was some socks.

 

[OmegaConflict]

Nigga watched Jurassic Park twice and thought about changing his DNA like it was some socks.

What does changing your DNA have to do with jurassic park

 

[So ILL]

Nigga watched Jurassic Park twice and thought about changing his DNA like it was some socks.

What does changing your DNA have to do with jurassic park

Watch the movie and find out.

 

[supergangster]

i am goiin to jail

 

[Dirty McGirty]

A friend had a baby and I look like him in his passport . He is unemployed so we use the system. If he's on paper is not the father of the child and lives with his girl and have children in the house so he receives $ 150 a month. The thing is that I went and left my DNA with his passport because he wants to get money every month even though he is the real father. We cheated the system. We get money, now I'll get a sum of this money . In Sweden , you get money of the child until it turns 18 if u live with the child and not being the father.

If we make it om gonna get some ... U mad

You doing all this work for a portion of $150.....?