Hooking up with a roommate

[FucktheIC]

But da fug? You living a jersey shore lifestyle bruh? How many roommates you got?

5 total moving into a huge fucking house with 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms. Nigga got marble counter tops hardwood floors and fireplace for 500 a month?

SHIIIIIT!!!!

you gotta either live in Detroit, Flint, or Camden with those prices my g

Nope, right outside DC.

 

[1of1]

@T/S

Bitch, The Fuck?

The bitch fuck...

so...

Fuck the bitch

 

[Meta_Conscious]

no pics, huh? quack quack nigga...

 

[FucktheIC]

But da fug? You living a jersey shore lifestyle bruh? How many roommates you got?

5 total moving into a huge fucking house with 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms. Nigga got marble counter tops hardwood floors and fireplace for 500 a month?

SHIIIIIT!!!!

you gotta either live in Detroit, Flint, or Camden with those prices my g

Nope, right outside DC.

Man u lucked up. is it close to Crystal city

Opposite end, my dude. It's in Silver Spring half a mile from SS Metro Station. Shit is a nice lil' spot, 6 stops from my office. I ain't even mad.

 

[edwardnigma]

Get drunk n fuck

 

[usmarin3]

Don't do it, let me tell you what's gonna happen.

1. Bitches are territorial, whether or not you're fucking them

2. If you fuck her, she is gonna catch feelings or put herself in the #1 chick position

3. She will forever cock block every woman you bring there.

the only way this shit work is if she is a relative or a childhood friend..

 

[FucktheIC]

Don't do it, let me tell you what's gonna happen.

1. Bitches are territorial, whether or not you're fucking them

2. If you fuck her, she is gonna catch feelings or put herself in the #1 chick position

3. She will forever cock block every woman you bring there.

the only way this shit work is if she is a relative or a childhood friend..

Hold up son....what?

 

[usmarin3]

Don't do it, let me tell you what's gonna happen.

1. Bitches are territorial, whether or not you're fucking them

2. If you fuck her, she is gonna catch feelings or put herself in the #1 chick position

3. She will forever cock block every woman you bring there.

the only way this shit work is if she is a relative or a childhood friend..

Hold up son....what?

Don't do it, let me tell you what's gonna happen.

1. Bitches are territorial, whether or not you're fucking them

2. If you fuck her, she is gonna catch feelings or put herself in the #1 chick position

3. She will forever cock block every woman you bring there.

the only way this shit work is if she is a relative or a childhood friend..

Hold up son....what?

LOL i mean living with a woman as a roommate

 

[alvarez_313]

Lol that shit is already done in your mind man... You gonna do it... Make some threads about the humorous shit that's gonna happen afterwards though..

 

[Figo]

But da fug? You living a jersey shore lifestyle bruh? How many roommates you got?

5 total moving into a huge fucking house with 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms. Nigga got marble counter tops hardwood floors and fireplace for 500 a month?

SHIIIIIT!!!!

you gotta either live in Detroit, Flint, or Camden with those prices my g

Nope, right outside DC.

Man u lucked up. is it close to Crystal city

Opposite end, my dude. It's in Silver Spring half a mile from SS Metro Station. Shit is a nice lil' spot, 6 stops from my office. I ain't even mad.[/quote]

Silver spring developed well. Nice spot now. Mad traffic on Georgia ave and route 29 into there.

 

[FucktheIC]

But da fug? You living a jersey shore lifestyle bruh? How many roommates you got?

5 total moving into a huge fucking house with 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms. Nigga got marble counter tops hardwood floors and fireplace for 500 a month?

SHIIIIIT!!!!

you gotta either live in Detroit, Flint, or Camden with those prices my g

Nope, right outside DC.

Man u lucked up. is it close to Crystal city

Opposite end, my dude. It's in Silver Spring half a mile from SS Metro Station. Shit is a nice lil' spot, 6 stops from my office. I ain't even mad.

Silver spring developed well. Nice spot now. Mad traffic on Georgia ave and route 29 into there.

[/quote]

I work on the hill, so I metro in.

 

[1of1]

Silver Spring has a nice lil vibe to it. A lot of friendly approachable chicks.

Smuts too.

 

[Darth Sidious]

 

[700]

its only gon lead to problems, dont do it b

 

[BadKarma]

We need pics.

She could be fat if anything.

 

[T. Sanford]

She for everybody

 

[B_A]

Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house puss fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.

Especially if y'all start dating other people.

Lol nigga said optical elusion, like her pussy is a mirage or some shit

like u dying of thirst, and you see her pussy and b like, "jusssstt a feeewwww morrrree stepppps"

thats that david blaine pussy bruh, its not real

anything that involves a female, usually comes wit some catch lol

and plus you got your niggaz involved too?

i'll give u scenarios

A) Someone will get emotional and catch feelings and lighter fluid will be used to set someones shit on fire, then someone will call police as they always do and someone is in a jail cell (usually the nigga), thinking how he should have never even considered this shit

B) Somebody's window will get busted out or keyed

C) You roll up in ya crib right, its about 1:00am, just got back from the club, u almost got your elmo tickled, but tha bitch flaked on you so you pissed off, and as you were coming back, u got cut off by this chinese woman, who just got her walls of china ravaged off a booty call, now u even more pissed

So u stop mcdonalds to get a 10 piece nugget, with the honey sauce and shit, and u enter your place, u notice 2 or how many of your niggaz is sleeping right, but Darnell is missing, so you start thinkin but then u like fuck that nigga he"ll b back,

but now you notice, that bitch is missing too, but u thinking everyone loves everybody no problem

then u turn around, cause you thought u heard a squeaky sound

*thump, thump*, as you get closer to your room

you smell, baby oil, cool ranch dressing cocoa butter and vaseline,

nxt thing u hear

" your contagious, touch me baby, give me what u got"

then u hear your nigga voice "sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild"

u bust into your room and u see you Darnell and that bitch on your sheets, wit him in the middle of putting cool ranch on her pussy, fucking wild shit

then you get mad as hell, and u beat that shit out of someone and someone catch a case

Then again its your decision

We r just here to help

dead @ this shit lmao

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

let him do that dumb shit, so he can come back here and we can joke his ass

 

[KingFreeman]

Never smash the homegirl. Shit don't work out. One of you gonna end up moving out behind that shit. Cause soon as that goes sour she gonna be grilling every bitch u bring to the crib and trust when you thought u tore the pussy up and that one random nigga come thru and knock the pussy out then come out the room like ving raymes in baby boy u gone be in ur feelings nigga. Seen that stupid shit too many times and I just gotta laugh at niggas. Unless she got that magical rihanna wet wet leave that bitch the fuck alone.

 

[huey]

Stay strong my friend