Hooking up with a roommate

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house puss fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.

Especially if y'all start dating other people.

 

[Matt-]

i just can't refer to a female as one of my homies

 

[FucktheIC]

Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house puss fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.

Especially if y'all start dating other people.

I know, but she's makin' it so hard, bruh. It started with some playful sexual banter, but that's w/e, we did that shit in college. Then it escalated to "how does this outfit look?" Then the snapchat pics, then on Friday at my boy's birthday party we all started telling a story about my brother drinking breast milk from a stripper, I said something wild and she whispered in my ear "Yeah, it's been about a year since I've hooked up with anyone, the next person I have sex with is gonna get some tight p____"

Maaaaaaannnn!!!!!!

No lie it almost happened that night when she asked me if I needed a ride home, but my better judgment prevailed.

 

[FucktheIC]

But da fug? You living a jersey shore lifestyle bruh? How many roommates you got?

5 total moving into a huge fucking house with 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms. Nigga got marble counter tops hardwood floors and fireplace for 500 a month?

SHIIIIIT!!!!

 

[Matt-]

i just can't refer to a female as one of my homies

Well you first have to approach and talk to her bruh

get to the point motherfucker

 

[jay83]

Pics?

 

[blu197]

Pics?

 

[WYRM]

This situation will "Epic Fail", seen it happen plenty of time and it never ends with the 2 people being friends.

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

Do what you wanna do and learn from it.

 

[7figz]

You're not the only dude in the crib. Somebody else will be smashin'. Trust that.

 

[FucktheIC]

You're not the only dude in the crib. Somebody else will be smashin'. Trust that.

Nah, all them niggas cuffed up, and she's their girls' sorority sister. We're the only single people in the crib.

 

[Trollio]

That hoe looking for a free ride...rape her

 

[whitecracker]

i wouldnt do it til i was gettin ready to move out

 

[BigBallsNoWorries]

Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house puss fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.

Especially if y'all start dating other people.

Lol nigga said optical elusion, like her pussy is a mirage or some shit

like u dying of thirst, and you see her pussy and b like, "jusssstt a feeewwww morrrree stepppps"

thats that david blaine pussy bruh, its not real

anything that involves a female, usually comes wit some catch lol

and plus you got your niggaz involved too?

i'll give u scenarios

A) Someone will get emotional and catch feelings and lighter fluid will be used to set someones shit on fire, then someone will call police as they always do and someone is in a jail cell (usually the nigga), thinking how he should have never even considered this shit

B) Somebody's window will get busted out or keyed

C) You roll up in ya crib right, its about 1:00am, just got back from the club, u almost got your elmo tickled, but tha bitch flaked on you so you pissed off, and as you were coming back, u got cut off by this chinese woman, who just got her walls of china ravaged off a booty call, now u even more pissed

So u stop mcdonalds to get a 10 piece nugget, with the honey sauce and shit, and u enter your place, u notice 2 or how many of your niggaz is sleeping right, but Darnell is missing, so you start thinkin but then u like fuck that nigga he"ll b back,

but now you notice, that bitch is missing too, but u thinking everyone loves everybody no problem

then u turn around, cause you thought u heard a squeaky sound

*thump, thump*, as you get closer to your room

you smell, baby oil, cool ranch dressing cocoa butter and vaseline,

nxt thing u hear

" your contagious, touch me baby, give me what u got"

then u hear your nigga voice "sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild"

u bust into your room and u see you Darnell and that bitch on your sheets, wit him in the middle of putting cool ranch on her pussy, fucking wild shit

then you get mad as hell, and u beat that shit out of someone and someone catch a case

Then again its your decision

We r just here to help

 

[7figz]

You're not the only dude in the crib. Somebody else will be smashin'. Trust that.

Nah, all them niggas cuffed up, and she's their girls' sorority sister. We're the only single people in the crib.

She could try to become "attached" since ery'body else is coupled up but fuck it, I'd still smash - no wifin' though.

 

[Trollio]

Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house puss fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.

Especially if y'all start dating other people.

Lol nigga said optical elusion, like her pussy is a mirage or some shit

like u dying of thirst, and you see her pussy and b like, "jusssstt a feeewwww morrrree stepppps"

thats that david blaine pussy bruh, its not real

anything that involves a female, usually comes wit some catch lol

and plus you got your niggaz involved too?

i'll give u scenarios

A) Someone will get emotional and catch feelings and lighter fluid will be used to set someones shit on fire, then someone will call police as they always do and someone is in a jail cell (usually the nigga), thinking how he should have never even considered this shit

B) Somebody's window will get busted out or keyed

C) You roll up in ya crib right, its about 1:00am, just got back from the club, u almost got your elmo tickled, but tha bitch flaked on you so you pissed off, and as you were coming back, u got cut off by this chinese woman, who just got her walls of china ravaged off a booty call, now u even more pissed

So u stop mcdonalds to get a 10 piece nugget, with the honey sauce and shit, and u enter your place, u notice 2 or how many of your niggaz is sleeping right, but Darnell is missing, so you start thinkin but then u like fuck that nigga he"ll b back,

but now you notice, that bitch is missing too, but u thinking everyone loves everybody no problem

then u turn around, cause you thought u heard a squeaky sound

*thump, thump*, as you get closer to your room

you smell, baby oil, cool ranch dressing cocoa butter and vaseline,

nxt thing u hear

" your contagious, touch me baby, give me what u got"

then u hear your nigga voice "sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild"

u bust into your room and u see you Darnell and that bitch on your sheets, wit him in the middle of putting cool ranch on her pussy, fucking wild shit

then you get mad as hell, and u beat that shit out of someone and someone catch a case

Then again its your decision

We r just here to help

Shut all the way the fuck up

 

[killshot]

That hoe looking for a free ride...rape her

 

[BigBallsNoWorries]

Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house puss fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.

Especially if y'all start dating other people.

Lol nigga said optical elusion, like her pussy is a mirage or some shit

like u dying of thirst, and you see her pussy and b like, "jusssstt a feeewwww morrrree stepppps"

thats that david blaine pussy bruh, its not real

anything that involves a female, usually comes wit some catch lol

and plus you got your niggaz involved too?

i'll give u scenarios

A) Someone will get emotional and catch feelings and lighter fluid will be used to set someones shit on fire, then someone will call police as they always do and someone is in a jail cell (usually the nigga), thinking how he should have never even considered this shit

B) Somebody's window will get busted out or keyed

C) You roll up in ya crib right, its about 1:00am, just got back from the club, u almost got your elmo tickled, but tha bitch flaked on you so you pissed off, and as you were coming back, u got cut off by this chinese woman, who just got her walls of china ravaged off a booty call, now u even more pissed

So u stop mcdonalds to get a 10 piece nugget, with the honey sauce and shit, and u enter your place, u notice 2 or how many of your niggaz is sleeping right, but Darnell is missing, so you start thinkin but then u like fuck that nigga he"ll b back,

but now you notice, that bitch is missing too, but u thinking everyone loves everybody no problem

then u turn around, cause you thought u heard a squeaky sound

*thump, thump*, as you get closer to your room

you smell, baby oil, cool ranch dressing cocoa butter and vaseline,

nxt thing u hear

" your contagious, touch me baby, give me what u got"

then u hear your nigga voice "sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild"

u bust into your room and u see you Darnell and that bitch on your sheets, wit him in the middle of putting cool ranch on her pussy, fucking wild shit

then you get mad as hell, and u beat that shit out of someone and someone catch a case

Then again its your decision

We r just here to help

Shut all the way the fuck up

u still thinkin about lil twist in biebers bed, faggot?

just sit back

and let the don do his thing

 

[CallMeWelvin]

Fuck the bitch

 

[Trollio]

Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house puss fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.

Especially if y'all start dating other people.

Lol nigga said optical elusion, like her pussy is a mirage or some shit

like u dying of thirst, and you see her pussy and b like, "jusssstt a feeewwww morrrree stepppps"

thats that david blaine pussy bruh, its not real

anything that involves a female, usually comes wit some catch lol

and plus you got your niggaz involved too?

i'll give u scenarios

A) Someone will get emotional and catch feelings and lighter fluid will be used to set someones shit on fire, then someone will call police as they always do and someone is in a jail cell (usually the nigga), thinking how he should have never even considered this shit

B) Somebody's window will get busted out or keyed

C) You roll up in ya crib right, its about 1:00am, just got back from the club, u almost got your elmo tickled, but tha bitch flaked on you so you pissed off, and as you were coming back, u got cut off by this chinese woman, who just got her walls of china ravaged off a booty call, now u even more pissed

So u stop mcdonalds to get a 10 piece nugget, with the honey sauce and shit, and u enter your place, u notice 2 or how many of your niggaz is sleeping right, but Darnell is missing, so you start thinkin but then u like fuck that nigga he"ll b back,

but now you notice, that bitch is missing too, but u thinking everyone loves everybody no problem

then u turn around, cause you thought u heard a squeaky sound

*thump, thump*, as you get closer to your room

you smell, baby oil, cool ranch dressing cocoa butter and vaseline,

nxt thing u hear

" your contagious, touch me baby, give me what u got"

then u hear your nigga voice "sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild"

u bust into your room and u see you Darnell and that bitch on your sheets, wit him in the middle of putting cool ranch on her pussy, fucking wild shit

then you get mad as hell, and u beat that shit out of someone and someone catch a case

Then again its your decision

We r just here to help

Shut all the way the fuck up

u still thinkin about lil twist in biebers bed, faggot?

just sit back

and let the don do his thing

You still that nigga who beat up at the prom by the janitor