Hoodrat Facebook statuses of 2014

[goldenja]

use to go to school with this girl. it was unintentionally funny

Tamillya _____

"Last day at work its gonna be nice to be a stay at home mom for a while then in the fall I'm go to school while my man is doing what he loves best working hard for Chipotle"

the fuck?

 

[In Your Moms Room]

"Who wants to trick"

Smh. On f.b though

 

[rapmusic]

Had one chick go in on men's saying she's going to be single because it's hard to find a good man... She ended up pregnant out the blue and now she's claiming to be getting married soon... All this happened in less than a year.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

came in for a laugh

leaving

 

[T. Sanford]

imma try to find some new update hoodrat statuses, once I finish this accounting homework

 

[T. Sanford]

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I hate this new saying when they be like "what the". That's that bird shit........shits about as funny as them fb cartoons

 

[iron man1]

I haven't seen this what the stuff....I'm hoping i never do..and why this brawd talking this needs to be single shit then next up complaining about relationship stuff smh this chicks man.

 

[T. Sanford]

I haven't seen this what the stuff....I'm hoping i never do..and why this brawd talking this needs to be single shit then next up complaining about relationship stuff smh this chicks man.

I don't know where it come from. I think somebody said it come from a character from Meet The Browns. If you haven't seen it yet then don't worry, you gon start seeing them birds say it

 

[themadlionsfan]

this can't be life....

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I haven't seen this what the stuff....I'm hoping i never do..and why this brawd talking this needs to be single shit then next up complaining about relationship stuff smh this chicks man.

I don't know where it come from. I think somebody said it come from a character from Meet The Browns. If you haven't seen it yet then don't worry, you gon start seeing them birds say it

Man, I literally hate people whose speaking patterns are built on what they watching on tv and the music they listen too.

 

[stilldat_dude]

i feel my IQ drop every time I read this thread...but I can't stay away when i log in...smdh

 

[stackmaster 313]

Put subtitles with this I cant understand this shit giving me a headache wtf

 

[VulcanRaven]

That bitch Kenyetta always Whining but I bet she ignore all her simps.

 

[T. Sanford]

That bitch Kenyetta always Whining but I bet she ignore all her simps.

She love feeling miserable because she the type once she found someone then she'll say "I be wanting my own space at times".

I remember she made a routine thirsty "I'm sad" status & some dude commented with some square simp game & she was like "awwwww but my heart have to heal first".

 

[T. Sanford]

Lol at "I'm being very patient"

Bitches say the darnest things

 

[T. Sanford]

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[T. Sanford]

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so anybody who don't want to have kids are the devil now?

dumb nigga logic

 

[T. Sanford]

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so anybody who don't want to have kids are the devil now?

dumb nigga logic

are they also being fruitful and multiplying in the way their god commanded them, as in being married, no fornication before marriage, or are they living like heathens while their fucking but wanna get all religious when they get pregnant?

This girl that went to school with me was bodying that nigga on his status & all those 80 likes didn't come & save him from the textual murder that girl displayed on him

 

[King_MOEbra]

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so anybody who don't want to have kids are the devil now?

dumb nigga logic

are they also being fruitful and multiplying in the way their god commanded them, as in being married, no fornication before marriage, or are they living like heathens while their fucking but wanna get all religious when they get pregnant?

This girl that went to school with me was bodying that nigga on his status & all those 80 likes didn't come & save him from the textual murder that girl displayed on him

Post it!

 

[T. Sanford]

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so anybody who don't want to have kids are the devil now?

dumb nigga logic

are they also being fruitful and multiplying in the way their god commanded them, as in being married, no fornication before marriage, or are they living like heathens while their fucking but wanna get all religious when they get pregnant?

This girl that went to school with me was bodying that nigga on his status & all those 80 likes didn't come & save him from the textual murder that girl displayed on him

Post it!

Aight, let me try to body this homework & I'll try to post the comments