Hilarious childhood memories (Couldnt invent this if i tried)

[XIII]

when we was 7-8 me, my bro and some other dudes once found a dead bird in the park, and made a trash can fire and roasted that shit. we fed it to my neighbours dog.

 

[Seriously]

when we was 7-8 me, my bro and some other dudes once found a dead bird in the park, and made a trash can fire and roasted that shit. we fed it to my neighbours dog.

Every fiber of my vegetarian self got disgusted by this... Having that said have you turned homicidal (I mean there are studies ou there)?

Edit: Just noticed DEAD bird still creepy though

 

[p-tavern]

We would always hold this foreign kid's head under water until he pronounced our neighborhood's name the proper way. He eventually got severe brain damage from the one incident and couldn't really talk at all after that, so we had to stop. I'm sitting here chuckling about it now, he was so fucking weird.

 

[Aztec_Kang]

When I was in 8th grade me and a friend were sleeping over my buddy's house. Dude whose house we were at had to wake up early and me and my other friend I guess were making hella noise so dude got mad. The dude tried to piss on us but we covered ourselves with a blanket. So I was hella mad and set my internal alarm to 4am. Woke up and dude was sleeping on his back with his mouth wide open. I pissed like one of those huge morning pisses right in his mouth. He woke up and tried to fight me but I was still pissing on his head. The stream of piss was unstoppable. I hope this don't sound gay no homo or whatever but it was hella funny. I told everyone at school the next day I pissed in thisbfools mouth and on his head.