Hide ya semen, hide ya sperm, hide ya nut, 'cause she trappin' errbody out hea....

[AquinasHubbyDavid]

OMG eww.. I'm about to throw up.. y'all takin it too far lmaooo

na 4real tho after the last time i smashed, the shit drippin outta my dick burnt a hole through my baggy fubu jeans

 

[Mdizzle9000]

i hope this broad blows up in the game and then the rest of the world discover this thread and every other 1 about her

 

[DEE-LICIOUS]

you on the list, i gotta come up with 3 more

Who are the other 3?

 

[Blue Virgo]

Lol, anyone who asks, "who are the other __?"

 

[eternalmoney]

i hope this broad blows up in the game and then the rest of the world discover this thread and every other 1 about her

Come on man, the only nigga ever came out of Washington State was Sir Mix A Lot.

 

[DEE-LICIOUS]

Lol, anyone who asks, "who are the other __?"

That's what I'm bankin on lmao

 

[hummingbird]

I said on not in, didn't I? *Goes back to check*

No she said In the IC

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

you on the list, i gotta come up with 3 more

Who are the other 3?

 

[Mdizzle9000]

Come on man, the only nigga ever came out of Washington State was Sir Mix A Lot.

he made baby got back and she gonna drop baby got aborted

 

[Tha Killa]

And this is what brought about the genesis of this thread.

After having her freak the fuck out at the prospect of me fucking another broad, and also because I had already told her numerous times that I don't want her, or like her (as anything more than a friend, if that), and nor did I give a fuck about who she fucked with, and told her numerous times that she ain't my girl and would never be.....she eventually sent me the following apology:

Aquafinafloe - mobile
9/20/10 7:00 PM 13 hours ago

Inbox

Aquafinafloe: I apologize i didnt mean to b rude to u like that i was just playn with u 12:50 PM
10 more messages
Me: Nigga what? 12:51 PM
Aquafinafloe: Im sayn i apologize for intruding in ur personal life and bieng rude about it 12:52 PM
Me: I saw your posts in the phone sex thread nigga. What is yo problem? 12:54 PM
Aquafinafloe: Did i say anythng about u at all yes or no 12:55 PM
Aquafinafloe: Please i am havin a great day im shoppn and havn a jolly time a apologizd to u for actn foul and that is that 12:57 PM
Me: Nigga you implied it, and made it easy for niggas to deduce shit. How they know you talk to Jamaica and me? 12:58 PM
Aquafinafloe: That on sme real boss shyt i do not knw i dnt pm any of thm ppl on therd but towers and connexx please ldt me knw that wen u find out 1:00 PM
Aquafinafloe: Thas one of u two on that and i talkd to jamaica only once on the phne 1:02 PM
Me: In the phone sex thread who were you talking about? It looked like you were talmbout me, knowin' Goddamn well I never had phone sex with you. 5:44 PM
Me: I thought you were tryin' to claim it was me 'cause you were mad about yesterday. If you did try to claim it was me, I'ma need you to check the say hi to an ic member thread on the IC. kthanxbye 5:46 PM

My mentioning of the phone sex thread appeared to have thrown her for a loop, but after this exchange she called me and kept talking about how "I didn't say your name. I didn't say your name. I don't know how they found out that we talked". Even still, off of principle, you just don't lie on a nigga like that. When I called her on the fact that I never had phone sex with her, nor have I ever attempted to, she said "You don't know who I talk to, I could be fuckin' with anybody from the IC, you don't know." So I told her that it was unfair to Jamaica to make him take the blame for some shit that never happened with them (to my knowledge) and since she had already admitted to only talking to me and Jamaica on the phone, she was exposing herself to be a liar. And the more I called her on that fact, she got on the defensive and tried to defend her actions by saying that it was ok to imply a lie as long as she didn't mention anyone by name. To which I promptly hung up on her.

Hours later, I get a voicemail saying that she read that last text over and eventually she started posting in the thread I told her to go check out. Continuing to front on me.

Now, my fellow Ill Commutians, I would like to respond to her last voicemail for all of the IC to see.....

I gave you your chance to make it right, and the game has now been brought to you bitch. Leave me the fuck alone from now on you cum thirsty sensitive feelings catching ass bitch. Chanks....

 

[hummingbird]

her talking is just as bad as her typing from that voicemail.

 

[J-GUTTA]

started out like

went to

ended with

 

[CJ]

Lmao

..........

 

[Mdizzle9000]

lmao@that voicemail

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Oh lawdddd

 

[AquinasHubbyDavid]

*jerks off to aquinas voice*

 

[CJ]

Comedy @ it's finest.

 

[hummingbird]

started out like

ended with

We should orchestrate some shit. I promise I wont get preggo.

 

[Tha Killa]

Killa I never said U ether'd yaself.. I thought this was a great exposure.. Now quit bullshitten and post the webcam vid nigga.. I know her whore ass sent u somethin..

Hahaha. Nah, she got mad that I couldn't talk or get on cam at work and said fuck it.

And I ethered myself in one of the pms. She caught feelins that I called her a "nasty bitch" after reading her first couple pms, so I told her that "Bitch only stands for Because I Take Charge Here", which is a line I took from KRS-ONE at this summer's Rock The Bells, and in that following pm, I said something along the lines of "I only called you a bitch 'cause I respeck yo baucedom " and said somethin' stupid like "You know that since I don't masterbate, Round 1 don't count right? Round 2 would be where it's at b" and ethered the shit outta myself (since by this point I was fallin' outta my chair laughin') I said "This 2 inch dick's gonna have you fuckin' wit' short dicks for the rest of yo natural life. Bet on it." nh.

I need to find that damn pm again

 

[darknight]

I love yall niggas man.