Have You Ever Been In a "Porn Scenario"?

[S2J]

In VA there's a shitload of highrises with pools and the lifeguards are all foreign exchange students (college). Typically Russians, Ukrainians. Some model type beautiful women. I wanted one.

So im driving one day and caught one slippin dolo at a 7-11 pay phone. Yes, a payphone . Hit the u turn, roll up on her in the 7-11 like 'Uh, why you on a payphone ". She started talkin she barely speak English. Half our conversation is just smiles and head nods. "I bored, no cell phone " . Im like 'you drink?, drinky drinky? " . She understood that.

Brought her back to the crib and went ham. Had her on the 15th floor balcony ass out. It was very Bangbus-esque how it went down

 

[Kat]

Why yes, yes I have.

 

[1CK1S]

In VA there's a shitload of highrises with pools and the lifeguards are all foreign exchange students (college). Typically Russians, Ukrainians. Some model type beautiful women. I wanted one.

So im driving one day and caught one slippin dolo at a 7-11 pay phone. Yes, a payphone . Hit the u turn, roll up on her in the 7-11 like 'Uh, why you on a payphone ". She started talkin she barely speak English. Half our conversation is just smiles and head nods. "I bored, no cell phone " . Im like 'you drink?, drinky drinky? " . She understood that.

Brought her back to the crib and went ham. Had her on the 15th floor balcony ass out. It was very Bangbus-esque how it went down

Where the f-ck at???

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Why yes, yes I have.

details?

 

[genocidecutter]

#PPM

 

[bambu]

I was in the Navy sounding some tanks below deck near the shaft alley, somewhere in the Mediterranean Sea. ....

Low and behold a young woman with a purple shirt appears and asks if I can also sound her tank.....

I did....

Only saw her again in passing, she ignored me...

 

[NeighborhoodNomad.]

Yes.

I was about 18/19. I was chillin at my big Cousin's spot smoking/drinking a little. A couple of girls he knew came through a little later, we chopped it up for a second, keepin it cordial. Time passes, maybe an hour or so and by this time everybody was just doing their own thing. One of the girls went in the back with my cousin. I forgot where the other girl went but I was chilling on the couch. My cousin comes out from one of the rooms and was like ol girl (the one who I figured had left) wanna holler at you real quick. I'm like cool.

I get up and go into one of his rooms and the bitch is butt ass nekkid, spread eagle, playing with her pussy, looked me dead in my eyes and said "I want to suck your dick. can I?" I was like "Yeah". The pussy was great, she was a superfreak bitch and to this day theee best head I ever got in my life. She sucked my dick like she had a point to prove. When Too Short said "she gave head like she made it up" he was probably talkin about this bitch's mother or auntie or something.

Goodtimes

 

[NeighborhoodNomad.]

When I was a driver, I used to deliver food to restaurants and there were these 2 girls that almost gave me head in the office in the back of the kitchen at the same time. Technically one girl performed while the other lightly participated. The crazier part of that situation was one of the girls was the manager and her Mother of all people was the employee. Why did her mother keep trying to interrupt shit tho?

 

[Cabana_Da_Don]

In high school.Spanish class.Nobody was around my firl back in the day wore a skirt with no panties and I got it in.

 

[S2J]

In VA there's a shitload of highrises with pools and the lifeguards are all foreign exchange students (college). Typically Russians, Ukrainians. Some model type beautiful women. I wanted one.

So im driving one day and caught one slippin dolo at a 7-11 pay phone. Yes, a payphone . Hit the u turn, roll up on her in the 7-11 like 'Uh, why you on a payphone ". She started talkin she barely speak English. Half our conversation is just smiles and head nods. "I bored, no cell phone " . Im like 'you drink?, drinky drinky? " . She understood that.

Brought her back to the crib and went ham. Had her on the 15th floor balcony ass out. It was very Bangbus-esque how it went down

Where the f-ck at???

All up n down 395, Alexandria and Arlington

Pools close at 8 i believe. :joy: 8:05 you'll see em drivin around in their Lifeguard t shirts on their lil bikes. Gorgeous lil college joints. ..if you're into that sorta thing

Im not anymore, of course

 

[1CK1S]

In VA there's a shitload of highrises with pools and the lifeguards are all foreign exchange students (college). Typically Russians, Ukrainians. Some model type beautiful women. I wanted one.

So im driving one day and caught one slippin dolo at a 7-11 pay phone. Yes, a payphone . Hit the u turn, roll up on her in the 7-11 like 'Uh, why you on a payphone ". She started talkin she barely speak English. Half our conversation is just smiles and head nods. "I bored, no cell phone " . Im like 'you drink?, drinky drinky? " . She understood that.

Brought her back to the crib and went ham. Had her on the 15th floor balcony ass out. It was very Bangbus-esque how it went down

Where the f-ck at???

All up n down 395, Alexandria and Arlington

Pools close at 8 i believe. :joy: 8:05 you'll see em drivin around in their Lifeguard t shirts on their lil bikes. Gorgeous lil college joints. ..if you're into that sorta thing

Im not anymore, of course

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Inb4 niggas start making up stories to look cool on the Internet, oh wait...

 

[mryounggun]

Think I told this story before on here before but here's the cliff notes:

One night this older woman I was fucking with him me up at like 1:30 in the morning when I was out with some niggas I know. 2 hours later, we were all leaving her house, we had all smashed, two of my niggas had ran through her fridge and eaten all her kids snacks and we all had a story to tell.

 

[Splackavelli]

Yeah I was a pizza delivery man back in the day and I made a delivery to this super bad super thick ass womans housse. I was on my way back to the store when I liked in my rear view I saw her waving and flagging me down. I turn back around and she opens the pizza box and e xplains that I got the topping wrong .

She said that she wanted extra sausage. I was like "oh so you want extra sausage?" She then says let's go inside and talk about this. When we got to her living room she then says:"about that extra sausage...." she then starts to loosen my belt and I take off my shirt then we start to disrobe each other and that's when all of a sudden this bow-chicka-wow-wow music starts playing out of no where. So we shot the s end the director yells "cut" aww y'all know the rest

 

[jay83]

Does the said female have to be attractive for the story to be valid?

 

[SolemnSauce]

Yea, was working with this older chick and I had a stick shift car that I couldn't drive cause didn't really know how. She never really spoke with me before and I was surprised when she offered.

So she's teaching me to drive, and she's guiding my hand on the clutch. Keeps commenting being easy on the clutch or i'll damage the shaft.

I was so aloof about it I didn't even pick up on it. She was telling me that I have to cradle the pedals ever so lightly. When I fucked up and the car jerked. She said don't worry, it's cause of your big feet.

She said you know what they say aboUT men with big feet. Look her dead in her eyes and said "what?". Like this would be the fucking script for a milf fuck film if I've ever seen one.

So she teaches me how to drive, all the while tossing hint aftee hint. And I'm not picking up shit, I drive back to my home and pull up to the back where it was dark.

But only cause I didn't want anyone to break into it. Soon as I turn off the car, she says "screw it"..unzips my pants and starts giving me dome.

I was like

Ohhhhhhhhhh, now I get it..

Oohh..ohhh.ooooooooh shit

 

[Shizlansky]

Think I told this story before on here before but here's the cliff notes:

One night this older woman I was fucking with him me up at like 1:30 in the morning when I was out with some niggas I know. 2 hours later, we were all leaving her house, we had all smashed, two of my niggas had ran through her fridge and eaten all her kids snacks and we all had a story to tell.

Sharing a women is nasty as fuck

All y'all niggas dirty

 

[mryounggun]

Inb4 niggas start making up stories to look cool on the Internet, oh wait...

 

[mryounggun]

We need a way for the IC ladies to anonymously share their porn scenario stories.

 

[ineedpussy]

We need a way for the IC ladies to anonymously share their porn scenario stories.

them bitches better put on their big girl panties