Have Any Of You DATED/F*CKED Or ALMOST Had The Chance To Date A Celeb?

[Splackavelli]

kim wayans was sweet on me back in the day. she used to send ewings , reebok pumps and sega genesis cartridges to me. only thing was I was more into girls my age. my only concern was staying in school getting at the girlies and keeping my box fade tight. I let her down gently and sent her a letter explaining why we couldn't be. I regret it though because when I watch that inliving color intro on tv and I see kim dancing in that striped dress with that paint roller in her hand I grip my joint. I toss and turn thinking of the things I done with that stallion. was that story cool enough for y'all? KING ME!

 

[Purr]

kim wayans was sweet on me back in the day. she used to send ewings , reebok pumps and sega genesis cartridges to me. only thing was I was more into girls my age. my only concern was staying in school getting at the girlies and keeping my box fade tight. I let her down gently and sent her a letter explaining why we couldn't be. I regret it though because when I watch that inliving color intro on tv and I see kim dancing in that striped dress with that paint roller in her hand I grip my joint. I toss and turn thinking of the things I done with that stallion. was that story cool enough for y'all? KING ME!

So, you live in santa monica too? Cause Kim lives 6 blocks away from me and she goes to the yoga studio on Montana.

 

[So ILL]

Nigga said Kim Wayans lmaooooo.

 

[So ILL]

Patrick Ewinga and SEGA games lmaoooooooooooo.

 

[So ILL]

Ewings*

Auto-correct can kiss my ass, nigga!

 

[Westie]

Yes, I had an actor NFL player trick on me.

Nigga was dumb as fuck though.

Sources say football players fuck like there's a superbowl ring in it for them.

But....

 

[Splackavelli]

kim wayans was sweet on me back in the day. she used to send ewings , reebok pumps and sega genesis cartridges to me. only thing was I was more into girls my age. my only concern was staying in school getting at the girlies and keeping my box fade tight. I let her down gently and sent her a letter explaining why we couldn't be. I regret it though because when I watch that inliving color intro on tv and I see kim dancing in that striped dress with that paint roller in her hand I grip my joint. I toss and turn thinking of the things I done with that stallion. was that story cool enough for y'all? KING ME!

So, you live in santa monica too? Cause Kim lives 6 blocks away from me and she goes to the yoga studio on Montana.

you don't believe me? why don't you go ask her.

 

[englishdude]

People really gotta stop referring to females as stallion, unless you got Mr Cee sexual orientation.

A stallions definition is 'An uncastrated adult male horse, especialy one used for breeding'.

 

[Splackavelli]

this niggs admitted to this? Lol

ewww.......that's an UGLY bitch

she's not ugly she's plain. sarah plain and tall she is.

 

[Splackavelli]

Good times

WHO!?!

 

[Dupac]

Lol I remember when Du said he was about to fuck Jacki-O or some shit back in the day.

She wanted him to eat her out or some shit first though but he was scared (his words).

He's told that story here a few times.

 

[THOT PILGRIM]

Yes, I had an actor NFL player trick on me.

Nigga was dumb as fuck though.

Sources say football players fuck like there's a superbowl ring in it for them.

But....

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Bruh he didnt. He would do a couple lines, fuck for a few mins and tuck himself in. Like literally pull the covers up to his neck and tuck himself in.

 

[THOT PILGRIM]

Yes, I had an actor NFL player trick on me.

Nigga was dumb as fuck though.

just like in that powder room thread you must tell us who he is!

That was NBA, the other one was NFL

 

[THOT PILGRIM]

Yes, I had an actor NFL player trick on me.

Nigga was dumb as fuck though.

Tell us how dumb

He was talking about wanting more real friends one day and I asked him what constitutes a good friend...

The nigga said constitutes was a big word and was slick offended

 

[Dupac]

u already made this thread though...
http://community.allhiphop.com/disc...e-nice-jerks-to-you-official-celeb-stories/p1

the jacki-o story is in there, but that was not me who told it.....i never met jacki-o

i met christina milian

 

[Avenue Crazy]

u already made this thread though...
http://community.allhiphop.com/disc...e-nice-jerks-to-you-official-celeb-stories/p1

the jacki-o story is in there, but that was not me who told it.....i never met jacki-o

i met christina milian

Was she fuckin

 

[Dupac]

she was ready.....but niggaz was playing box defense

 

[Westie]

Yes, I had an actor NFL player trick on me.

Nigga was dumb as fuck though.

Sources say football players fuck like there's a superbowl ring in it for them.

But....

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Bruh he didnt. He would do a couple lines, fuck for a few mins and tuck himself in. Like literally pull the covers up to his neck and tuck himself in.[/quote]

Damn well.. I guess sources got lucky then.;

 

[Splackavelli]

I can tell the story of Sleepy Brown from the Dungeon Family. I went to Ceelo's album release party a few years ago.

A friend and I, were walking around, drinking, and meeting people. So, I had walked past Sleepy Brown, he grabbed my arm, and we had chit chatted for a few minutes.

My friend was trying to get my attention, so I had excused myself and went to where she was. I dont remember what she had wanted but I was annoyed for being pull out of a great conversation for no reason.

He saw me again, then we began to talk again, he had introduced me to Ceelo and he asked for my number and twitter.

He shouted me out on twitter and called me the next day.

I fucked up for being too shy and quiet.

The only thing that I get from this is that your friend ain't shit.

for every wingman theres the cockblock chick. man being a female must suck.

 

[Splackavelli]

Yes, I had an actor NFL player trick on me.

Nigga was dumb as fuck though.

just like in that powder room thread you must tell us who he is!

That was NBA, the other one was NFL

wow you know if you played it right you would have been a millionaire's spouse and been living in the lap of luxury.