Greatest Sex Thread

[BrideofKilla]

If you haven't had the best yet, describe how you'd like it to be and who you'd like it to be with.

I'd like it to be with this woman

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Spoiler to protect identity

I want her in cosplay

And under it i want this on her

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My plan is to catch this unsuspecting person in an elevator, discreetly push the stop button and pretend the elevator has malfunctioned......then have my way with her from there

Ts what can u do for me to accomplish this experience?

Can't help you there. But an elevator scene is certainly innovative.

Maybe a different target with the same approach?

 

[gns]

Nah sights already set

Mustve missed the unsuspecting part

Watch your ass in the future

 

[iron man1]

I'll participate Bride . One fun moment was with my ex that took my v card. After the usual first wack time and I got more comfortable with her it really made sex enjoyable. She liked to ride and that was always amazing and her chest was huge so I'd bite/suck them ahh good times.

 

[Ol Jay's]

I was going to share, but Bride been oc on my feelings reaction lately, so nope

You and @chicity post with way too many feelings. I daresay you're in competition to see who can 'out Drake' the other.

Ten goats for your next 10 posts if you contribute. Deal?

smh, I'm not going to do this with you Bride, because it'll only reveal we're not as cool as I thought we were, you should get me by now

I don't post with feelings, my posts evoke feelings

 

[BrideofKilla]

I was going to share, but Bride been oc on my feelings reaction lately, so nope

You and @chicity post with way too many feelings. I daresay you're in competition to see who can 'out Drake' the other.

Ten goats for your next 10 posts if you contribute. Deal?

smh, I'm not going to do this with you Bride, because it'll only reveal we're not as cool as I thought we were, you should get me by now

I don't post with feelings, my posts evoke feelings

It was just a joke, man...sheesh

 

[BrideofKilla]

I'll participate Bride . One fun moment was with my ex that took my v card. After the usual first wack time and I got more comfortable with her it really made sex enjoyable. She liked to ride and that was always amazing and her chest was huge so I'd bite/suck them ahh good times.

Thanks for sharing!

Would you consider her to be your best?

Is it now like you're chasing that initial high?

 

[SolemnSauce]

Aight fuck, i fucks wit you Bride.

Working wit this chick at a bus. When i was round 18. Had just bought a stick shift car but didnt know how to drive stick really. Shorty taught me a little, mad mention of my shoe size. Fast forward a few weeks, at her spot. Get to little rough housing on the bed. End up on the floor with my head between her legs.

She aint wait, slid the panties to the side and pushed my head down on the clit. Ate righteous for bout 15 minutes. Jumped into the bed, smeng it missionary, smeng it on the side, up on one knee hittin the tebowg like im tryna show the action in a porn.

Den she slid up and arched it, smeng it doggy. But when i buss she did some typa clinch and hip thrust back the moment..i mean the muthafuckin moment the soulja broke threw.

My hands came up off the hips like

I heard dem angels "AWWWWWWWWWWW"

Hoped up outta it, went to grab some water from the nightstand and my legs buckled.

 

[BrideofKilla]

Making multiples happen...in more than one woman. yuh

Was this an orgy or were you going around dropping the D off like a UPS delivery man?

 

[Ol Jay's]

I was going to share, but Bride been oc on my feelings reaction lately, so nope

You and @chicity post with way too many feelings. I daresay you're in competition to see who can 'out Drake' the other.

Ten goats for your next 10 posts if you contribute. Deal?

smh, I'm not going to do this with you Bride, because it'll only reveal we're not as cool as I thought we were, you should get me by now

I don't post with feelings, my posts evoke feelings

It was just a joke, man...sheesh

comparing or mentioning me alongside @Chicity is no joking matter

 

[SolemnSauce]

My proof reading is atrocious

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Making multiples happen...in more than one woman. yuh

Ay nigga make me a mod already

Yuh..

 

[BrideofKilla]

Aight fuck, i fucks wit you Bride.

Working wit this chick at a bus. When i was round 18. Had just bought a stick shift car but didnt know how to drive stick really. Shorty taught me a little, mad mention of my shoe size. Fast forward a few weeks, at her spot. Get to little rough housing on the bed. End up on the floor with my head between her legs.

She aint wait, slid the panties to the side and pushed my head down on the clit. Ate righteous for bout 15 minutes. Jumped into the bed, smeng it missionary, smeng it on the side, up on one knee hittin the tebowg like im tryna show the action in a porn.

Den she slid up and arched it, smeng it doggy. But when i buss she did some typa clinch and hip thrust back the moment..i mean the muthafuckin moment the soulja broke threw.

My hands came up off the hips like

I heard dem angels "AWWWWWWWWWWW"

Hoped up outta it, went to grab some water from the nightstand and my legs buckled.

Sounds like what made that the best was her being experienced. Nothing like showing an old dog new tricks, lol...

Thanks, allergens. That's how you contribute!

 

[iron man1]

I'll participate Bride . One fun moment was with my ex that took my v card. After the usual first wack time and I got more comfortable with her it really made sex enjoyable. She liked to ride and that was always amazing and her chest was huge so I'd bite/suck them ahh good times.

Thanks for sharing!

Would you consider her to be your best?

Is it now like your chasing that initial high?

Nah just a random moment I was sharing my best moments were with my last ex since I was with her the longest

 

[BrideofKilla]

I was going to share, but Bride been oc on my feelings reaction lately, so nope

You and @chicity post with way too many feelings. I daresay you're in competition to see who can 'out Drake' the other.

Ten goats for your next 10 posts if you contribute. Deal?

smh, I'm not going to do this with you Bride, because it'll only reveal we're not as cool as I thought we were, you should get me by now

I don't post with feelings, my posts evoke feelings

It was just a joke, man...sheesh

comparing or mentioning me alongside @Chicity is no joking matter

You're right. My apologies, friend.

20 goats if you contribute.

 

[BrideofKilla]

I'll participate Bride . One fun moment was with my ex that took my v card. After the usual first wack time and I got more comfortable with her it really made sex enjoyable. She liked to ride and that was always amazing and her chest was huge so I'd bite/suck them ahh good times.

Thanks for sharing!

Would you consider her to be your best?

Is it now like your chasing that initial high?

Nah just a random moment I was sharing my best moments were with my last ex since I was with her the longest

So the longer you're with someone... The better you get to know their body thus improving your experience...

I must say, I agree.

 

[Stew]

In LA..... in a hotel....drunk.....pyt

That one morning the ex that did me dirty came crying back to my doorstep a couple yrs later, yup.

 

[Ol Jay's]

alright here it is

Chick texted me "it's on tonight, I'm a make you think that lil dick 12 inches"

I go over there early, she ass naked cooking tacos, so I get naked and she looks at it, laughs, and says "cute"

We eat the tacos and drink grape kool-aid, so I'm finishing up my laid and this chick crawls under the table towards me

She laughs and says "its so wittle I can't get to it"

So we go to the room and she says "i want you to hit it from the back", I said "you know that ain't gonna work, tramp you playing with me"

She says "I got you boo, I want you to take my anal virginity", so i spread them cheeks and my dick slide right in her asshole

I said "babe, you sure you ain't had butt sex before"

She said "yes, now quit talking, put it in, and fuck this asshole apart"

:|

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

I'll share my story later

 

[BrideofKilla]

In LA..... in a hotel....drunk.....pyt

That one morning the ex that did me dirty came crying back to my doorstep a couple yrs later, yup.

Drunk sex/revenge sex... Which was better?

 

[OhMars]

I think that's 5 bride