Greatest Sex Thread

[ChillaDaGawd]

Life

Lol

Reesey invented some shit why you think they call her Danger

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

I'm lookin at 34 44 55 years.

Aye, can y'all put some money towards my commissary?

Can I speak to the DA about a deal?

Edit: COT DAMN! Went back over the list again to see if I calculated correctly, and got 10 more years added to my sentence!

WHERE'S MY LAWYER!

Edit...again: Dammit. My math is off!

 

[_Jay_]

64 (._. )

 

[iron man1]

33 Pepper going to have to hold down the company like Empire @Reesey

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Sent that to my s/o. This hefa doin 54 years.

Looks like me and her gotta have a talk.

 

[(Nope)]

I fucked my Multicultural Studies Professor. She was a Latina in her early 30's and we built a relationship in class because we would talk a lot about my work. She was brilliant, so I was interested in her input. I felt like she was vibing me, but I wasn't sure. Then one day we were talking after class and she was stretching her gum out and twirling it around while we were talking (blew my mind, shit was extra provocative). So, class ends and she looks me up on facebook, and sends me a friend request and a message that reads "since you're no longer my student I guess you can have my number." I thought she was playing with me, but it was real. I started to hit her up and she would fuck me in the parking lot at school, give me head between classes, take me to her house and dress up for me--whatever. Also, she could no longer have children, so I went deep every time.

She was a sexually powerful women, my first experience with a woman older than me, and I get to put that I fucked a professor on my resume.

 

[Ghost313]

They sentenced me to lethal injection bruhs, it's been real.

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

64 (._. )

I'm higher than you gimme a mod spot

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

I feel terrible now....

Spoiler

76

 

[Focal Point]

69

 

[mryounggun]

71. smh.

 

[BeleeDatPleighboy]

61

damn that a life sentence

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

Bruh....somebody lion.

Ain't no way I should have the highest number.

 

[AP21]

Bruh....somebody lion.

Ain't no way I should have the highest number.

time to start callin em out

from now on...if you answer that question, post the ones you "did"

 

[mryounggun]

Bruh....somebody lion.

Ain't no way I should have the highest number.

time to start callin em out

from now on...if you answer that question, post the ones you "did"

Na, post the ones you DIDN'T do. Based on most people's number, that's a shorter list.

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

I missed one.....

Only ones I haven't done:

Sex with the same sex

F***ed a stranger

Number is actually 76....

 

[Stew]

Sex wit food

Sex wit toys

3some

Sex with same sex

Own sex toys

Have unusual fetishs

My shit ain't that bad compared to some of yall but I'm still doing 64 years -__-

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Never...

- In the shower

- While high

- A stranger

- Same sex...pause

- Wit toys I owned

- Used sex as a barter

- Weird & Unusual fetishes

 

[BrideofKilla]

Bruh....somebody lion.

Ain't no way I should have the highest number.

time to start callin em out

from now on...if you answer that question, post the ones you "did"

Whoa wait... What's your #, friend?

 

[AP21]

Bruh....somebody lion.

Ain't no way I should have the highest number.

time to start callin em out

from now on...if you answer that question, post the ones you "did"

Whoa wait... What's your #, friend?

hold on...let me compute...brb